What makes a typical Melvins Fan ?

[FartLips]

[FartLips]

^HOMOPHOBIA=REPRESSED HOMOSEXUAL^

BBS Nick name : dick, loser, asshole, moaner, gobshite, numpty, ballbag, radge, lemmywinks, & faggit! (moderator spelling)   
Real name: FAGGOT
Sex: in your ass then your mouth
Age: your elder, punkass bitch
Nationality deutchland
Where you live: in swanky's head
Sexual orientation: my dick -your ass, your mouth then your mother's ass and mouth
Occupation: FAGGOT
Hobbies: eco-terrorism & exposing homophobes, racists & misogynysts as the repressed closet cases they obviously are
Favourite food: legalize cannibalism
Favourite drink: your blood
How many other Melvins fans do you know (on here not included): melvins are gay & i have plenty of FAGGOT friends
How long have you been a Melvins fan: long enough to know better
First Melvins album you heard: BULLHEAD
First Melvins album you owned: i've never owned anything melvins but if you are reading this, melvins own you.
Favourite Melvins album: your least favorite
Least Favourite Melvins album: your favorite
Favourite Melvins Track: They All Must Be Slaughtered
Least Favourite Melvins Track: your favorite because you like it
Favourite Melvins track performed live: those that cleared the room
Least favourite Melvins track performed live: your favorite 'cause watching you interperative dance to it fills me w/ the urge to deficate!
How many times have you seen the Melvins live: alot/not enough/more than you...pick one, they're all true
How many Melvins albums do you own: melvins own you, silly wabbit
Second Favourite band after the Melvins: the band that holds your mother's bloody underwear up
Any other business:  melvins don't give a fuck what you think... fuck melvins & FUCK YOU

[Schnabster]

Landshark and Swanky would guaranteed be toasting with beers and laughing if they had met in flesh, guaranteed. They both make Schnab laugh, therefore they`re both good eggs in my book. And just to lighten things up:

[Dumpster D]

Don't forget to bring a towel!

[TheLegitMan93]

For wiping up cum.

[jules]

D'oh, what did I miss?

By the way, is this Matt Pike?

[norecess]

no, phil anselmo.

[drumfreak:)]

BBS Nick name : drumfreak:)
Real name: Markus
Sex: male
Age: 15
Nationality: Austrian
Where you live: Lower Austria
Sexual orientation: straight
Occupation: DRUMS
Hobbies: playing/writing music (i play drum,guitar,bass,mandolin and uke),hangin out with friends,playing computer games
Favourite food: Lasagne
Favourite drink: IceTea
How many other Melvins fans do you know (on here not included): wat
How long have you been a Melvins fan: I´m listening to them since February
First Melvins album you heard: Houdini on YouTube
First Melvins album you owned: Houdini,Ozma/Gluey,Stag,Bullhead,Eggnog
Favourite Melvins album: Bullhead,Houdini and Eggnog
Least Favourite Melvins album: Stag, Ozma
Favourite Melvins Track: Boris, Honey Bucket, Wispy
Least Favourite Melvins Track: Black Stooges
Favourite Melvins track performed live: CHARMICARMICAT
Least favourite Melvins track performed live: Honey Bucket
How many times have you seen the Melvins live: 1
How many Melvins albums do you own: 5
Second Favourite band after the Melvins: Nirvana,Beirut
Any other business:what?

[rictus]

Least Favourite Melvins Track: Black Stooges

p.s. In my head I read all your responses in a Schwarzenegger accent.

[homeless_dad]

Least Favourite Melvins Track: Black Stooges

p.s. In my head I read all your responses in a Schwarzenegger accent.

He may possibly be referring to the drum intro.  Even so...

[deatheats]

There is only one criteria for a typical Melvins fan...good taste in music.

[DC]

Trenchcoat, foot fetish, drinks from aluminum containers, banana, PayPal account, friends with Britain, mildly annoyed by the particular shipping requirements of Zee Germans.

[LuckMach3]

It might be fun to update this.  It's like a digital time capsule from 2008!

