Tool chat (and yes a bit Melvins related for those interested)

[Vcavallo]

thank you, chang and succ

[Chomas]

here's buzzs part of the chat - man is that guy funny!!!

<buzz> hi everyone, it's Buzz
[01:04-RedLodge] <buzz> you people have way too much free time

[01:04-RedLodge] <buzz> are any of your moms hot?
[01:05-RedLodge] <chrisredman> mine is.....$20....she love you long time
[01:06-RedLodge] <buzz> do you think we're made out of money?
[01:06-RedLodge] * kasper has joined #RedLodge
[01:06-RedLodge] <buzz> $20??

[01:04-Common] <eod> danny, what do you think of autechre?
[01:04-Common] <danny> i love Autecher

[01:04-Common] <carlos> who makes the margaritas?
[01:04-Common] <danny> Kevin Willis or blair make the margaritas

[01:04-Common] <marty> whats your favourite Australian band/musicion?
[01:04-Common] <danny> noy boton is one of my biggest influences

[01:04-Common] <A-Bomb> What kind of tequila?
[01:05-Common] <danny> don Julio

[01:05-Common] <The_Betterfly> danny..any memories from Finland?
[01:05-Common] <danny> just fun in Finland, lots of fun

[01:05-Common] <Serialnumber19822012> Is it true Aloke Dutta started to really play tabla in his 20's?
[01:05-Common] <danny> it's true the locals a late bloomer

[01:05-Common] <Abiel> Danny, ever going to switch to ZILDJIAN?
[01:06-Common] <danny> i love my paistes

[01:05-RedLodge] <buzz> anyone ever steal pot from your mom??

[01:05-RedLodge] <buzz> have any nude pics of your moms?
[01:05-RedLodge] <SYNeR> nop sorry
[01:05-RedLodge] <buzz> do you want to buy some?

[01:05-RedLodge] <Vlad> Hey Buzz, if you don't mind me asking, who's playing bass for you now?
[01:05-RedLodge] <buzz> your mom is playing bass

[01:06-RedLodge] <chrisredman> (special deal for fantomas types)
[01:06-RedLodge] <buzz> Fantomas?
[01:06-RedLodge] <buzz> fantomama

[01:06-Common] <danny> thanks guys, bye!

[01:06-RedLodge] <pogos_dope> BUZZ COULD YOU PLEASE KILL COURTNEY LOVE FOR ME  ...THANX THAT WOULD BE GREAT !!!!!!
[01:07-RedLodge] <buzz> there's nothing I can wish on her that she hasn't already done to herself

[01:07-RedLodge] <toolmanjpc> Is patton as insane to work with as he looks?
[01:07-RedLodge] <buzz> PAtton is Hitler with a cunt

[01:07-RedLodge] <buzz> do you like Tool?

[01:10-RedLodge] <buzz> Buzz is still here, wearing Maynard's briefs
[01:10-RedLodge] <buzz> do you guys like TOOL?
[01:10-RedLodge] <buzz> are any of you high right now?
[01:10-RedLodge] <buzz> are you moms high right now?
[01:10-RedLodge] <buzz> pot is for teenagers, we said it before

[01:11-RedLodge] <Abiel> Buzz, is Adam a load of crap on guitar?
[01:11-RedLodge] <buzz> yes, Adam is a load of crap
[01:11-RedLodge] <buzz> not just on guitar

[01:11-RedLodge] <Wiggs> umm buzz do people think you are maynard or what the hell is going on
[01:12-RedLodge] <buzz> I'm Buzz AND Maynard

[01:12-RedLodge] <guitaryoni> buzz hows the tour with jello biafra going
[01:12-RedLodge] <buzz> tour plus the new album is going great
[01:12-RedLodge] <buzz> and would be going even greater if all of you would buy it
[01:12-RedLodge] <buzz> you need to buy it because I just put a downpayment on a new Civic
[01:12-RedLodge] <buzz> Hybrid
[01:12-RedLodge] <buzz> on the new Ford Lisp
[01:13-RedLodge] <buzz> $2800 sticker price

[01:13-RedLodge] <parallax>  TOOLARMY buzz, can you ask maynard if the new album is a dubble album...???...
[01:13-RedLodge] <buzz>  it's a triple gatefold double album

