Why did Joe Preston leave the Melvins?

Started by Doug Fisher, October 10, 2003, 08:20:05 PM

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Huey P. Newton

ahahaha, I can't believed I am just seeing this now.


NECROSIS

I'm sure it was a combination of Joe being lazy, having a tendency to want money, and being a straight up bitch, that got him canned. A friend and I saw him not too long ago at a high on fire show, he was eating chips and salsa and drinking orange juice. It was nice seeing one of our musical heroes just hanging around stuffing his face. Heres a photo i took of his bald spot a few years ago performing as thrones.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v53/mcretarded/bald.jpg

Vcavallo

Quote from: Lunicai heard he got kicked out cause he stole dales tape of macgyver riverdancing on a sea of raisins while reconstructing michael jacksons nose outta a diaper and an egg.

and its not like thats a tape you can buy at 7 eleven, so i can understand why dale got pissed.

that's the tops.  

ha!
Vinney "only takes 15 years to make good on his promises" Cavallo

Vcavallo

can anyone make sense of this?:

http://www.westword.com/Issues/2004-04-29/music/music.html

supposedly a "joe preston" is in that photograph...
in the part of the article where it mentions all the members, it fails to include "joe preston", which is odd, since this person is in the photo.  
it also says they are all from the northwest.  like joe.
and these arms are snakes are mentioned, which has a joe connection.

joe's name is gigantic on the lysol album.

has anyone else noticed that on bullhead buzz and lori are listed as "guitar" and "bass" while dale is credited as "Drum Player".  that always gave me a chuckle.
Vinney "only takes 15 years to make good on his promises" Cavallo

klump

he didnt leave the melvins, he was shitcanned  :lol:

Mesteren

Quote from: Vcavallocan anyone make sense of this?:

http://www.westword.com/Issues/2004-04-29/music/music.html

supposedly a "joe preston" is in that photograph...
in the part of the article where it mentions all the members, it fails to include "joe preston", which is odd, since this person is in the photo.  
it also says they are all from the northwest.  like joe.
and these arms are snakes are mentioned, which has a joe connection.

There are other Joe Preston's around. If you do a google search you will find a.o. a conservative party candidate, a financial services recruiter and more.
I once contacted These Arms Are Snakes to ask about their Joe P and this is the answer i got:

"hey peter
no it was an entirely different joe preston. we had a good time with getting people to think it was for a while though. but our joe is living in a remote part of washington taking care of himself. he's doing awesome and there are no hard feelings. it was just something he needed to do. thanks so much for your interest in us though. that's awesome!

take care
ryan"
To be afraid when you are alone, in the dark, faced with the unknown, the unspeakable; that is understandable fear. To be afraid, mortally afraid, in broad daylight, in a crowded city street, that is to know Melvins.

Vcavallo

hah..."your interest in us".
i'm sure you didn't care.
Vinney "only takes 15 years to make good on his promises" Cavallo

Mesteren

Quote from: Vcavallohah..."your interest in us".
i'm sure you didn't care.

Not the slightest. But if it was THEE Joe P I'd be interested.
To be afraid when you are alone, in the dark, faced with the unknown, the unspeakable; that is understandable fear. To be afraid, mortally afraid, in broad daylight, in a crowded city street, that is to know Melvins.

Leroy

Quote from: NECROSISI'm sure it was a combination of Joe being lazy, having a tendency to want money, and being a straight up bitch, that got him canned. A friend and I saw him not too long ago at a high on fire show, he was eating chips and salsa and drinking orange juice. It was nice seeing one of our musical heroes just hanging around stuffing his face. Heres a photo i took of his bald spot a few years ago performing as thrones.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v53/mcretarded/bald.jpg


Does Joe Preston smoke?

NECROSIS

I don't know if Joe smokes, at that last high on fire show, he was in a trailer with matt pike and drummer boy and the members of kylesa and I'm pretty sure I smelled pot from inside the trailer, but i don't know if joe took part in any of it or if he even smokes tobacco.

Moldy

Wasn't he nicknamed "Salty Green" because of him putting PCP in his weed?

anaconda

I remember seeing that somewhere too. He smoked dusted weed.

DubEMC

When I saw him in February with HOF he seemed pretty straight and narrow.

Matt Pike on the other hand....

anaconda

any smoking by him seems definitely a thing of the past

does he even drink beer anymore? or just fruit juice.