BBS Nick name : seas of luck LuckMach3
Real name: Nick
Sex: Male
Age: 20 26
Nationality: American
Where you live: Augusta, GA.  My friend asked Buzzo if he had heard of it and Buzzo said, "No...wait, I may have driven through it once."  That pretty much sums up the city. Smyrna, Ga.  It's basically Atlanta.
Sexual orientation: I like women
Occupation: Filling out reg cards
Hobbies: playing bass, playing drums, making movies/TV shows, playing guitar
Favourite food: I don't like food I'm still not really a foodie but at this point I love anything that's not ramen.
Favourite drink: Tequilla I rarely drink hard liquor anymore.  Now I stick to cheap wine.
How many other Melvins fans do you know (on here not included): 2 who like them about as much as me and 3 who are casual fans  I've lost count.  Shows are a great place to meet people!
How long have you been a Melvins fan: 3 or 4 years Since 2005
First Melvins album you heard: Millenium Monsterwork
First Melvins album you owned: Millenium Monsterwork
Favourite Melvins album: (A) Senile Animal, Lysol, Stag, The Maggot (Don't make me choose) Add H.A.T and Nude With Boots
Least Favourite Melvins album: Singles 1-12
Favourite Melvins Track: With Teeth
Least Favourite Melvins Track: None come to mind
Favourite Melvins track performed live: Night Goat It's hard to top the recent versions of Hung Bunny
Least favourite Melvins track performed live: None come to mind.
How many times have you seen the Melvins live: Twice Seven assuming I make it to the 8/5 show
How many Melvins albums do you own: 23 cds, The DVD, and the Boss Hoss 7'' Plus the 13 cd box set and a few more cds and records.  Damn that's a lot.
Second Favourite band after the Melvins: Primus, Mr Bungle, The Cows, Dead Kennedys (Don't make me choose) There's too much drama in the DK camp to really consider them a favorite.  I'll add Alice Donut and the Butthole Surfers to that list though.
Any other business: I'm currently addicted to Smash Bros Brawl. I'm currently in school for TV Production and loving it

[dead mike]

Ooh, me next!

BBS Nick name : dead mike
Real name: Margaret
Sex: Male
Age: 20-something. Or was it 30-?
Nationality: Prussian
Where you live: Biggie Smalls
Sexual orientation: Flamingly straight
Occupation: PowerBall
Hobbies: Masturbating, masturbating, listening to music, masturbating some more, and masturbating in sopping wet diapers.
Favourite food: Food
Favourite drink: Soup -- technically, it's a drink with food
How many other Melvins fans do you know (on here not included): None who have admitted it.
How long have you been a Melvins fan: 1999ish.
First Melvins album you heard: Millennium Monsterwrok
First Melvins album you owned: Millennium Monsterwork
Favourite Melvins album: Bleach
Least Favourite Melvins album: Millennium Monsterwork
Favourite Melvins Track: Smells Like Teen Spirit
Least Favourite Melvins Track: Cape Fear (Millennium Monsterwork)
Favourite Melvins track performed live: Pure Digital Silence
Least favourite Melvins track performed live: The Star-Spangled Banner
How many times have you seen the Melvins live: -3
How many Melvins albums do you own: 0
Second Favourite band after the Melvins: Feels So Good by Chuck Mangione
Any other business: Wanna buy some weed?

[Honky13]

BBS Nick name : Honky13
Real name: Ben
Sex: Male
Age: 32
Nationality: English
Where you live: Devon, UK
Sexual orientation: Straight
Occupation: Engineering
Hobbies: guitar, Music, 5 a side football....my team is 'Notinyourmums Forest'
Favourite food: Anything that i cook myself....im pretty damn good!
Favourite drink: Bit of a stereotype but....Thatchers Gold Cider!
How many other Melvins fans do you know (on here not included): one....maybe!
How long have you been a Melvins fan: 1997
First Melvins album you heard: Honky
First Melvins album you owned: Honky
Favourite Melvins album: Bullhead
Least Favourite Melvins album: Both Jelvins
Favourite Melvins Track: Heater moves and eyes
Least Favourite Melvins Track: that Pop o pies crap they covered on the last album.
Favourite Melvins track performed live: Let it all be
Least favourite Melvins track performed live: -
How many times have you seen the Melvins live: 1
How many Melvins albums do you own: All of them (except the jelvins)
Second Favourite band after the Melvins: Too many....er....Beatles, Butthole surfers, Devo, lightning bolt etc...
Any other business: thats none of your business.