Melvins/BB US Tour 2006

[glen]

this may be the most intense and thorough tour list I have ever seen.
melvins deserve much credit for hitting every little poodunkville town in america.  most states get at least 2 shows, florida gets 6.

this is refreshing seeing as they claimed to be cutting down the touring quite a bit after dale's daughter was born.

this shall be the greatest live show you or I have ever seen.  you thought the POTRE tour was good?  its going to have nothing on this.  prepare yourselves.

[mhelmo]

Sweet tourdate list... I always found out about the Pittsburgh shows literally ONE DAY before they happened... there are 5 shows within a reasonable drive from my town.

Thanks for the list.

[ManWithNoName]

1 canadian date and it's in vancouver. goddamnit

[klump]

1 canadian date and it's in vancouver. goddamnit

come on Bubbles! you can do it!

[glen]

you have obviously heard of grade A beef. well, taco hell uses grade F.

[Rusty Shackleford]

LITTLE ROCK! 

The last time they played here was in 95 with White Zombie. And that was in a "coliseum", Juanita's is tiny. 

I'm going to Chattanooga, Knoxville, Nashville, Memphis, and Little Rock.  Anyone gonna be in Tenn. besides the Fart man?

[anaconda]

I don't know glen, any burrito supreme that can be poured into the soft taco is a no go for this conoussier

[FartLips]

LITTLE ROCK!

[FartLips]

you have obviously heard of grade A beef. well, taco hell uses grade F.

[glen]

2 things,   first of all:   crushed eyeballs?     hm.  well, they say that the eyeball is the most nutrient rich part of the carcass.  so I consider that health food.   you sure you're not talking about dogfood butcher-man?

second thing,  burrito supreme poured into a soft taco.  this is true.  that is the bad side of the burrito supreme.  gravity.    as you eat it gravity takes over and everything sinks to the bottom. so you got about 2 or 3 bites of empty tortila.  but the last couple bites are solid goo.
unless of course you figure out a way to eat a burrito supreme while keeping it totally parallel to the ground.  don't give me that 'knife and fork' shit either, you KNOW that ain't happening.

so about this buffalo show.... 

[FartLips]

2 things,

[glen]

dogfood, human food, its all the same.

[FartLips]

dogfood, human food, its all the same.

[Vcavallo]

fucking melvin motherfuckers11112

i can't believe they are coming to vermont!  this is the best most unexpected news i've gotten since i woke up from a nap 10 minutes ago and realized i was still alive.
wow. wow wow wowwowow.


also, i am a little shocked they are only playing in NY once.  however, there are plenty of surrounding shows which a lusty fan can attend.

[Vcavallo]

so about this buffalo show....