Melvins Things You Wish Existed NOW!

[anaconda]

YES! GI Joe scale! I want to bear your children (NEVER)

[Dumpster D]

No one will be able to bear my children, not for five minutes even, no one can bear the sight of me either.


Reveiw is coming Conda, give me 24 hours, Im gonna Burn the BB stuff and put it into my discman and go move some snow and split wood before its dark. I already listened once at my buds place, still, I need to give it a dozen spins more. Plus on good headphones before bed too Like I said.

Something about the some of the Heavy metal Guitar in between tracks was messing with the flow slightly on first listen, There was a couple tracks that instantly grabbed me right in and tripped me out.

I forget what squidhead is, I skimmed one of the Live ones when I first got it, Its definetly cool as shit! But whos in Squidhead..

[Dumpster D]

Actually The metal Guitar parts are fine with the flow...Just have to listen on a good stereo. HEadphone Mix sounds very good Brad.

[deatheats]

A 1099-M Melvins tax form to deduct all of the money I spent on LPs

[Dumpster D]

Im afraid thats somewhere with the interview.

[EGO the Living Planet]

A picture of the MELVINS with Shirley Temple.

[jules]

A picture of the MELVINS with Shirley Temple.

George H.W. Bush has them.

[rictus]

A picture of the MELVINS with Shirley Temple.

George H.W. Bush has them.

[homeless_dad]

A Melvins book containing all/most lyrics with commentary on the lyrics or influence(s) to songs/lyrics/song structure, etc.

[jules]

A Melvins book containing all/most lyrics with commentary on the lyrics or influence(s) to songs/lyrics/song structure, etc.

Really? One of the things I've loved about them since I started was I never knew what the fuck they were talking about. This appealed to me completely. The only time I've been interested in lyrics was when I was studying La Polla Records' songs to learn Spanish.

To now be told that their songs actually made sense lyrically would be like a Christadelphian being told that the New Testament was a pile of crap.

[Dan_Halen]

A Melvins book containing all/most lyrics with commentary on the lyrics or influence(s) to songs/lyrics/song structure, etc.

Really? One of the things I've loved about them since I started was I never knew what the fuck they were talking about. This appealed to me completely. The only time I've been interested in lyrics was when I was studying La Polla Records' songs to learn Spanish.

To now be told that their songs actually made sense lyrically would be like a Christadelphian being told that the New Testament was a pile of crap.

lol it is as well as the old one too! 

I agree with your point though. Personally as a musician I seldom pay attention to and often times get lyrics wrong. Melvins is the perfect band for me as there really is no wrong! Plus they sound totally bad ass.

[homeless_dad]

A Melvins book containing all/most lyrics with commentary on the lyrics or influence(s) to songs/lyrics/song structure, etc.

Really? One of the things I've loved about them since I started was I never knew what the fuck they were talking about. This appealed to me completely. The only time I've been interested in lyrics was when I was studying La Polla Records' songs to learn Spanish.

To now be told that their songs actually made sense lyrically would be like a Christadelphian being told that the New Testament was a pile of crap.

I just wanna ruin your life, Jules!

I'm sure there wouldn't be much to comment on anyways.  99% of what would be printed is "*shrug* it sounded cool". 

I'm curious enough to want to know what a certain handful of songs are about.  I have my interpretation as do all of us, but it would be interesting to get a definitive answer.  It would be like finally finding that missing puzzle piece.

[meezer]

Melvins bicyclist wear. 

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[Godflesh]

An empty silkscreened box for HAT 7"s.

[bUTTHOLEmAN]

An empty silkscreened box for HAT 7"s.

I wonder where they get their blank boxes?