About Dale

[Buick GN]

Dale is the strongest drummer evva, in fact, he might very well be the strongest man in the world. Dale can lift very heavy objects.

"God got the idea for thunder from hearing Dale Crover play the drums." - meanclown, 4.21.05

[dead mike]

Dale Crover scissor-kicked Angela Lansbury.

He date-raped David Bowie.



TO DALE CROVER!!!!

[Uncle Fester]

dale crover beats his kids

[Schnabster]

Is Dale more lovable than Buzz? Is Buzz bad cop and Dale good cop? Is Buzz "stranger! danger!" while Dale is the our caring and protectin father? Is both respected, but only
Dale loved?

[dijk cheese]

Is Dale more lovable than Buzz? Is Buzz bad cop and Dale good cop? Is Buzz "stranger! danger!" while Dale is the our caring and protectin father? Is both respected, but only
Dale loved?

yes.

[(the) Razor]

So if Dale was the fontman to Melvins would they have sold more records?

[Schnabster]

Near Bergen (Norway) we even have a place called up after Melvins drummer, this place is of course called Dale:



Placed close to Bergen as you can see:



Dale is also famous for their clothing-brand Dale, and especially for their jerseys:



But they have other stuff too, skiwear etc:

www.dale.no


Here you have the footballteam of Dale:




"Dal" means "Valley" in norwegian, hence the name "Dale", because it`s locked in by huge mountains. Kind of a claustrophobic place, cause you have no horizont, just mountaintops around.

[glen]

"Dale" means "Valley" in norwegian

"glen" means "valley" in celtic.

would you believe we are actually related?

[norecess]

"Dale" means "Valley" in norwegian

in dutch it's 'dal'.

americans actually speak dutch:

yankees - jan-kees
dollar - daalder
cookie - koekje
brandy - brandewijn

[glen]

"Dale" means "Valley" in norwegian

in dutch it's 'dal'.

americans actually speak dutch:

yankees - jan-kees
dollar - daalder
cookie - koekje
brandy - brandewijn

correction:  americans speak dutch when they are severely inibriated.

"hey....  *hic*...  I'm fuked up on brandewijn,  *hic*  I'll give you a daalder for dat koekje."

[norecess]

"hey....  *hic*...  I'm fuked up on brandewijn,  *hic*  I'll give you a daalder for dat koekje."

did you improvize on 'dat' or did you use a translator?

i miss the old money, fucking euro's.

[(the) Razor]

Shit, it makes it a heap easier for us tourists.

[stonerwitch]

Seeing him on tour during his divorce was one of the best drumming events I ever seens.

Raw, Violent, Unforgettable.

[PrickHonky]

Seeing him on tour during his divorce was one of the best drumming events I ever seens.

Raw, Violent, Unforgettable.

I like the fact that on the 2000 tour when they played 2 sets that Buzz referred to Dale as "the freshly divorced Mr. Dale Crover", makes me laugh every time I hear it and the audience cheers

[Juan]

I have one of Dales gardening gloves which he threw into the crowd at the end of the last gig I caught. I also ripped the setlist out of some goon's hand......I got most of it and left him with about two songs worth seeing as I'm a nice guy.