Pinkus Abortion Roll-Call

[(the) flutter nuts]

Well, Melvins in Detroit at El Club as sold out 

Fucking cock shit ass ear fucking dolphin bastard dick hole!!!!!!!!

I just had my work shifts moved and so i could make this work, i am fucking pissed!!!

[GiveMe45]

I was actually tempted to do Detroit since there is no Grumpy's show this year.  Guess that made the decision for me ☹️

[bUTTHOLEmAN]

Well, Melvins in Detroit at El Club as sold out 

Fucking cock shit ass ear fucking dolphin bastard dick hole!!!!!!!!

I just had my work shifts moved and so i could make this work, i am fucking pissed!!!

$45 on stubhub.

[Dumpster D]

Yeah I so didn't get a ticket when I had the chance...



There's a few left online at double the price, I'd buy one, but still no way down to The D...Flutternuts, I'll buy you a ticket if you can score me a lift man.

[Dumpster D]

Well, Melvins in Detroit at El Club as sold out 

Fucking cock shit ass ear fucking dolphin bastard dick hole!!!!!!!!

I just had my work shifts moved and so i could make this work, i am fucking pissed!!!

I *Just* bought TWO...Repeat TWO Melvins tickets for this show for the scalper price. Price of 46, Gimme 45.

Total of aprox. $125 CDN....I've done this before, you'd think I'd have learned after all these years. Sadly.

I could have gotten two Tickets for half that price but hesitated initially thinking A-there'd be time to buy em' cheap, and B, I hate dealing with online shit and paypal etc.

Well that's two fuckups in a row now...Just throw money at problems right? what if having no money IS the problem?

Fuck you all, I love this band...I'm going to see them do what they do on the night of Aug. 3.


all I have to do is download and print them off. Get to the D and back across the border without being Jacked, stabbed, shot, burned or robbed, corn-holed or all of those things.

The band makes a living doing it so maybe there's a chance I'll survive a couple days of slogging it. Get from one place to the other die hard on a whim.

Had to buy one ticket for myself, and one for someone who miiiiiiiiiiiight....Just maybe be able to give me a lift to the show.   

I thought about taking a bus or something, that would be sketchy as fuck By the time I'm in Windsor.


But is JSBE Really on the bill, this will be fuckin Rad!!!!!!! The Blues is NUMBER ONE!!!

PS. Buy me bonestorm or go to hell!!!

[glen]

you people should talk to me.     I could be your new best friend. 


Flutter... I'm looking at you here since it looks like D solved his problems.


oh and by the way... it's not JSBX from what I am to understand. it's just Jon Spencer solo.   FYI.

[Dumpster D]

you people should talk to me.     I could be your new best friend. 

...That Wife of yours finds me passed out in your bathroom after the show, you'll rue these very bonds. 

That is unless you're already in the doghouse, in that case we'll have to make it worth our while won't we. 

Baaoooowwwww!!!!

Wish me God Luck and good speed yalls

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B7L5O49hqSk

[Dumpster D]

I downloaded and printed the tickets...they are right beside me in physical form.

[glen]

I downloaded and printed the tickets...they are right beside me in physical form.

you're not going to like roll around naked on them or anything, are you? 

[Dumpster D]

I downloaded and printed the tickets...they are right beside me in physical form.

you're not going to like roll around naked on them or anything, are you?

Just Looking at them, I feel naked for some reason.

[glen]

are they undressing you?    a MELVINS ticket can do that.   I know... I have some.     possibly even some extras.   

[Uncle Fester]

Looks like there's a detroit bbs party inbound. Looks like nobody is doing Vancouver this year

[Dumpster D]

are they undressing you?    a MELVINS ticket can do that.   I know... I have some.     possibly even some extras.   

You're telling me you snagged the last of the cheap tickets that got sold out so I had to pay double the price for a scalped one?

Touche Glen...Touche, you know where it hurts and you've successfully hit the mark literally right on the money Mr. monopoly shall be the donning of your latest moniker. 

I can't believe you've done this.

[glen]

actually I can't take FULL credit.    a fella goes by the name GRIM REAPER is the true hero.  I'm just your average loser.

bottom line is I may have 2 and possibly up to 3 extra tickets.    should these tickets change hands the squaring up will be required to include grimmy baby. 

[Dumpster D]

Paying Double price for Melvins ticket...I'm a winner and a loser.