Buzz in new Hustler

[(PAUL)]

According to Blabbermouth, Buzz will be in the new Hustler in January, 2005. Here's the story: http://www.roadrun.com/blabbermouth.net/news.aspx?mode=Article&newsitemID=30385

I would just recommend avoiding the comments, as people at Blabbermouth are incredibly stupid.

[anaconda]

buzz touches himself for purposes besides peeing?? grooossssss!!!!!!

[gwiz]

hmmmm.... why would hustler approach Buzz? Is Hustler down with the Melvins? Thats bizarre. I cant wait to hear about Buzz's sex tips.  And who the fuck are thos other freaks mentioned?

[anaconda]

Well, he has already made one appearance in it's pages before I believe.

[FartLips]

Well, he has already made one appearance in it's pages before I believe.

but the pages stuck together!

[spread regal beagle]

does this have anything to do with Lysol??

[zubata]

[Shatz]

Here is Buzz's part:


Buzz, when did you discover porn?
BUZZ OSBORNE: When I was eight, a friend of mine and I found a big box of porn in the woods. There was Hustler, Penthouse, Playboy, etc. We just looked at it and left it. I was too young to jerk off to it, but now I look back fondly at the memory.

Have you ever met any porn stars?
BO: I used to be friends with Greg Dark; so I met a lot of porn stars through him, or at least I think I did. I couldn't tell. I never would've guessed they were porn stars. There was one I met named something Savage. She looked like a plastic-surgery wreck. [Most likely referring to Caressa Savage.]
Also, I met Stephanie Swift, and I thought she was Greg's personal assistant. She didn't look like a porn star at all. She looked like a teenager. She was really nice, and she had on these thick glasses.

MOVIE REVIEWS:
'Secret Delights of Baroness Kinky'

Secret Delights of Baroness Kinky really didn't make me horny at all-- it just made me want to see people get the crap kicked out of them. As a matter of fact, just about everything I saw was 'not believable,' pretty much putting the damper on this pathetic flick. First and foremost, movies like 'Secret Delights..' suffer from the tight-ass rules that bind (no pun intended) pornography of the fetish genre. The producers can't really show someone tied up and having certain sexual acts done to them, and the simulation is insincere. On the upside, I liked the costumes, but I didn't like the girls. They looked too much like they should be working in a mall. If I were a teenager, I'd be all over this. Despite the whole setup, it wasn't hard-core enough either. During the sex scenes, which were much too tame, I found my mind drifting. I would have rather seen the girls in a bare-knuckles boxing match.
----Buzz O

[Vcavallo]

that's an excellent review he provides!

there were scans somewhere at some point of buzz's first hustler appearance.  he was holding a shotgun among naked images of females..i thought that was odd. they may have been dressed as devils.  i think was also photographed with a woman named "papillion" or she was on the cover or something.  she had a tattoo of a butterfly i think.  i may have been on/around her vagina.  as you can see, the memory is very fuzzy.
ah, i just found something on her.  be warned that this link contains nudity and photographed sex scenes: Papillion

[(PAUL)]

That wasn't Hustler that was a different skin magazine. Buzz's first appearance in Hustler was the one where he's looking at porn and surrounded by naked girls made up to look like demons. If you have Neither Here Nor There you can see it briefly in the photo section towards the front (it's very small).

[KURDTLUVUR!]

Porn makes your palms grow hairy.

Don't forget the article on how to smooth-talk the ladies by Kevin Ass..although scratch that, it was a pretty creepy article.

[glen]

I'm telling you guys... SOMEONE here, at SOME POINT, claimed that Mackie O works for the art department at HUSTLER magazine.  they seemed absolutely convinced of it.

I got some investigating to do.

[KURDTLUVUR!]

I'm telling you guys... SOMEONE here, at SOME POINT, claimed that Mackie O works for the art department at HUSTLER magazine.  they seemed absolutely convinced of it.

I got some investigating to do.

Myspace, she'll tell you the facts!

[glen]

Myspace, she'll tell you the facts!

go ahead bubba.   somehow the idea of sending mackie a message to ask her if she works for a pornographic publication seems to go outside the realm of my general up-bringing and how I've been taught to speak to and/or treat women.  it seems to be in slightly poor taste and disrespectful.   but thats just me.

[GrimReaper]

I wish I was 18 so could get a copy