Funniest thing heard at a Melvins concert?

[klump]

here's an old thread with some good quotes, can't believe I actually found it.


http://www.themelvins.net/forum/index.php?topic=1522.0

haha, dirty hippy

[Uncle Fester]

when i saw the melvins with jello......buzz never said a thing.
but at the concert, There was this big native guy... real intimidiating guy..... while the melvins were playing... in the pit....he made headway for me..... literally headway...... he charged at me with his head......and knocked me the fuck down.
Shortly after that some guy was telling me that to be headbutted by that big native guy was a big feat and that i was actually blessed.
weird.

[klump]

when i saw the melvins with jello......buzz never said a thing.
but at the concert, There was this big native guy... real intimidiating guy..... while the melvins were playing... in the pit....he made headway for me..... literally headway...... he charged at me with his head......and knocked me the fuck down.
Shortly after that some guy was telling me that to be headbutted by that big native guy was a big feat and that i was actually blessed.
weird.

are you sure he wasnt just a fat samoan?*

*=see fear and loathing

[norecess]

I have a bootleg of a Melvins show at an outdoor festival. After about half an hour during the set, Tim Moss is coming up on stage and is wearing a Viking hat and is being introduced by Dale: 'Ladies and gentlemen, the singer of ... MANOWAR!'

That was it.

[CaptainPungent]

how 'bout melvins need to play more shows in the south (preferably nc)

[Lunica]

how about you move to california (buzz quote)

[KURDTLUVUR!]

The south doesn't take kindly to melvins-folks down there!

[klump]

"they`re little green people, we call em boogers!"

[Lunica]

hah! i EAT boogers.
uh.. do i?

[KURDTLUVUR!]

[Kessel]

She was funny at a concert?

[Uncle Fester]

when i saw the melvins with jello......buzz never said a thing.
but at the concert, There was this big native guy... real intimidiating guy..... while the melvins were playing... in the pit....he made headway for me..... literally headway...... he charged at me with his head......and knocked me the fuck down.
Shortly after that some guy was telling me that to be headbutted by that big native guy was a big feat and that i was actually blessed.
weird.

are you sure he wasnt just a fat samoan?*

*=see fear and loathing

i know the difference. and i have seen the movie. this guy was native. not fat.....very tall... and very scary.
but the samoans are not to be messed with either.

[BlueBob]

After the 2x4 show in Vegas, the melvins were sitting at their merch booth (before buzz was scared of fans, which this event could be a result) this girl that I sorta knew (which had never heard of the melvins before seeing them that night) got down on her knees to buzz and started saying some crazy shit like "you really are the king, blah blah blah" or some bullshit and he sat there with no reaction and then I said "your not a melvins fan" and it got real quite. SHe shut up, buzz didn't blink an eye. I thought it was hilarious...

[klump]

that must be really uncomfirtable...

[FartLips]

DONT TOUCH THE HAIR!!! - buzz after a girl tried to touch his hair.