Okay, the Iggy Pop story. So this is from memory and won't be as funny as when Buzz told it but I'll do my best. Scott Asheton recently died, so Buzz decided to talk a little bit about the Stooges and specifically Iggy Pop, who he said was a hero to him. He mentioned that he likes pretty much everything that Iggy does, not just the Stooges but all his solo work too. He then mentioned how a while back, before the Stooges reformed that the Melvins played at a festival with Iggy's band at the time, and that the Melvins were on a smaller stage, and after they finished their set everyone rushed over to the bigger stage to see Iggy and his band play. Well at whatever festival this was before Iggy went on the band Weezer was playing, which the audience apparently was appreciating quite a bit, and Buzz said that on the other side of the stage he could see Iggy standing there, looking pissed (he made a face at this point and you could tell it was the not happy face). So Weezer finished their set and the roadies set everything up, and a short amount of time later Iggy comes out with his band. They play for maybe 20 minutes, which according to Buzz sounds real good. So during a pause in between songs Iggy says to the crowd "So how did you like Weezer?", to which the crowd cheers. Iggy then says, "You know what I think about them? FUCK THAT SHIT!!!", slams the microphone down then storms off the stage and goes and yells at his road manager for making him play the show. Buzz then said that the reason that Iggy is a hero to him is that he wouldn't play for an audience that liked Weezer. (at this point someone in the crowd was saying "come on, the blue album is good!" which made me laugh). So that's the Iggy story, I haven't heard the Patton story, you'll have to ask someone else for that one.