Adventures in searching for "Melvins shirts"

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Sludgebaby

My favorite thing about Melvins is the goofy personality | These guys suck and Buzz is a pretentious hipster dork | This sounds nothing like Metallica. | Dales Dad was a drum, its in his blood. | King Buzzo's hair probably holds a lotta secrets | what the fuck is a stee? | Melvins as a way of life

vince furnier

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Sludgebaby

My favorite thing about Melvins is the goofy personality | These guys suck and Buzz is a pretentious hipster dork | This sounds nothing like Metallica. | Dales Dad was a drum, its in his blood. | King Buzzo's hair probably holds a lotta secrets | what the fuck is a stee? | Melvins as a way of life

Sludgebaby

More classics:




I dont know what any of this means




Best place on earth



My favorite thing about Melvins is the goofy personality | These guys suck and Buzz is a pretentious hipster dork | This sounds nothing like Metallica. | Dales Dad was a drum, its in his blood. | King Buzzo's hair probably holds a lotta secrets | what the fuck is a stee? | Melvins as a way of life

Hot Pants

i could totally be the worlds hottest Melvin.

if i only owned that shirt.
the place where i sleep is cold and abandoned
you can't even fathom a hole being dug so deep

Sludgebaby

this batch=more unrelated search results:

the average melvins fan?












My favorite thing about Melvins is the goofy personality | These guys suck and Buzz is a pretentious hipster dork | This sounds nothing like Metallica. | Dales Dad was a drum, its in his blood. | King Buzzo's hair probably holds a lotta secrets | what the fuck is a stee? | Melvins as a way of life

Sludgebaby

i've been collecting a new batch of official melvins shirts:

I could never wear this it's just too edgy


sorry but "60th" looks like "GOTH"


big brother (melvin) is watching you


bad grammar melvin


taught me everything I know...




also way too edgy


melvin does kinda sound like a plumber name


'murica melvin


a completely unrelated search result...
My favorite thing about Melvins is the goofy personality | These guys suck and Buzz is a pretentious hipster dork | This sounds nothing like Metallica. | Dales Dad was a drum, its in his blood. | King Buzzo's hair probably holds a lotta secrets | what the fuck is a stee? | Melvins as a way of life

Sludgebaby

My favorite thing about Melvins is the goofy personality | These guys suck and Buzz is a pretentious hipster dork | This sounds nothing like Metallica. | Dales Dad was a drum, its in his blood. | King Buzzo's hair probably holds a lotta secrets | what the fuck is a stee? | Melvins as a way of life

meezer

"Get off of our stage. If you want on this stage, get in show business." -King Buzzo
"Yeah, we don't come in the 7-11 where you work and get up on the counter." -Mark D
https://soundcloud.com/meezerpocalypse/nathalie-b20-driving-force-paploviante-cyclone-open-collab-meezerpocalypse-haboob-remix

Sludgebaby

My favorite thing about Melvins is the goofy personality | These guys suck and Buzz is a pretentious hipster dork | This sounds nothing like Metallica. | Dales Dad was a drum, its in his blood. | King Buzzo's hair probably holds a lotta secrets | what the fuck is a stee? | Melvins as a way of life

meezer

Quote from: Sludgebaby on October 09, 2015, 02:25:10 PM
Quote from: meezer on October 09, 2015, 02:22:47 PM
Melvined is Fartlips YouTube.  :D

can someone explain??  :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LmCpLk94H1Y
That was a contest where Jules offered a King Buzzo shirt for reading this list. Notice he was so ahead of his time with Le Butcherettes?
*about 3 months before they started being talked about as the Melvins opening act.
**yeah, I know Ian brought them up years ago!  :P

***found it!
http://www.themelvins.net/forum/index.php?topic=15040.msg503777#msg503777
"Get off of our stage. If you want on this stage, get in show business." -King Buzzo
"Yeah, we don't come in the 7-11 where you work and get up on the counter." -Mark D
https://soundcloud.com/meezerpocalypse/nathalie-b20-driving-force-paploviante-cyclone-open-collab-meezerpocalypse-haboob-remix

Sludgebaby

My favorite thing about Melvins is the goofy personality | These guys suck and Buzz is a pretentious hipster dork | This sounds nothing like Metallica. | Dales Dad was a drum, its in his blood. | King Buzzo's hair probably holds a lotta secrets | what the fuck is a stee? | Melvins as a way of life

(the) Razor

Hrrmmmmpppphhhh


Excuse me, sorry. Just threw up a little at some of those shirts there.
Don't click this

meezer

Quote from: ))))(((( on October 10, 2015, 10:50:54 AM
Quote from: meezer on October 09, 2015, 02:27:07 PM
**yeah, I know Ian brought them up years ago!  :PP
I can't find my original post when i put this video up, but this proves i was in the loop by 2011 at least!

http://www.themelvins.net/forum/index.php?topic=5213.msg341181;topicseen#msg341181
Scroll down to Mount Ambulance's post.
Melvins - Honky and 8 things he could have pulled from the phone book, for all I know.  :D
"Get off of our stage. If you want on this stage, get in show business." -King Buzzo
"Yeah, we don't come in the 7-11 where you work and get up on the counter." -Mark D
https://soundcloud.com/meezerpocalypse/nathalie-b20-driving-force-paploviante-cyclone-open-collab-meezerpocalypse-haboob-remix

Sludgebaby

More great finds. A true Melvins fan will buy them all!









My favorite thing about Melvins is the goofy personality | These guys suck and Buzz is a pretentious hipster dork | This sounds nothing like Metallica. | Dales Dad was a drum, its in his blood. | King Buzzo's hair probably holds a lotta secrets | what the fuck is a stee? | Melvins as a way of life