Best Melvins Bass Player

[nothintothenotice]

I AGREE...1. KEVIN 2. MARK D. 3. JOE PRESTON 4. JARED 5. LORAX.....I JUST LOVED WATCHING KEVIN LIVE....ALL YOU THAT HAVE SEEN HIM LIVE KNOWS THAT IT WAS ALWAYS A GOOD FUN SHOW WHEN KEVIN WAS THERE.... AND JUST CUZ JARED IS NUMBER 4 DOESNT MEAN I DONT LIKE HIM....I LOVE JARED....BUT KEVIN RULED...I ALSO READ SOMEWHERE THAT HIM AND BUZZ ARE STILL IN TOUCH.....THAT'D BE SWEET TO SEE THEM TOGETHER SOME DAY

[Uncle Fester]

maybe what the melvins is gay website says is actually true... they always loosen up the buttholes of each bass player and after a few years of the same guy... they want some tighter ass... now its gotten to the point where dale and buzz each need to have their own ass for fucking. Now that they dont fuck the same ass anymore... its going to take twice as long to loosen up their current members  asses.

[Живојиновић]

1. Buzz
2. Trevor
3. Dale