U.S. Spring Tour roll call

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John Schuller


dead mike

Quote from: ZILLA on April 08, 2016, 03:23:23 AM
Quote from: dead mike on April 06, 2016, 11:11:40 PM
Quote from: moose on April 04, 2016, 08:18:08 PM
Boston is fucking sold out...dang.
Hoping DC doesn't sell out before I can swing by the box office on Friday. Oh sure, I could buy a ticket online and pay the $8 surcharge.

I have been shut out before and would have paid $100 for a ticket. $8 is nothing. Although if you go to the box office you will get a real ticket right? I wish I had real tickets for all my Melvins shows.
I have never paid more than $60 for any show, taxes and fees included. That one time was for Faith No More last year. It's a tale as old as time: To me, a 27% "convenience" surcharge for online booking is a monopolistic scam. It ought to be illegal; it certainly must not be implicitly condoned by my patronage. Does Amazon or any other online retailer tack on 20% when I buy shit from them?

I was in the venue's neighborhood last night and picked up tix for melvins and for Sleep in June. Total: $60. Total had I bought through TicketFag: $76.
Can you all shut your damn cocks for one second? Music is the only thing that's real in this queef world of dildo ass chodes.

              - hemispheres

hemispheres

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hemispheres

Showed my gratitude to Melt Banana's singer.
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hemispheres

Said hi to Dale. He waved and shut the door fast as hell before I could vomit on him
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Bengerman

Since there is no merch at the DC show, is anyone going to a show coming up that would be willing to purchase me some items. I'm not really sure what all is on the table but I was really looking forward to a war pussy 10". Anyone know what's up for sale and anyone willing to help out a very disappointed Melvins fan?

some guy

That's neither here Nora there

LuckMach3

Quote from: hemispheres on April 11, 2016, 12:27:40 PM
Showed my gratitude to Melt Banana's singer.

You accidentally scared the shit out of her!  She seemed fine a moment later but it was still kind of hilarious.   :lol:

I was going to write a review but I think I caught a cold or something.  I've felt like shit today.  Feel free to write one and I'll chime in with any other details.
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Start with the following link if you feel sad:  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3O3ZQPezglQ

meezer

Quote from: LuckMach3 on April 13, 2016, 01:58:05 AM
Quote from: hemispheres on April 11, 2016, 12:27:40 PM
Showed my gratitude to Melt Banana's singer.

You accidentally scared the shit out of her!  She seemed fine a moment later but it was still kind of hilarious.   :lol:

I was going to write a review but I think I caught a cold or something.  I've felt like shit today.  Feel free to write one and I'll chime in with any other details.
Fess up!  :o
"Get off of our stage. If you want on this stage, get in show business." -King Buzzo
"Yeah, we don't come in the 7-11 where you work and get up on the counter." -Mark D
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PepsiMike

Quote from: LuckMach3 on April 13, 2016, 01:58:05 AM
Quote from: hemispheres on April 11, 2016, 12:27:40 PM
Showed my gratitude to Melt Banana's singer.

You accidentally scared the shit out of her!  She seemed fine a moment later but it was still kind of hilarious.   :lol:

What happened?  Is 'gratitude' a code word for something?

glen

Wednesday.   4/20.   bring your finest of reefers. 
"Glen. You can totally go fuck yourself. I have no idea who you are and I really don't care." - Richie Goodtimes

Glen. You can totally go fuck yourself. I have no idea who you are and I really don't care.
(signed) MAYNARD  JAMES  KEENAN

Jozzy

Quote from: glen on April 18, 2016, 07:06:53 AM
Wednesday.   4/20.   bring your finest of reefers.

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glen

so if I only take 5 marijuanas I'm still ok?
"Glen. You can totally go fuck yourself. I have no idea who you are and I really don't care." - Richie Goodtimes

Glen. You can totally go fuck yourself. I have no idea who you are and I really don't care.
(signed) MAYNARD  JAMES  KEENAN

Jozzy

as long as you aren't injecting them. we don't need any marijuana overdoses messing up the show.

BERZERKER

Ian to New York, Kitty to Oslo!  :lol: