If the Melvin played the Superbowl.

[borislikesitall]

Finally for the closer the remaining members of Queen join them on stage for a performance of Best Friend.  The crowd goes nuts and world peace is declared.

ha!! YES!!!   

[glen]

somehow I don't see the networks salivating over any one of the above mentioned scenarios.

[(the) Razor]

They'd play a deritive of Jacksonville, with every past bassist back for a reunion playing all at once and Dale to be hoisted up on a 180 degree rotating platform. I feel a 360 degree rotating platform would be far too ridiculous a scenario.

[jules]

I feel a 360 degree rotating platform would be far too ridiculous a scenario.

Unless it was a huge rotating platform of a mock-up of Buzz's hair, about 300' in diameter. Each member of the band would be dressed in a louse costume and walk up and down each follicle as they played.

[deatheats]

I feel a 360 degree rotating platform would be far too ridiculous a scenario.

Unless it was a huge rotating platform of a mock-up of Buzz's hair, about 300' in diameter. Each member of the band would be dressed in a louse costume and walk up and down each follicle as they played.

[Sludgebaby]

Maybe one of the boys would pull a Janet Jackson and have a "wardrobe malfunction".
Buzz: "Yes! I swear that my flannel wasn't supposed to rip like that!"

[Satchel Paige]

History of Drunks
History of Bad Men
Hog Leg

Then cue Beyonce