obscure melvins factoids that happen to be false

[dead mike]

-   Buzz is allergic to Circus Peanuts.

-   Melvin Jacob Weinstein, the obnoxious grocery store clerk who inspired the band

[anaconda]

neat!!

[FartLips]

  not bad mike, not bad.

[deatheats]

You forgot one:

Buzz attempted to inject Mr. Cobain with enough heroin to make a blue whale OD.

[dead mike]

You forgot one:

Buzz attempted to inject Mr. Cobain with enough heroin to make a blue whale OD.

in my heart of hearts, i want this to be true.

c'mon, peeps, let's see some more.

[cheeseburger]

buzzos hair isn't really his.
it's a don king wig.

[TGH]

Dale Crover's first drum set was given to him by the bassist of the Dead Milkmen.

Almost all of the songs off of HAT are about Buzz having an argument with his wife.

Jared didn't learn to play bass until after he joined KARP.

[bUTTHOLEmAN]

The "Melvins" made a fake Nude With Boots to be leaked months before the real album came out.

[GrimReaper]

Buzz is really bald, but uses one long hair to create the terrible comb over that he sports.

The old Melvin's bass players have a bowling team that meets for Thursday night coeds, Team name is the Bassist's Morgue Maniacs.

The small animal on of the cover of Nude With Boots is a Central American field weasel.

[Uncle Fester]

 


Buzz's real name is Harold Manchester.
Dale has had AIDS for 6 years.
Buzz and Jared were Conjoined Twins, then seperated and then reunited 2 years ago.
Melvins are not gay.

[M i C H e L L e]

This entire thread is reminiscent of this:

http://www.themelvins.net/forum/index.php?topic=2955.0

[Живојиновић]

You forgot one:

Buzz attempted to inject Mr. Cobain with enough heroin to make a blue whale OD.

"Attempted" implies he did not do so.
B.O. hot-shot Kurdt and then savagely anal-pounded Mrs. C.

[Mad Arab]

Buzz really likes bacon sandwiches.

[jaymz]

Dale has had AIDS for 6 years.

And has been cured twice.

[Uncle Fester]

Dale has had AIDS for 6 years.

And has been cured twice.

and then got it again, but this time it was the Super AIDS Virus, wich has no cure.