[01:13-RedLodge] <nar616> Maynard -- I just want to thank you for inspiring all of us
[01:14-RedLodge] <buzz> I want to thank coffee for inspiring me to shit

[01:14-RedLodge] <cfhrevolutioncfh> WELL YOU DO SUCK
[01:14-RedLodge] <buzz> Yeah, Tool broke up because you suck
[01:14-RedLodge] <buzz> They broke up because you don't exist

[01:15-RedLodge] <buzz> isn't great that the Angels won tonight

[01:14-RedLodge] <Khadgar346> buzz, anyone of you guys drinking Absinthe?
[01:15-RedLodge] <buzz> once again, we're not interested in gateway drugs, only adult drugs

[01:15-RedLodge] <Brewtality> Buzz, i've got a burning question-what is your favourite Condiment???
[01:15-RedLodge] <buzz> a steak

[01:15-RedLodge] <FourT6N2> buzz....Name an adult drug
[01:15-RedLodge] <buzz> PCP, sure
[01:15-RedLodge] <lonelymanifester> glue?
[01:15-RedLodge] <buzz> yeah, glue
[01:15-RedLodge] <buzz> wood alcohol
[01:16-RedLodge] <SYNeR> buzz: Draino fluid?
[01:16-RedLodge] <buzz> drano, sure why not
[01:16-RedLodge] <Brewtality> pure crystal MDMA???
[01:16-RedLodge] <buzz> we're into crystal methodone
[01:16-RedLodge] <toolio> methadone is a shitty high
[01:16-RedLodge] <buzz> shitty high? burn in hell, junkie
[01:17-RedLodge] <buzz>  the only thing worse than a drug user is a candy ass drug user
[01:17-RedLodge] <Wiggs> what about recovering drug users?
[01:17-RedLodge] <buzz> when we start something, we finish it
[01:17-RedLodge] <buzz> our mom didn't raise any quitters!!!

[01:17-RedLodge] <eod> buzz, are you christ?
[01:18-RedLodge] <buzz> yes, I'll take credit for being Christ
[01:18-RedLodge] <buzz> Jesus was connected and look what they did to him
[01:18-RedLodge] <buzz> I'm turning water into piss as we speak
[01:18-RedLodge] <SYNeR> the true messiah.
[01:19-RedLodge] <buzz> where's your messiah now maget?

[01:18-RedLodge] <bob2884> how about wine into piss?
[01:19-RedLodge] <buzz> once again, we're not interested in gateway drugs

[01:19-RedLodge] <buzz> how are you going to tell your mom you have serum hepitis

[01:20-RedLodge] <passenger> Buzz are you on the new album
[01:20-RedLodge] <buzz> I'm on every new album

[01:20-RedLodge] <yazazen> Buzz, big fan of H.A.T. and stoner witch. will try to pick up pigs of the roman empire to help you on your Honda payments
[01:20-RedLodge] <buzz> thanks!

[01:20-RedLodge] <SYNeR> buzz: have you ever shot heroin into your tear duct?
[01:21-RedLodge] <buzz> only underneath my tongue

[01:21-RedLodge] <jamcnew> Buzz, you  and The Melvins need to come down to the Bible belt. These fuckers need a good kick in the teeth. Need something better than 3doorsdown
[01:21-RedLodge] <buzz> we LIVE in the bible belt

[01:21-RedLodge] <opiate987> buzz, any chances of the current tour with jello being extended.... i.e. to the midwest
[01:22-RedLodge] <buzz> the next tour with Jello is extended to us playing 3 shows a night the next moonshot

[01:22-RedLodge] <SYNeR> buzz: ever tried huffing petrol? The aborigines do it here all the time... Hence the high petrol prices
[01:22-RedLodge] <buzz> al the aborigines are dead

[01:22-RedLodge] <buzz> and so it Paul

[01:22-RedLodge] <yazazen> yeah, good question pezzo... buzz you heard new tool?
[01:22-RedLodge] <buzz> yeah, it doesn't sound finished yet

[01:23-RedLodge] <buzz> later

[zach]

hehe funny, you wouldnt happen to have the text from the entire chat would you? I'm interested in what some of the other people may have said.

[the bloat]

That was the stupidest exchange of dialogue I've ever read. Was that the transcript of people from ToolArmy.com asking Buzz questions? These are the questions that they ask him? Jeezus.

I feel bad for Buzz having to sit through that.