Uncyclopedia Article on the Melvins

[Clint Flick]

I'm guessing people have already seen this, but here it is anyway just in case...

[Dead Cowboy]

This makes me giggle every time I see it. Anyone seen the Lightning Bolt Uncyclopedia?

[bathroom creep]

"Many have questioned why the Melvins have lived throughout the ages and will never die. The Melvins gained their immortality by holding ritual sacrifice of their bass player to pay tribute to Valhalla for victory in battle or the recording of a new album".

# King Buzzo - Yelling, setting things on fire, Guitarms, being old
# Dale Crover - Drums, crushing people with body slams, bashing skulls open, being old
# That guy that looks like Harry Potter in his mid 30's - Bass, doom bringer, backup yelling
# This guy - Second drums, crushing baby skulls

That's some funny shit.

Yeah and that's what I liked about the lightning bolt article:

"Lightning Bolt sounds like they don't know how to play their instruments at all. That's because they don't. They only call themselves a noise band to compensate for all the messy noise going on. Some people only like them for this reason while others only like them because they are loud. Lightning Bolt is so loud in fact that members of their audience have been known to go deaf, go blind, become mute, bleed from every pore of their body, explode, spontaneously com bust, become gay, become straight, evaporate into mist, have their arms and legs blown off of their body by the air being pushed by the amps alone, or just leave because they don't know how to play and they are too loud".

And the discography...

[dontyoutellme]

highlight:

Hello Kitty! A Melvins tribute to Hello Kitty (1605)

i dont know why thats so fucking funny but damn, i cant stop laughing.
why did they stop making 'ludes?

[Captain CoryCory]

Magical afro. that alone made this worth laughing at. 

[I am the Sun]

This article kind of reminds me of Madlibs...