Random fact about Dale Crover

[Hot Pants]

This thread deserves a bump. 

thanks

[Dumpster D]

You disgrace me. 

[jules]

Dale Crover invented underpants.

[Peebot]

Funny thing is, Jules, that one's actually true. 

[(the) Razor]

People keep saying Dale Crover is God. ... God's OK, but he's no Dale Crover.

[Schnabster]

Dale Crover can rip a man in to, with his bare arms! When Dale really gets angry, he can destroy trailers and double decker buses.

[homeless_dad]

Dale learned how to cry and how to fake he's sorry.

[Metalhead Cow]

Dale learned how to cry and how to fake he's sorry.

Nice 

[Schnabster]

Dale doesn't inhale.

[Dumpster D]

Clearly Acid King got the inspiration for their band name from you know who.



p.s.

Like Stee

moanin Ludlow.

[black stallion]

Clearly Acid King got the inspiration for their band name from you know who.

now tell me more dumpy 

[Dumpster D]

Dale Can Travel through time at will, And single handedly Won the Civil War.

and came back to make an Album about it!

[Dumpster D]

All Drumskins eternally Fear the wrath of Creepy-0

[jules]

Crover was the modern name for the greatest hero of Washington mythology -- Daleilisius. Like most authentic heroes, Crover had a god as one of his parents, being the son of the supreme deity Buzz and a mortal woman. Buzz's queen Lori was jealous of Crover, and when he was still an infant she sent two snakes to kill him in his crib. Crover was found prattling delighted baby talk, a strangled serpent in each hand.

[deatheats]

Nice one Jules!

Those poor strangled snakes are destined to be beaten against drums for all eternity for their attempt on Dale's life.