What makes a typical Melvins Fan ?

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FartLips

Quote from: JASONALEXANDER on March 08, 2024, 11:35:21 PM
Brilliant story, Ian!  :lol:  :lol: And what harm has Ian ever done to Fart that he deserves to be harrassed no matter what he writes, even when it's funny and brilliant as fuck? Digger > Nigger and an Fuck > Shut!  :lol:

FartLips

Quote from: landshark on January 20, 2012, 01:31:00 AM
^HOMOPHOBIA=REPRESSED HOMOSEXUAL^

BBS Nick name : dick, loser, asshole, moaner, gobshite, numpty, ballbag, radge, lemmywinks, & faggit! (moderator spelling)   
Real name: FAGGOT
Sex: in your ass then your mouth
Age: your elder, punkass bitch
Nationality deutchland
Where you live: in swanky's head
Sexual orientation: my dick -your ass, your mouth then your mother's ass and mouth
Occupation: FAGGOT
Hobbies: eco-terrorism & exposing homophobes, racists & misogynysts as the repressed closet cases they obviously are
Favourite food: legalize cannibalism
Favourite drink: your blood
How many other Melvins fans do you know (on here not included): melvins are gay & i have plenty of FAGGOT friends
How long have you been a Melvins fan: long enough to know better
First Melvins album you heard: BULLHEAD
First Melvins album you owned: i've never owned anything melvins but if you are reading this, melvins own you.
Favourite Melvins album: your least favorite
Least Favourite Melvins album: your favorite
Favourite Melvins Track: They All Must Be Slaughtered
Least Favourite Melvins Track: your favorite because you like it
Favourite Melvins track performed live: those that cleared the room
Least favourite Melvins track performed live: your favorite 'cause watching you interperative dance to it fills me w/ the urge to deficate!
How many times have you seen the Melvins live: alot/not enough/more than you...pick one, they're all true
How many Melvins albums do you own: melvins own you, silly wabbit
Second Favourite band after the Melvins: the band that holds your mother's bloody underwear up
Any other business:  melvins don't give a fuck what you think... fuck melvins & FUCK YOU

Quote from: JASONALEXANDER on March 08, 2024, 11:35:21 PM
Brilliant story, Ian!  :lol:  :lol: And what harm has Ian ever done to Fart that he deserves to be harrassed no matter what he writes, even when it's funny and brilliant as fuck? Digger > Nigger and an Fuck > Shut!  :lol:

Schnabster

Landshark and Swanky would guaranteed be toasting with beers and laughing if they had met in flesh, guaranteed. They both make Schnab laugh, therefore they`re both good eggs in my book. And just to lighten things up:






Dumpster D


TheLegitMan93


jules

D'oh, what did I miss?

By the way, is this Matt Pike?




norecess


drumfreak:)

BBS Nick name : drumfreak:)
Real name: Markus
Sex: male
Age: 15
Nationality: Austrian
Where you live: Lower Austria
Sexual orientation: straight
Occupation: DRUMS
Hobbies: playing/writing music (i play drum,guitar,bass,mandolin and uke),hangin out with friends,playing computer games
Favourite food: Lasagne
Favourite drink: IceTea
How many other Melvins fans do you know (on here not included): wat
How long have you been a Melvins fan: I´m listening to them since February
First Melvins album you heard: Houdini on YouTube
First Melvins album you owned: Houdini,Ozma/Gluey,Stag,Bullhead,Eggnog
Favourite Melvins album: Bullhead,Houdini and Eggnog
Least Favourite Melvins album: Stag, Ozma
Favourite Melvins Track: Boris, Honey Bucket, Wispy
Least Favourite Melvins Track: Black Stooges
Favourite Melvins track performed live: CHARMICARMICAT
Least favourite Melvins track performed live: Honey Bucket
How many times have you seen the Melvins live: 1
How many Melvins albums do you own: 5
Second Favourite band after the Melvins: Nirvana,Beirut
Any other business:what?
Has two bands with ridicolous names.

rictus

Quote from: drumfreak:) on July 24, 2013, 05:57:44 PM
Least Favourite Melvins Track: Black Stooges

:disagree:



p.s. In my head I read all your responses in a Schwarzenegger accent.

homeless_dad

Quote from: (the) rictus on July 24, 2013, 06:08:19 PM
Quote from: drumfreak:) on July 24, 2013, 05:57:44 PM
Least Favourite Melvins Track: Black Stooges

:disagree:



p.s. In my head I read all your responses in a Schwarzenegger accent.
He may possibly be referring to the drum intro.  Even so...
Is Ian back yet??

deatheats

There is only one criteria for a typical Melvins fan...good taste in music.

DC

Trenchcoat, foot fetish, drinks from aluminum containers, banana, PayPal account, friends with Britain, mildly annoyed by the particular shipping requirements of Zee Germans.


LuckMach3

It might be fun to update this.  It's like a digital time capsule from 2008!

