Atlanta,GA @Whirly Ball 10-29-06

[FartLips]

you did what?

[mopafeena]

Its pretty hard to tell if its vomit or crap from that picture. May be both.

I actually use to have to clean up that kind of mess. Not the greatest job in the world.

So thats where you got your name

Actually no. That was just a coincidence.

[bUTTHOLEmAN]

you did what?  walk in and find the person with their ass in the sink?   what next then? I guess I'd say take a minute and have a talk with that individual. explain to them that the device they are sitting in is not actually for defecation. its meant as a washing basin for hands, face, etc.   if they take a minute to look around they will find another device in that same room which is much more suited for bowel evacuation. try to entice them to use this object next time by using the fact that comfort is much more easily achieved when ones feet can touch the ground.  also the fact that the item or items one deposits in said device are much more easily removed when one pushes downward on the silvery handle to the upper left. as opposed to attempting to wash down deposits through a grated drain hole.

get me?

some one got a hold of a thesaurus, i see.

That movie Jurassic Park was great!  I'd tell the girls 'Look!  There's a raptor!  A thesaurus!  A Stegasaurus!' and they'd go Daddy you are SO SMART!!!

[Smellis]

So, who doesn't wash his or her hands after having used the toilet? Lying is not allowed.

I wash my hands BEFORE I take a whiz. Lord knows whats on my hands and I don't want to grab my junk and risk some nasty infection. I don't care too much about after (although I do after dookie just to make sure everything's cool). The bottom line is keep the nasties from the junk. With all the hep, staph, MRSA, etc. going around you never know. Why are we having this conversation? Almost as bad as Glen's bad medical mishaps stories from last year!! 

[glen]

It was vomit. It had that acidic stench to it. Some other guy said there was potatoes and carrots in there, I took his word for it

any possibility the creator of this vomit was eating shit earlier that evening?

[Sloan Simpson]

I was told that was Yow's vomit by someone working the show.