Post your Melvins collection

[jules]

jules, will you sell me your glow in the dark eyes melvins shirt? I have been searching for one ever since mine mysteriously disappeared.
ever since then uncle fester=  

This one?



I just sold my spare to another board member. I had a shirt mysteriously disappear, too. Where do they all go?

[(((O)))]

Where do they all go?

Check down the back of the sofa. 

[jules]

Where do they all go?

Check down the back of the sofa. 

You think I can afford a sofa with all those shirts?

[Uncle Fester]

jules, will you sell me your glow in the dark eyes melvins shirt? I have been searching for one ever since mine mysteriously disappeared.
ever since then uncle fester=  

Where do they all go?

I know! and of all my shirts to mysteriously disappear it has to be a rare melvins one.... the world is a fucked up place, jules.
pm me if you have any other spares of any other shirts you would like to part with.

[Angus Khan]

I'll buy one only if it has the Jules fragrance

[jules]

I'll buy one only if it has the Jules fragrance

I could find an alb and spray on it before sending it to you if you so wish.

[Angus Khan]

I'll buy one only if it has the Jules fragrance

I could find an alb and spray on it before sending it to you if you so wish.

Sorry but what is an alb?

[Uncle Fester]

i imagine it's something that absorbs smell.

[SeattleSam]

I'll buy one only if it has the Jules fragrance

I could find an alb and spray on it before sending it to you if you so wish.

Sorry but what is an alb?

It's like a mumu for priests. 

[glen]

First of all you better clarify what jules means by "spray on it".

[Uncle Fester]

there is three things I can think of when jules says "spray on it"

[jules]

Yes, an alb is something Catholic altar boys wear and I meant spraying in the territorial pissings sense.

[Angus Khan]

Yes, an alb is something Catholic altar boys wear and I meant spraying in the territorial pissings sense.

I should have known that.  I was a good Catholic altar boy until I got kicked out for laughing during mass.

[jules]

Yes, an alb is something Catholic altar boys wear and I meant spraying in the territorial pissings sense.

I should have known that.  I was a good Catholic altar boy until I got kicked out for laughing during mass.

Haha! I got thrashed at school by a mentally religious Welsh geography teacher for making someone laugh.

[Angus Khan]

Yes, an alb is something Catholic altar boys wear and I meant spraying in the territorial pissings sense.

I should have known that.  I was a good Catholic altar boy until I got kicked out for laughing during mass.

Haha! I got thrashed at school by a mentally religious Welsh geography teacher for making someone laugh.

What's really annoying is the lunatic priest screamed at me "YOU FIND THAT FUNNY!?" .  Obviously I did Father or I wouldn't be laughing.