a canadian on the edge of tears

[CaptainPungent]

and yea...  lets make them an offer they can't refuse.
Sacrifice a virgin.

OOOOHHHH  CAAAAAAAAPTain!!!   

haha

whatever...

don't cry manwith, they probably just don't like the cold.

[brian]

You should have went to the Buffalo show, fool. It was the best. Last time Melvins played here prior to that was May '95. You people in southern Ontario don't know how good you have it. Tons of bands play there in the clubs. Melvins are probably the ONLY exception. I can't believe they don't get good enough offers.

A few of my favorite bands/artists don't play Buffalo or upstate NY AT ALL, always Toronto, sometimes Cleveland then right to NYC instead - Claypool/Primus always hits TO every tour, last in Buffalo was '95. Patton hasn't played here as a headlining act since '92(with FNM), Buckethead has yet to play here.

Most of these points you're making are pluses for buffalo where I come from.