Get Jello away from the Melvins

Started by Binkard and Friends, December 29, 2004, 10:57:55 PM

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Binkard and Friends

This washed up hack is ruining the Melvins.



I dont think anyone really cares to see Jello Biafra anymore, and I'm sick of seeing his name lumped in with the Melvins. I'd much rather have a 100% Melvins album than a collaboration with a 50 year old punk singer, since they are releasing an EP with even more songs from them.


I wish Buzz would've stuck with what he said in that '95 interview.

anaconda

we all want that 100% melvins album just as bad as you do,
but the jello album is more about fun, they dont show off
on that record musically except for a couple moments,
its true but still i like it somewhat. the osama reference
was dated before he even sang it though. true on that.

beee

how many more 100% melvins albums do you want ?

GrimReaper

Anything that keeps them making music is fine with me.

Wonder who else they would record with?

Crybaby, Pigs, Never Breath, all killer stuff.

Smellis

They should record with William Shatner  :wink:
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Bryan

Although I generally prefer 200 proof Melvins, it would seem that they now need some collaboration for inspiration.  Like a married couple might have a threesome for variety.  It would seem the melvins don't find their "musical monogamy" as interesting as it used to be, so they add somebody else.  It's better than them just breaking up.

Binkard and Friends

but i can think of dozens of better choices for them to expand their musicial repoire (?) besides Jello Biafra.

Reverend Ebeneezer

Hear hear! Jello=shit, as Slipknot might say. If they weren't licking his arse...
Don't cut me!DON'T CUT ME!
-Thrones, Simon Legree live...

DubEMC

Quote from: BryanAlthough I generally prefer 200 proof Melvins, it would seem that they now need some collaboration for inspiration.  Like a married couple might have a threesome for variety.  It would seem the melvins don't find their "musical monogamy" as interesting as it used to be, so they add somebody else.  It's better than them just breaking up.


Why don't you call my wife for me and tell her this?

Huey P. Newton

Quote from: SmellisThey should record with William Shatner  :wink:
Jello Biafra looks like William Shatner. (Hes a fatty)

QuoteJello=shit, as Slipknot might say.
When the hell did they say that?

Grungeisdead

the melvins just need to move and give jello a fake # or something... GAWD

Reverend Ebeneezer

Quote from: Delerium

When the hell did they say that?

They didn't. See, what I've done here is co-opt one of their song titles and fit it to meet my own needs...look again. They have a song called 'People=shit', and while we're on it, Jello's a person so, in a way they HAVE said what I wanted them to say...But I'm just being facetious there. It's probably slightly more creative than just saying 'Jello's shit', Have a happy dappy super dooper new year now, y'hear!
Don't cut me!DON'T CUT ME!
-Thrones, Simon Legree live...

klump

i want that damn Mike (KUNKA) and the melvins record!!!

and i want to hear the stuff they had in mind for BECK! :D

and i REALLY want the rumour about PAUL LEARY recording their next record confirmed!!!!

that would really be z

Ron Maiden

QuoteThey didn't. See, what I've done here is co-opt one of their song titles and fit it to meet my own needs...look again. They have a song called 'People=shit'

You just named a Sliptnot song.


and another thing, The Jesus Lizard is my all time fave, but i don't listen to the yow/melvins songs. i think they suck. keep it straight Melvins.

I do like the Neurosis/Jarboe split alot.

Reverend Ebeneezer

Quote from: armofinfant
QuoteThey didn't. See, what I've done here is co-opt one of their song titles and fit it to meet my own needs...look again. They have a song called 'People=shit'

You just named a Sliptnot song.



Am I all untroo and wussy mallcore now? Oh well, better hack off my hair and sell all my Earth records...

And just for good measure...Christina Aguilera has a song named 'Fighter'! But the Melvins have a song named 'Roll Another One'. Man I can name all day long and prove myself. Or I can fuck off and do some more drinking. Think I'll do that.
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