melvins booking?

[grays harbor mafia]

i seriously inquired on having them play at my wedding. i was pretty much ready to spend 25k on it. i've asked a couple times, maybe they dont reply cuz its actually gonna take place on the wynoochee river on some land i own. soundz crazy i know, but it'd be fuckin rad. and i'd invite all you "locals"....idk, maybe you guys could help me out on this.  IM TOTALLY SERIOUS ABOUT THIS.

I would help ya out!!! that would be the coolest wedding ever!!! it would be like seeing the melvins at "mail box"  SWEEEEEET!!!!!!!!

[grays harbor mafia]

i think ya could book them for $5K,  maybe even cheaper if you could work it in while they were already on tour.. just have em stop by on their way through town!!

[Buick GN]

I figured that they're probably going through the stages of arranging the tour right about now....I met buzz a couple times last year and each time mentioned that they should play here in Chico, Ca...they did in 02 but that was before I lived here. He said it was a cool place and started talking about doing an album at the beginning of the year then we'll see what happens.....soooo....

any idea how to send hate mail directly to the melvins if they don't play at a BBQ at my house??

I saw them perform at the Brickworks, twice..back in the day.

Stay out of upper Bidwell Park, stoner.   

[bigjim]

I would like to see some Toronto promoters hopefully pull the Melvins up for another show.  Its been too long.

[Живојиновић]

http://www.wma.com/

William Morris Agency

Your deposit is safe; it will be held in escrow.

[bUTTHOLEmAN]

Yeep, if you're sincere, go through the Morris Agency. 

I wonder if you contact them, will they send you a password to the rider pdf?

[Idlehanz]

Yeep, if you're sincere, go through the Morris Agency. 

I wonder if you contact them, will they send you a password to the rider pdf?

I wonder if they even have a rider?

[Живојиновић]

"I wonder if they even have a rider?"

Yeah, they do. I'll get it.

[Idlehanz]

"I wonder if they even have a rider?"

Yeah, they do. I'll get it.

I'm actually very interested in what it would say.  I imagine it's pretty bare bones compared to "No brown m & m's"  and shit like that.

[bUTTHOLEmAN]

2 pairs of Large gardening gloves: Pink acceptable

1 case of water bottles

1 vcr

Separate dressing rooms

Drycleaner service  for mumus

[glen]

they've done a better job keeping these tour dates from leaking then they did NWB.

[bUTTHOLEmAN]

they've done a better job keeping these tour dates from leaking then they did NWB.

It's all part of the master plan.

[glen]

yeah but what happens when they're finally released and you find out the show in your town was last tuesday?  DOH!

[Greasy Statement]

I would like to see some Toronto promoters hopefully pull the Melvins up for another show.  Its been too long.

goddamn right...

[rictus]

It hasn't been a year since the last bona fide Melvins album but nonetheless, slated for release is yet another album... However, this here new one is actually a RE-release of the classic Melvins record "10 songs". Of course the NEW one has a NEW super deluxe cover and has been expanded to 26 songs. That's 16 more than the original! The record even includes a secret recording of one of their hometown buddies out of his mind on Angel Dust. This added historical window should fully explain their origin and current message in a way never before captured on record. Even if this reissue is 16 years old you can rest assured this record is up to date! If you get this record you can know there is nothin' or nobody ahead of you. Nobody knows nothin' that you don't know. All the cards are on the table friends and that's a fact!

Dang! It's been damn near 20 years since these Melvins started and they still have yet to find the common decency to die or break up. The core-band of King Buzzo and Dale remains intact and they've had the same bass player since 1998! Hailing from the Minneapolis Cows is pioneering slide bass pervert Kevin "Rutmanis". The Melvins proclaim this lineup the definitive whatever you want to call it of whatever it is they think they do. Nothing should be denied them forever more.

The William Morris Agency needs to update their profile. Funny that they have a pic of the new lineup with this profile.