Dallas, May 7, Trees

[bUTTHOLEmAN]

Yah, that was it- it was just starting to kick in.

[glen]

i'm jealous DC got to meet butthole

I have photographic evidence.   

although I am not allowed to share.   

but either way that piggy shirt is SHARP.

[(((O)))]

I have photographic evidence.

You do?

[glen]

i'm jealous DC got to meet butthole

I have photographic evidence.   

You do?

sure!   bUTTHOLEmAN is about 5' 4" with shoulder length blonde hair, a C-cup, and prefers to wear thigh-high stockings and strappy high heels.     oh.. wait... wrong pic from Dc.     
but somewhere in this phone I know there is a bUTTHOLEmAN.   

[black stallion]

one day it would be fun to se some of the pics DC sends on your cell 

[glen]

one day it would be fun to se some of the pics DC sends on your cell 

I'll never post them.  the kid has been too good to me.   I DO have a little honor.
but if any of you ever meet me face to face ask and ye shall receive.

[Satchel Paige]

Great midtempo set. Manky-history-YOA was tops.


Fuck that cockass in the slayer shirt.

yeah he was a douche.

I must have missed the Slayer guy; where was he?  Running around into people near the front?

Where did you see Buzz and Dale; before the venue opened?  Where did they end up parking?

The slayer guy wanted to mosh. I was standing around him for a second, a couple of other big guys kept him at bay from others who weren't digging his style. they even asked me if i was okay. the slayer dude ended up bouncing off this girl who got fed up with him and she dropped her purse and yelled something at him. the slayer put his hands up in his face to show he didn't want to fight/mosh with her.

We got there before the Melvins did. We parked down the street at cafe brazil and looked around for ten minutes and coady and jared pulled up out front. dale pulled up next and he ended parking right next to the venue. buzz pulled up in the white van and we talked to him. then, we pulled in to the venue parking because we thought the cafe would tow us next to the van and tail-gated with a couple of brews. buzz came back out and we said hello again and he pulled the van out back behind the trees club.

phhhhheeeewwwwwwww im winded

[Braykfast]

That was a great video upload.

Are there full bootleg vids floating around yet?

[DC]

Great midtempo set. Manky-history-YOA was tops.


Fuck that cockass in the slayer shirt.

yeah he was a douche.

I must have missed the Slayer guy; where was he?  Running around into people near the front?

Where did you see Buzz and Dale; before the venue opened?  Where did they end up parking?

The slayer guy wanted to mosh. I was standing around him for a second, a couple of other big guys kept him at bay from others who weren't digging his style. they even asked me if i was okay. the slayer dude ended up bouncing off this girl who got fed up with him and she dropped her purse and yelled something at him. the slayer put his hands up in his face to show he didn't want to fight/mosh with her.

kept him at bay nothing. Fuckstick was all over the place. I know I'm asking for it by being that close to the stage, but goddamn man, control yourself like an adult.

[glen]

goddamn man, control yourself like an adult.

ladies and gentlemen.. the Armageddon is upon us.

[rictus]

Anyone wanna grab a pizza or give me a handy before the show?

Can't believe I missed out on this.

[FartLips]

Anyone wanna grab a pizza or give me a handy before the show?

Can't believe I missed out on this.

you can still get together for that handy. just don't give him the reacharound.

[Bad Guy Zero]

Melvins soundcheck 5.7.12 @ Trees [Dallas, TX]

[bUTTHOLEmAN]

Thanks!

[Satchel Paige]

ground control to major tom you're clear for take off.