Bootleg Melvins Shower Curtains?!

Started by meezer, June 04, 2016, 11:49:04 PM

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meezer

Do these Chinese bastards have no shame?  :o







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the ether bunny

So many fishes on the senile animal curtain. It makes sense and needs to become official.
he was a mongoloid.


Rusty Shackleford

I'd buy a senile animal shower curtain, if those bootleggin bastards don't want an arm and a leg for one.

- $43 on eBay.

meezer

Quote from: Rusty Shackleford on June 05, 2016, 12:25:47 PM
I'd buy a senile animal shower curtain, if those bootleggin bastards don't want an arm and a leg for one.

- $43 on eBay.
Think about it.
Black shirt at the drug store - $3
With full color silk screen, both sides - $5
Official Melvins concert tee - $25

Generic polyester shower curtain with a design - $23

http://m.target.com/p/interdesign-chevron-shower-curtain-gray-yellow/-/A-51189054

An official one would be $100, at least.
"Get off of our stage. If you want on this stage, get in show business." -King Buzzo
"Yeah, we don't come in the 7-11 where you work and get up on the counter." -Mark D
https://soundcloud.com/meezerpocalypse/nathalie-b20-driving-force-paploviante-cyclone-open-collab-meezerpocalypse-haboob-remix

Rusty Shackleford

I didn't mean $40 was a lot to expect, it seems fair, and I'll probably buy one. 

PepsiMike

$40 is a shitload for a shower curtain, don't kid yourself.

Rusty Shackleford

It's not pocket change.  But it's free shipping, and that chinese dude's got to eat.  As meezer helpfully pointed out, a generic design curtain is over $20.  It's 2016, I can spend close to $40 feeding my fat ass.  I'm not gonna stand firm over a few bucks, waiting for a competitor to bring to market a more affordable option in the Melvins Album Art Shower Curtain section.

glen

the Hold It In curtain is for those MELVINS aficionados with a voyeurism/exhibitionist fantasy.    Paul, Jeff, Buzz and Dale peeking at you as you shower.   ooooo.... I feel all tingly.
"Glen. You can totally go fuck yourself. I have no idea who you are and I really don't care." - Richie Goodtimes

Glen. You can totally go fuck yourself. I have no idea who you are and I really don't care.
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meezer

Quote from: glen on June 06, 2016, 06:33:42 AM
the Hold It In curtain is for those MELVINS aficionados with a voyeurism/exhibitionist fantasy.    Paul, Jeff, Buzz and Dale peeking at you as you shower.   ooooo.... I feel all tingly.
Hey, they got their eyes on you!  :D
"Get off of our stage. If you want on this stage, get in show business." -King Buzzo
"Yeah, we don't come in the 7-11 where you work and get up on the counter." -Mark D
https://soundcloud.com/meezerpocalypse/nathalie-b20-driving-force-paploviante-cyclone-open-collab-meezerpocalypse-haboob-remix

Mints

Quote from: meezer on June 06, 2016, 07:14:47 AM
Quote from: glen on June 06, 2016, 06:33:42 AM
the Hold It In curtain is for those MELVINS aficionados with a voyeurism/exhibitionist fantasy.    Paul, Jeff, Buzz and Dale peeking at you as you shower.   ooooo.... I feel all tingly.
Hey, they got their eyes on you!  :D

Yeah, right on your sesame street meat.

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No one's suggested Everybody Loves Sausages???!!?! Seriously though, Stoner Witch and (A)SA are the best choices - that whole water theme going on.

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meezer

Quote from: Mints on June 06, 2016, 11:49:13 AM
Quote from: meezer on June 06, 2016, 07:14:47 AM
Quote from: glen on June 06, 2016, 06:33:42 AM
the Hold It In curtain is for those MELVINS aficionados with a voyeurism/exhibitionist fantasy.    Paul, Jeff, Buzz and Dale peeking at you as you shower.   ooooo.... I feel all tingly.
Hey, they got their eyes on you!  :D

Yeah, right on your sesame street meat.
Better than the other side of my bathroom, The House Of Gasoline
"Get off of our stage. If you want on this stage, get in show business." -King Buzzo
"Yeah, we don't come in the 7-11 where you work and get up on the counter." -Mark D
https://soundcloud.com/meezerpocalypse/nathalie-b20-driving-force-paploviante-cyclone-open-collab-meezerpocalypse-haboob-remix

Mints

Quote from: meezer on June 06, 2016, 03:43:54 PM
Quote from: Mints on June 06, 2016, 11:49:13 AM
Quote from: meezer on June 06, 2016, 07:14:47 AM
Quote from: glen on June 06, 2016, 06:33:42 AM
the Hold It In curtain is for those MELVINS aficionados with a voyeurism/exhibitionist fantasy.    Paul, Jeff, Buzz and Dale peeking at you as you shower.   ooooo.... I feel all tingly.
Hey, they got their eyes on you!  :D

Yeah, right on your sesame street meat.
Better than the other side of my bathroom, The House Of Gasoline
Remember to bring a towel into the shower to wash your Barcelonian Horseshoe Pit.