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Re: Melvins attract hipsters?
« Reply #45 on: May 16, 2012, 06:34:22 PM »
What really got my goad last year at melvins lite was a 20 something female, thin, attractive, who was standing next to me, texting intermittently thruout the show!  I bumped into her with a little force to get the hint.  She finally moved.  So rude!



so you had a thin attractive female next to you and you bumped her to hint her to move away from you?
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I bump into them too. But with something else. :P
You're one classy flatuant! :wink:
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Re: Melvins attract hipsters?
« Reply #46 on: May 16, 2012, 09:15:33 PM »
melvins attract the lollipop guild?
So who's who?

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Re: Melvins attract hipsters?
« Reply #47 on: May 16, 2012, 09:25:02 PM »
"hipster" is fast becoming a generic insult to be applied to anyone who has any interest in alternative music.

So fucking true.

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Re: Melvins attract hipsters?
« Reply #48 on: May 17, 2012, 09:52:38 PM »
I'm around 5'11... Am I part of the problem?

as long as I can sit on your shoulders at the next MELVINS gig then no.

*said the dude who is also 5' 11"*  :oops:

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Re: Melvins attract hipsters?
« Reply #49 on: May 18, 2012, 12:25:34 AM »
I'm around 5'11... Am I part of the problem?

as long as I can sit on your shoulders at the next MELVINS gig then no.

*said the dude who is also 5' 11"*  :oops:

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watch out, he'll want to sit in the wrong direction.
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Re: Melvins attract hipsters?
« Reply #50 on: May 19, 2012, 12:58:42 AM »
The difference between a so-called "hipster metalheads" (basically Melvins and sludge/doom/stoner/drone-descendants) and hipsters who like electropop and dance-punk is radical.

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Re: Melvins attract hipsters?
« Reply #51 on: January 09, 2013, 10:51:01 PM »
I Bump this thread, and demand more Gut-wrenching posts containing Images of these so Called hipsters, and Like the SS and Gestapo, I will hereby Profile and Condemn these Inferior and Vile concert going patrons, to the Gas chambers where they will be dosed with Lethal amounts of Cyanide Zyklon-B in the Traditional manner. (that wasnt going too far was it.. :o, I was totally just being Figurative) 

Hahaah, Silently Screaming for attention, Oh man, that NAILS IT!!!  :lol:

oh man you guys realize this thread is touching on some REAL stuff here...Keep me laughing.

please, Continue the hipster bashing...I love you!

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Re: Melvins attract hipsters?
« Reply #52 on: January 10, 2013, 04:09:57 AM »
Jesus, are you coming to a show to watch a band play live, or do you go there to watch the audience. I give a flying fuck in how the audience looks, most probably the ones that complain about hipsters are perhaps the worst hipsters of them all. Spoon them!

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Re: Melvins attract hipsters?
« Reply #53 on: January 10, 2013, 09:32:52 AM »
Release the spoons!!!
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Re: Melvins attract hipsters?
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Re: Melvins attract hipsters?
« Reply #55 on: January 10, 2013, 12:01:08 PM »
They can all go and receive!


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Re: Melvins attract hipsters?
« Reply #56 on: January 10, 2013, 12:33:18 PM »
Jesus, are you coming to a show to watch a band play live, or do you go there to watch the audience.

The problem is if you get stuck behind a guy who is doing little more than staring at the band it's a bit of a buzzkill.  It's even a little bit creepy.

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Re: Melvins attract hipsters?
« Reply #57 on: January 10, 2013, 12:43:55 PM »
Jesus, are you coming to a show to watch a band play live, or do you go there to watch the audience.

The problem is if you get stuck behind a guy who is doing little more than staring at the band it's a bit of a buzzkill.  It's even a little bit creepy.

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Re: Melvins attract hipsters?
« Reply #58 on: January 10, 2013, 05:05:46 PM »
I think the one's that made those comments were only talking themselves or one another. Have you ever met a hipster that admitted he was a hipster? Is it something you hold pride in or has the word become so dirty no one wants that label? I'm too fat to look like a hipster and too hairy. And I have never set foot in an American Apparel before. Though I do buy clothes at thrift stores because I'm poor. And I listen to everything from hip hop to metal to country to jazz. So, how the shit do you classify a hipster? Usually when I get to talking to someone its obvious to tell, or if I over hear a conversation or notice their behavior around their friends. Just how they talk or what the talk about.

I have more to type, but I don't want to be too winded.

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Re: Melvins attract hipsters?
« Reply #59 on: January 11, 2013, 01:25:29 AM »
Jesus, are you coming to a show to watch a band play live, or do you go there to watch the audience. I give a flying fuck in how the audience looks, most probably the ones that complain about hipsters are perhaps the worst hipsters of them all. Spoon them!

Ok, schnab, what... :shock: :?

they got you too didnt they...I KNOW it.

I thought I saw you Sneaking out after work to buy some Pabst blue Ribbon and play your Emo music!!!  :x