Melvins attract hipsters?

FartLips · May 16, 2012, 07:34:22 PM

Quote from: homeless_dad on May 16, 2012, 06:18:39 PM
Quote from: FartLips on May 16, 2012, 04:52:26 PM
Quote from: glen on May 16, 2012, 12:31:22 PM
Quote from: homeless_dad on May 16, 2012, 09:44:44 AM
What really got my goad last year at melvins lite was a 20 something female, thin, attractive, who was standing next to me, texting intermittently thruout the show! I bumped into her with a little force to get the hint. She finally moved. So rude!

so you had a thin attractive female next to you and you bumped her to hint her to move away from you?

dad.. I think you and I need to have a little talk.
I bump into them too. But with something else.
You're one classy flatuant!

there was this deftones show i went to a few years back and... well...

homeless_dad · May 16, 2012, 10:15:33 PM

Quote from: rhyme orange on May 16, 2012, 09:04:28 PM
melvins attract the lollipop guild?

So who's who?

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TheLegitMan93 · May 16, 2012, 10:25:02 PM

Quote from: glen on May 15, 2012, 01:54:00 PM
"hipster" is fast becoming a generic insult to be applied to anyone who has any interest in alternative music.

So fucking true.

Metalhead Cow · May 17, 2012, 10:52:38 PM

Quote from: glen on May 16, 2012, 06:48:44 AM
Quote from: Metalhead Cow on May 16, 2012, 12:45:59 AM
I'm around 5'11... Am I part of the problem?

as long as I can sit on your shoulders at the next MELVINS gig then no.

*said the dude who is also 5' 11"*

FartLips · May 18, 2012, 01:25:34 AM

Quote from: Metalhead Cow on May 17, 2012, 10:52:38 PM
Quote from: glen on May 16, 2012, 06:48:44 AM
Quote from: Metalhead Cow on May 16, 2012, 12:45:59 AM
I'm around 5'11... Am I part of the problem?

as long as I can sit on your shoulders at the next MELVINS gig then no.

*said the dude who is also 5' 11"*

watch out, he'll want to sit in the wrong direction.

Bullsol · May 19, 2012, 01:58:42 AM

The difference between a so-called "hipster metalheads" (basically Melvins and sludge/doom/stoner/drone-descendants) and hipsters who like electropop and dance-punk is radical.

Dumpster D · January 09, 2013, 11:51:01 PM

I Bump this thread, and demand more Gut-wrenching posts containing Images of these so Called hipsters, and Like the SS and Gestapo, I will hereby Profile and Condemn these Inferior and Vile concert going patrons, to the Gas chambers where they will be dosed with Lethal amounts of Cyanide Zyklon-B in the Traditional manner. (that wasnt going too far was it..

, I was totally just being Figurative)

Hahaah, Silently Screaming for attention, Oh man, that NAILS IT!!!

oh man you guys realize this thread is touching on some REAL stuff here...Keep me laughing.

please, Continue the hipster bashing...I love you!

Q: whats the difference between a Melvins Fan and a hipster..

A: Two Beers

Schnabster · January 10, 2013, 05:09:57 AM

Jesus, are you coming to a show to watch a band play live, or do you go there to watch the audience. I give a flying fuck in how the audience looks, most probably the ones that complain about hipsters are perhaps the worst hipsters of them all. Spoon them!

homeless_dad · January 10, 2013, 10:32:52 AM

Release the spoons!!!

jonE5 · January 10, 2013, 12:24:58 PM

Schnabster · January 10, 2013, 01:01:08 PM

They can all go and receive!

MrLuck87 · January 10, 2013, 01:33:18 PM

Quote from: Schnabster on January 10, 2013, 05:09:57 AM
Jesus, are you coming to a show to watch a band play live, or do you go there to watch the audience.

The problem is if you get stuck behind a guy who is doing little more than staring at the band it's a bit of a buzzkill. It's even a little bit creepy.

black stallion · January 10, 2013, 01:43:55 PM

Quote from: MrLuck87 on January 10, 2013, 01:33:18 PM
Quote from: Schnabster on January 10, 2013, 05:09:57 AM
Jesus, are you coming to a show to watch a band play live, or do you go there to watch the audience.

The problem is if you get stuck behind a guy who is doing little more than staring at the band it's a bit of a buzzkill. It's even a little bit creepy.

Jaron · January 10, 2013, 06:05:46 PM

I think the one's that made those comments were only talking themselves or one another. Have you ever met a hipster that admitted he was a hipster? Is it something you hold pride in or has the word become so dirty no one wants that label? I'm too fat to look like a hipster and too hairy. And I have never set foot in an American Apparel before. Though I do buy clothes at thrift stores because I'm poor. And I listen to everything from hip hop to metal to country to jazz. So, how the shit do you classify a hipster? Usually when I get to talking to someone its obvious to tell, or if I over hear a conversation or notice their behavior around their friends. Just how they talk or what the talk about.

I have more to type, but I don't want to be too winded.

Dumpster D · January 11, 2013, 02:25:29 AM

Quote from: Schnabster on January 10, 2013, 05:09:57 AM
Jesus, are you coming to a show to watch a band play live, or do you go there to watch the audience. I give a flying fuck in how the audience looks, most probably the ones that complain about hipsters are perhaps the worst hipsters of them all. Spoon them!

Ok, schnab, what...

they got you too didnt they...I KNOW it.

I thought I saw you Sneaking out after work to buy some Pabst blue Ribbon and play your Emo music!!!