King Buzzo solo acoustic set!

[glen]

Right here, I will work for food.  Me Meee!

how do you look in a red nose, bloomer pants and extra large shoes?

[Dumpster D]

How do you look with an extra large boot up your arse! 

[glen]

How do you look with an extra large boot up your arse! 

well, probably a pain'd expression right off the bat. that's my best guess.

[rictus]

You have to remember, it was specifically refered to as a mini tour.

Presumably, then, he'll be driving from gig to gig in his Mini.

And all the roadies are midgets.

fuck that. he just needs to hire a staff of clowns and he's all good.

Oompa Loompas

[Dumpster D]

how about Tim moss--A-La-Sweetums and crew.

[DC]

What's a single guy with plenty of disposable income to do?


Guess I'm flying to Cali this year.

[rictus]

Hire a private jet and swing by to pick me up DC.

[Dumpster D]

What's a single guy with plenty of disposable income to do?


Guess I'm flying to Cali this year.

Where you been you handsome little guy!!! we miss ya!

[glen]

What's a single guy with plenty of disposable income to do?

he saves his money for the soon coming day that he has 7 million financial responsibilities and is saying to himself "I wish I would have saved some of that money I pissed away when I was single and a dumbass".

Debbie Downer Noise

[DC]

Ha! Yea right man. I'm never gonna grow out of being a dumbass.

[glen]

Ha! Yea right man. I'm never gonna grow out of being a dumbass.

that's my boy.  a chip off the ol' block.

and since you're throwing money around follishly feel free to go ahead and cover my ticket to Cali as well. fuck it, mights well cover the tik into the show too while you're at it.     and a nice dinner.     and lodging.     but I'll cover my own drinks.  I don't want to be greedy.

[goodbarron]

Ditto.

x2

hopefully the dates are not all west coast

dude...   welcome to a little place called reality.  IT AIN'T HAPPENING. PERIOD.

apologies for being so harsh.  you are well aware that my current location puts me in your same shit's creek. but I've played this game too many times.  no way. no how. not ever never EVER does this thing make it east of Nevada.

Haze says that Buzzo is playing Texas "for maybe sure."  East of Nevada a bit.  And I don't need a plane.

[rictus]

Haze says that Buzzo is playing Texas "for maybe sure."

[DC]

Ric, you live in amarillo still, yea? Dallas is like5 hours. Austin is more likely, and thats goddamn near 9. Poor fucker :p

[glen]

Ditto.

x2

hopefully the dates are not all west coast

dude...   welcome to a little place called reality.  IT AIN'T HAPPENING. PERIOD.

apologies for being so harsh.  you are well aware that my current location puts me in your same shit's creek. but I've played this game too many times.  no way. no how. not ever never EVER does this thing make it east of Nevada.

Haze says that Buzzo is playing Texas "for maybe sure."  East of Nevada a bit.  And I don't need a plane.

oh yeah?   well in that case:   NO WAY does this tour make it to the Midwest.  NO WAY.  NO HOW.  NOT EVER NEVER EVER.

*let's see how far we can push this thing