BBS Nick name : seas of luck LuckMach3
Real name: Nick
Sex: Male
Age: 20 26
Nationality: American
Where you live: Augusta, GA.  My friend asked Buzzo if he had heard of it and Buzzo said, "No...wait, I may have driven through it once."  That pretty much sums up the city. Smyrna, Ga.  It's basically Atlanta.
Sexual orientation: I like women
Occupation: Filling out reg cards
Hobbies: playing bass, playing drums, making movies/TV shows, playing guitar
Favourite food: I don't like food I'm still not really a foodie but at this point I love anything that's not ramen.
Favourite drink: Tequilla I rarely drink hard liquor anymore.  Now I stick to cheap wine.
How many other Melvins fans do you know (on here not included): 2 who like them about as much as me and 3 who are casual fans  I've lost count.  Shows are a great place to meet people!
How long have you been a Melvins fan: 3 or 4 years Since 2005
First Melvins album you heard: Millenium Monsterwork
First Melvins album you owned: Millenium Monsterwork
Favourite Melvins album: (A) Senile Animal, Lysol, Stag, The Maggot (Don't make me choose) Add H.A.T and Nude With Boots
Least Favourite Melvins album: Singles 1-12
Favourite Melvins Track: With Teeth
Least Favourite Melvins Track: None come to mind
Favourite Melvins track performed live: Night Goat It's hard to top the recent versions of Hung Bunny
Least favourite Melvins track performed live: None come to mind.
How many times have you seen the Melvins live: Twice Seven assuming I make it to the 8/5 show
How many Melvins albums do you own: 23 cds, The DVD, and the Boss Hoss 7'' Plus the 13 cd box set and a few more cds and records.  Damn that's a lot.
Second Favourite band after the Melvins: Primus, Mr Bungle, The Cows, Dead Kennedys (Don't make me choose) There's too much drama in the DK camp to really consider them a favorite.  I'll add Alice Donut and the Butthole Surfers to that list though.
Any other business: I'm currently addicted to Smash Bros Brawl. I'm currently in school for TV Production and loving it
Buttholeman is a power tripping emotional abuser.  He censors my posts and says I need mental health help.  He's a jerk.  Please don't listen to him.  People DO love and respect your opinions.  I'm one of those people.  I love you. PM me if you're stressed.

Start with the following link if you feel sad:  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3O3ZQPezglQ

dead mike

Ooh, me next!

BBS Nick name : dead mike
Real name: Margaret
Sex: Male
Age: 20-something. Or was it 30-?
Nationality: Prussian
Where you live: Biggie Smalls
Sexual orientation: Flamingly straight
Occupation: PowerBall
Hobbies: Masturbating, masturbating, listening to music, masturbating some more, and masturbating in sopping wet diapers.
Favourite food: Food
Favourite drink: Soup -- technically, it's a drink with food
How many other Melvins fans do you know (on here not included): None who have admitted it.
How long have you been a Melvins fan: 1999ish.
First Melvins album you heard: Millennium Monsterwrok
First Melvins album you owned: Millennium Monsterwork
Favourite Melvins album: Bleach
Least Favourite Melvins album: Millennium Monsterwork
Favourite Melvins Track: Smells Like Teen Spirit
Least Favourite Melvins Track: Cape Fear (Millennium Monsterwork)
Favourite Melvins track performed live: Pure Digital Silence
Least favourite Melvins track performed live: The Star-Spangled Banner
How many times have you seen the Melvins live: -3
How many Melvins albums do you own: 0
Second Favourite band after the Melvins: Feels So Good by Chuck Mangione
Any other business: Wanna buy some weed?
Can you all shut your damn cocks for one second? Music is the only thing that's real in this queef world of dildo ass chodes.

              - hemispheres

Honky13



BBS Nick name : Honky13
Real name: Ben
Sex: Male
Age: 32
Nationality: English
Where you live: Devon, UK
Sexual orientation: Straight
Occupation: Engineering
Hobbies: guitar, Music, 5 a side football....my team is 'Notinyourmums Forest'
Favourite food: Anything that i cook myself....im pretty damn good!
Favourite drink: Bit of a stereotype but....Thatchers Gold Cider!
How many other Melvins fans do you know (on here not included): one....maybe!
How long have you been a Melvins fan: 1997
First Melvins album you heard: Honky
First Melvins album you owned: Honky
Favourite Melvins album: Bullhead
Least Favourite Melvins album: Both Jelvins
Favourite Melvins Track: Heater moves and eyes
Least Favourite Melvins Track: that Pop o pies crap they covered on the last album.
Favourite Melvins track performed live: Let it all be
Least favourite Melvins track performed live: -
How many times have you seen the Melvins live: 1
How many Melvins albums do you own: All of them (except the jelvins)
Second Favourite band after the Melvins: Too many....er....Beatles, Butthole surfers, Devo, lightning bolt etc...
Any other business: thats none of your business.