I'm Interviewing The Melvins. I want your Questions.

[acid policy]

Ask which helps their timing more: alcohol or caffeine.

[Dumpster D]

What are some of the *Prized Gems* in Buzzos Cassette Tape collection. 

and what is his stereo like! 

[Rusty Shackleford]

or have any expected plans for retirement

At the 51 Tour stop in Little Rock, during Buzz's monologue, he said his retirement plan is a bullet in the head.  SWITCH OFF.   

I recorded it, and if I find the time, I'll transcribe it for ya'll. 

[black stallion]

or have any expected plans for retirement, if that is even monetarily possible.

[Chief Ten Beers]

Here's one:
So with all the Captain Beefheart influence that Buzz mentions, when can we expect some Beefheart covers? (Fingers crossed)

[black stallion]

Here's one:
So with all the Captain Beefheart influence that Buzz mentions, when can we expect some Beefheart covers? (Fingers crossed)

[Grayfro]

Tropical Hot Dog Night or You Know You're a Man bring it!!!

[Dumpster D]

or have any expected plans for retirement

At the 51 Tour stop in Little Rock, during Buzz's monologue, he said his retirement plan is a bullet in the head.  SWITCH OFF.   

I recorded it, and if I find the time, I'll transcribe it for ya'll.

Thats a little morose, More like his sense of Twisted Humor taking over, I doubt he was actually serious.

[tottel]

Will the Melvins ever do a (European!) Residency Tour part II?

And let's say play:
day 1: Stag and Hostile Ambient Takeover
day 2: The Maggot and The Bootlicker

[K4rJ4kC]

Why doesn't Europe get the awesome merch table like in America?

[black stallion]

Why doesn't Europe get the awesome merch table like in America?

very nice question,i guess to bring all that merch with them in Europe must be not that easy. looking forward to their answer though

[Grayfro]

With all the crazy fuckin' drivers here in America, and with all the driving they do, what's the craziest thing they have seen on the road and how close have they come to buying it?

[rictus]

1. Totally unique and Immediately recognizable voice?  Fact. Not Opinion.

I dunno man, sometimes I mistake him for that B-52's guy.

[jonE5]

Here's one:
So with all the Captain Beefheart influence that Buzz mentions, when can we expect some Beefheart covers? (Fingers crossed)

That would be amazing 

[dead mike]

Why doesn't Europe get the awesome merch table like in America?

very nice question,i guess to bring all that merch with them in Europe must be not that easy. looking forward to their answer though

Fantomas Rock Squad (1 of 3)

I can't speak for the melvins, but I'd be willing to be might have something to do with #2.