HOLY FUCKING SHIT PLEASE READ!!

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bUTTHOLEmAN

#810
June 29, 2015, 02:57:36 PM
Quote from: (PAUL) on June 29, 2015, 02:28:18 PM
Well it seems like our long national nightmare is almost over. OR IS IT???
:lol: Vinney has almost been redeemed!
if you CALL ME ON MY CELLY
i'll LET YOU RUB ME BELLY!

"I can push over twelve year old girls easy." - Fart
kill yr idols
emperors wear no clothes
"We don't have alot of information right now, but for all we know monkeys might fly out of my butt"- rictus

meezer

#812
June 29, 2015, 07:54:55 PM
Quote from: (PAUL) on June 29, 2015, 02:28:18 PM
Well it seems like our long national nightmare is almost over. OR IS IT???
President Ford isn't around to pardon him  :P
"Get off of our stage. If you want on this stage, get in show business." -King Buzzo
"Yeah, we don't come in the 7-11 where you work and get up on the counter." -Mark D
https://soundcloud.com/meezerpocalypse/nathalie-b20-driving-force-paploviante-cyclone-open-collab-meezerpocalypse-haboob-remix

(PAUL)

#813
June 29, 2015, 08:27:37 PM
Hail, not fail.
PS:  fuck him.

Sludgebaby

#814
June 30, 2015, 06:10:14 PM
Maybe someone pulled a Trainspotting and switched the interview tape with amateur porn :lol:
My favorite thing about Melvins is the goofy personality | These guys suck and Buzz is a pretentious hipster dork | This sounds nothing like Metallica. | Dales Dad was a drum, its in his blood. | King Buzzo's hair probably holds a lotta secrets | what the fuck is a stee? | Melvins as a way of life

Hot Pants

#815
July 02, 2015, 04:21:54 AM
holy fucking shit, PLEASE READ! developing news motherfuckers!!! lol

this is pretty amazing i have to say. of course it will never be the same if it actually comes true.

Vinney, i have a brand spanking new VHS to DVD machine that ive been using to transfer old tapes to digital. if you need help getting the tape transefered, send me a PM. not that i want to be partly blamed for the Decline of the Melvins BBS. but ya know. figured id offer.

not sure anyone actually wants this to happen. but still! the development is quite exciting.  :lol:

Quote from: Vcavallo on June 29, 2015, 01:50:58 PM
Also: I realize this isn't the same as getting it uploaded to youtube, nor does it actually prove what's inside that tape. After all, I could have fabricated that entire dialog.

The sad truth is that I will soon get it online, and it'll be real, and people will watch it, and it'll just be some shitty, dark, hard-to-hear, poorly conducted, awkward interview. the living mystery will be replaced by a shitty youtube-player-shaped corpse. But I guess I'll do it anyway since you human monsters are so fucking persistent!

just reading this is cracking me up.
the place where i sleep is cold and abandoned
you can't even fathom a hole being dug so deep

FartLips

#816
July 04, 2015, 03:43:05 PM
Goddamn this even brought green honey out of the caves!
"Mess with the best, trolled like the rest." - Jacket Man.

Green Honey

#817
July 07, 2015, 12:32:00 PM
Quote from: FartLips on July 04, 2015, 03:43:05 PM
Goddamn this even brought green honey out of the caves!

I live!

dead mike

#818
July 08, 2015, 10:21:58 PM
I have it on good authority that the interview will be something along these lines:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yiFrSgW3ZvU
Can you all shut your damn cocks for one second? Music is the only thing that's real in this queef world of dildo ass chodes.

              - hemispheres

DC

#819
July 09, 2015, 07:50:09 AM
Ah see once about every three years vinney comes round and he's all like "what's up guys glad to be back what'd I miss?" Then he fucks right off back into the ether. He's like Adam Warlock and his cocoon but instead of a fantastically strong laser beam shooting space traverser he's just ten pounds of dicktease in a five pounds bag.

StrangerDanger

#820
July 14, 2015, 06:18:56 PM
DC deepthroats feet, Vinney fucks minds!

THE DON

#821
August 13, 2015, 02:03:09 AM
Helloooo ladies...
dudumumu

crushr24

#822
September 22, 2015, 04:15:24 PM
BREAKING NEWS:

Shits about to get real!!!

:shock:
"The music business is a cruel and shallow money
trench, a long plastic hallway where thieves and
pimps run free, and good men die like dogs.
There's also a negative side."

― Hunter S. Thompson

jules

#823
September 22, 2015, 04:17:06 PM
Holy fucking shit.

meezer

#824
September 22, 2015, 04:18:26 PM
Quote from: crushr24 on September 22, 2015, 04:15:24 PM
BREAKING NEWS:

Shits about to get real!!!

:shock:
Are you in possession of "ze tape"?  :o
"Get off of our stage. If you want on this stage, get in show business." -King Buzzo
"Yeah, we don't come in the 7-11 where you work and get up on the counter." -Mark D
https://soundcloud.com/meezerpocalypse/nathalie-b20-driving-force-paploviante-cyclone-open-collab-meezerpocalypse-haboob-remix
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