The Melvins Classifieds: SALES, AUCTIONS, and TRADES.

[Dumpster D]

if there's anything you want that's not listed.

How much for OldErnie? if he's not past his best before date yet.

[djc2982]

I just picked up the below poster and wanted to know if anyone could give me a little background on it. The date and locations are there but I really want to know which signature belongs to whom in the band. I believe it is: Buzz, Dale, Coady and (obviously) Jared, but wanted to confirm.

 https://www.ebay.com/itm/126391176147

Apologies if this is a little off topic....although I might part with the poster if the right offer were made.

DC.

[Mount Ambulance]

I just picked up the below poster and wanted to know if anyone could give me a little background on it. The date and locations are there but I really want to know which signature belongs to whom in the band. I believe it is: Buzz, Dale, Coady and (obviously) Jared, but wanted to confirm.

 https://www.ebay.com/itm/126391176147

Apologies if this is a little off topic....although I might part with the poster if the right offer were made.

DC.

HaHa! I got that one too. Can't remember if it's signed tho? Below Jared, left to right - Coady, Dale, Buzz

[vince furnier]

[Mount Ambulance]

It's a actually a cock

[FartLips]

helped a friend of mine do some painting. she gave me an original Melvins Fiend Club shirt in return. i don't think i can keep it.

[DeadLast]

Anybody selling old shirts size L or XL? New to the board but been a fan for 20+ years. And have a small collection of tees I'm looking to add to. Would love to track this one down...

http://www.themelvins.net/wiki/images/c/cf/Wizardofoz-shirt.jpg

[amazonAMAZON]

Oh damn I love that one. Nope I never owned one.

Since it's a famous Wizard of Oz image I doubt they'll be able to repress it.

I could imagine Haze from Amphetamine Reptile doing a new version of it, though. Turn Dorothy's head into an anvil, make the tin man bloated and popelike.

[FartLips]

Anybody selling old shirts size L or XL? New to the board but been a fan for 20+ years. And have a small collection of tees I'm looking to add to. Would love to track this one down...

http://www.themelvins.net/wiki/images/c/cf/Wizardofoz-shirt.jpg

talk to Jules.

[01001010]

I had that one back in the day, and Buzz, Dale and Joe signed it with a Sharpie after their set at IPU in Olympia. Somewhere over the years though, it apparently grew legs and scooted out the door, probably with one of my former roommates or one of their friends. One thing I haven't had to worry about since I got married is that stuff like that has been safe in my house for years now. Damn, I miss that shirt though.

Oh damn I love that one. Nope I never owned one.

Since it's a famous Wizard of Oz image I doubt they'll be able to repress it.

I could imagine Haze from Amphetamine Reptile doing a new version of it, though. Turn Dorothy's head into an anvil, make the tin man bloated and popelike.

[JarodDB]

Hello All!
looking to purchase 80s/90s melvins shirts,longsleeves, hats
please let me know if anyone has some for sale
dont mind worn condiotn ( holes , stains , etc )
thanks!

[Dumpster D]

Hello All!
looking to purchase 80s/90s melvins shirts,longsleeves, hats
please let me know if anyone has some for sale
dont mind worn condiotn ( holes , stains , etc )
thanks!

Melvin is my dude.

[roadbullhead]

Anybody got a copy of Neither Here nor There for cheap, preferably under $100. I don't want to be a dick and lowball anyone but there's only one copy for sale on Ebay and its $200! I don't even want the cd, just the book. don't care if its falling apart either (since i know they do that a lot). Might be a few before i can actually purchase it but ill give updates. thzx

[Dumpster D]

I don't want to be a dick and lowball anyone but...

 No ballz, if you ain't got tha Dollaz.

[roadbullhead]

Aw, shucks.