Do Melvins worship satan?

[Monkey L. Duffy]

Hasn't anyone noticed yet that if you play Slayer's "Reign In Blood" backwards and slow it down to a tenth of the speed it's actually "Gluey Porch Treatments in its entirety"?

[glen]

I swear to God  err.. I mean Satan, I don't know this guy.

[Hortense]

Been puzzling over this, If you are a follower of Swedenborg what does it matter?  What I mean is, in all respect, don't you guys think that you go wherever you want to go?  My understanding of Swedenborgian theology is that the followers of this teaching believe one goes wherever they think they should go? 
Does this mean you think you should go to hell?
Like, if one is atheistic ultimately nothing happens to them, if they are Buddhist they go to Nirvana, or if they are Christians they go to heaven, if they worship Willy Wonka they go to the Chocolate Factory (I kid I kid ).  Is this not correct? 

[jonE5]

This is Great!

[GobiK]

Hillo and thank yoos

no, it very complecx system of religion.There is hell and we very worry abot it.  Not want to go ther for clear resons.  my langoge is bad.  No, me wife ask her preacher and he say Melvins caause bad enerjys.  this indicator of Saatan. 

Me hope they find the Jeesus to dsave ther souls.  It is not for comedies.  IOs very siryose.  my hart go out to Melvins me conti nue to watch and lissen but only if precher change her muind. 

thanks to me wife now we know the truth

[Rev. Mike]

Thank God that preacher stepped in and showed the truth.

[black stallion]

what you think about those symbols on the Honky's cover? 

[JUDY]

Don't forget to say your Hail Dales before bed.

[bUTTHOLEmAN]

Don't forget to say your Hail Dales before bed.

Hail Dale, please don't let me fail.

[jules]

Satan worships Melvins and Santa worships Snivlem.

[TheSwingSet]

this shit just made my day.

[>>>JZS<<<]

Satan is still trying to get a copy of Shit Sandwich & a Lysol LP without the sticker....but he does own a Buzzo moo-moo from 2004.

Satan also owes Dale Crover $20,000 for drum lessons.

[deatheats]

Satan is still trying to get a copy of Shit Sandwich & a Lysol LP without the sticker....but he does own a Buzzo moo-moo from 2004.

Satan also owes Dale Crover $20,000 for drum lessons.

But he really tries to be as good as Dale!

[>>>JZS<<<]

Satan is still trying to get a copy of Shit Sandwich & a Lysol LP without the sticker....but he does own a Buzzo moo-moo from 2004.

Satan also owes Dale Crover $20,000 for drum lessons.

But he really tries to be as good as Dale!

Did I say $20,000, I'm sorry I meant $ 20,000,000

[Dumpster D]