dubemc's melvins shirt

[Lunica]

what kind of girls do you like, vin?
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[Vcavallo]

what kind of girls do you like, vin?
i

[DubEMC]

You said inserted.
Uh huh huh huh.

[Vcavallo]

you know, it's funny you make a joke like that.... my professor kept saying "penetrate" in class the other day, and i am so tortured by watching my ex walk around after showers and equally tempting stuff like that (we live together), that hearing him repeat the word was actually physically painful.  i felt like a real dweeb.

[TosT]

you live with your ex?????

she(presumably) still walks around naked in front of you?????????????

i'm not sure what the hell you've gotten yourself into here...

[anaconda]

oh man thats the worst! having to share a place with an ex when their
ripe heaving dewy breasts are loosely concealed under a flimsy housecoat
after theyve just gotten out of the shower, smelling all good and tempting,
but you're just friends now. poor vincenzo, my heart goes out young blood

[Vcavallo]

conda, you've hit the nail on the head, more or less.  TosT, there isn't actual nudity.  that would be completely absurd, but yes, i often wonder what sort of situation i've gotten myself into, and choose to stay in.  it is an interesting self-exploration experiment.
yea, conda, it's like this nightgown thing, and it's just barely snug in the most terrifying way.  maybe it is worse than nudity.  it leaves room for the devious imagination. 
there is someone on this board who knows the both of us, and i can't help but wonder what she thinks about this candidness...

[ManWithNoName]

"Think unsexy thoughts, think unsexy thoughts, think unsexy thoughts, think unsexy thoughts, think unsexy thoughts."

[glen]

having to share a place with an ex when their
ripe heaving dewy breasts are loosely concealed under a flimsy housecoat
after theyve just gotten out of the shower, smelling all good and tempting,

[Vcavallo]

depends on who's posting and at what time.....

don't get glen fired up at work, i don't think he gets paid masturbation time and he needs all the money he can get to support his fuzzy-stickers addiction.

did you get these ones yet?  my shipment just came in.  i've completed my plains-dwelling critters collection.  did you find that "fuzzy sports equipment" sticker set you were looking for? i hope so.


[who's gonna be the first to google image search "fuzzy stickers" and see what the first hit is?]

[glen]

hey vin, I found your dream girl.

[spunkmonkey]

You just had to go and put a picture of my mom on here didn't you?  Well, no soup for you!

[klump]

"Think unsexy thoughts, think unsexy thoughts, think unsexy thoughts, think unsexy thoughts, think unsexy thoughts."

"stupid sexy Flanders!"