Listening to The Melvins feels like:

[sebo]

teh sex

[CaptainPungent]

grinding your teeth and emitting heat rays from your eyes and hearing the sounds combine in a very 50's sci fi distorted television way

[Erikkerik]

like taking a beating from a gang of thugs armed with baseballbats or being runned over by a bulldozer or having your limbs sawed of, but instead of hurting it feals really goood

[mopafeena]

eating cupcakes dressed as a clown.

[CaptainPungent]

eating cupcakes dressed as a clown.

haha, that's the best.

[Dead Cowboy]

Getting beard-burn from Ritchie Goodtimes.

[anaconda]

like having sex with your sister!!

[sebo]

like having sex with your sister!!

Both of your sisters.

[mopafeena]

eating cupcakes dressed as a clown.

haha, that's the best.

[Schnabster]

I feel glad, happy, positively angry, tense, joyful, impressed, psyched.... Melvins hits a nerve that no other bands has ever hit. Did that make sence?

[GrimReaper]

Yes

[Dr. Grimes]

Feels like taking a fresh, spring-time deuce.

[FartLips]

like leaking kool-aid out of your butt.

[Idlehanz]

like leaking kool-aid out of your butt.

what flavor?

[anaconda]

fart,
you work with carcasses and you turn them into cuts of meat, various products derived
from slicing different tissues and organs. What a crazy job man, tell me what it's like.

after many years of doing it does it become like slicing cheese, or bread
or any other random product? or does it always stay with you that you're
working with the body of a once living creature.