1.Nude With Boots
2.(a) Senile Animal
3.Houdini
4.The Bootlicker
5.Pigs Of The Roman Empire
6.Hostile Ambient Takeover
7.Stag
8.Houdini Live 2005: A Live History Of Gluttony & Lust
9.Stoner Witch
10.Electro Retard? I like the remixes alot...
HAT
Lysol
POTRE
GPT
Bullhead
Ozma
The Maggot
The Bootlicker
Stoner Witch
Electroretard
Lists don't mean shit anyway, so here I go.
Ozma
Eggnog
Gluey Porch Treatments
Bullhead
Pigs Of The Roman Empire
Lysol
Stag
The Maggot
The Bootlicker
HAT
Honky
Lysol
Ozma
GPT
Eggnog
Honky
Bullhead
POTRE
The Bootlicker
The Maggot
Stag
notice how the younger guy has a front-loaded list.
heavy on the newer releases.
a testament to their consistancy even in constant evolution. when you think about it.
Quote from: glen on August 29, 2008, 10:01:09 AM
notice how the younger guy has a front-loaded list.
heavy on the newer releases.
a testament to their consistancy even in constant evolution. when you think about it.
Actually I do like their older releases too.
Eggnog,Lysol and GPT are my favorite older ones...
i'm not putting them in order:
Bullhead
Houdini
Stoner Witch
Ozma
Stag
(A) Senile Animal
Pigs of the Roman Empire
Lysol
Honky
Eggnog
the only reason NWB isn't on here and (A)SA is, is that i still prefer it. I havent really listened to NWB enough to say its on my top 10.
1. Lysol
2. Pigs of the Roman Empire
3. Electroretard
4. Hostile Ambient Takeover
5. Eggnog
6. Stag
7. Stoner Witch
8. The Maggot
9. A Senile Animal
10. The Bootlicker
Eggnog
Colossus of Destiny
Bullhead
Lysol
Stag
Pigs of the Roman Empire
The Bootlicker
Ozma
Houdini
Honky
HAT
Ozma
Stag
COD
Eggnog
The Maggot
Electroretard
The Crybaby
Stoner Witch
Nude With Boots
This is almost impossible.. oh well, here I go:
Stag
HAT
The Bootlicker
Lysol
Pigs of the Roman Empire
Bullhead
Eggnog
The Maggot
Ozma
Houdini
Honky
again....not putting them in order....
Nude With Boots
Stoner Witch
HAT
The Maggot
The Bootlicker
Eggnog
(A)SA
Stag
Bullhead
Pigs of the Roman whoo haa!
(the Jello albums are sick as well, but no Buzz vocals)
To sit down and make an ordered list for my favorite melvins albums would be impossible so these are my top 1o as of right now
HAT
Stag
Eggnog
GPT
POTRE
Bullhead
Honky
Lysol
The Maggot
NWB
But all there albums are awesome, so this list could be vastly,vastly different day by day.
Currently:
Nude With Boots
The Maggot
A Senile Animal
Hostile Ambient Takeover
Stag
Pigs of the Roman Empire
Houdini
Lysol
Bullhead
Stoner With
1-Houdini
2-Pigs of the Roman Empire
3-Bullhead
4-Stoner Witch
5-Lysol
6-Eggnog
7-A Senile Animal
8-NWB
9-Electroretard
10-Houdini Live 2005: A Live History Of Gluttony & Lust
Gluey Porch Treatments
Ozma
Bullhead
Lysol
Stag
The Maggot
The Bootlicker
Collosus of Destiny
Pigs of the Roman Empire
A Senile Animal
thats a respectable list, quite similar to my tastes
not in any order
Bullhead
Eggnog
Honky
Hostile Ambient Takeover
Lysol
The Maggot
Stag
Stoner Witch
Houdini
(A) Senile Animal
Alright. Here goes:
(A) Senile Animal
Nude With Boots
Stag
Hostile Ambient Takeover
The Bootlicker
Pigs of the Roman Empire
Stoner Witch
Electroretard
Houdini Live
Honky
i dont know if it has anything to do with me being younger, but i prefer newer Melvins.
Quote from: manleedanlee on August 29, 2008, 07:14:45 PM
Stag
Hostile Ambient Takeover
The Bootlicker
Pigs of the Roman Empire
Stoner Witch
Electroretard
Houdini Live
Honky
nice!
Fuck, that's like naming my favorite orgasm.
in no particular order...
(a) senile animal
bullhead
ozma
lysol
houdini
stoner witch
stag
the maggot
the bootlicker
h.a.t.
never breathe what you can't see (close enough to being a melvins album)
nwb
houdini live
the dale crover & king buzzo solo eps
yeah, i realize that's more than 10 ...
This is gay and here I go..
STAG
OZMA
LYSOL
HONKY
HOUDINI
HAT
GPT
MAGGOT
YOUR CHOICE LIVE-GERMANY
BULLHEAD [-(
In no particular order:
All of them.
Ozma
Lysol
Stag
Honky
The Bootlicker
Electroretard
Collosus of Destiny
Hostile Ambient Takeover
Pigs of the Roman Empire
Nude with Boots
Electroretard counts, fool.
HAT
Bullhead
Lysol
Dale Crover EP
ASA
GPT/Ozma ( I had the CD so always listened to it as one album)
Electroretard
PORTE
Stag
Eggnog
Fuck that's already 10. can we make it 15?
Not quite EXACTLY in order, but close enough.
- Bullhead
- Lysol
- Eggnog EP
- Houdini
- Senile Animal
- Gluey Porch
- Nude With Boots
- HAT
- Dale Crover EP
- Mangled Demos
Live albums count? Then for live it's a tie between Salad and the 8-track!
Impossible. Absolutely the only band ever to have never released a sub-par record, that has been around even half as long. And after 25 years?!?!?!?!?! I don't think anyone has ever done that. Seriously. I don't even think that's opinion, it has to be fact.
So here's ten that pretty much means nothing being that anything else could easily be substituted:
Gluey Porch Treatments
Pigs of the Roman Empire
Bullhead
Eggnog
Maggot
Lysol
Stag
HAT
Houdini
Senile Animal
in no particular order...
Ozma
Hostile Ambient Takeover
Nude with Boots
Colossus of Destiny
Pigs of the Roman Empire
Eggnog
Bullhead
Stag
Honky
Houdini Live
close runners up...the trilogy. 3 bad-ass albums right there. one disclaimer is that i have yet to hear Lysol.
I only (only hahah) have eleven Melvins albums so I am ranking the ones that I have and am fully familiar with..but I know for a fact that eggnog and lysol would be high on the list if I had them, given I saw them play those live in their entirety in one night..note to mention: probably as with a lot of you, this list is always changing..next week this order could be different..out of the eleven I have, the crybaby didn't make the cut...
Hostile Ambient Takeover
Nude with Boots
Bullhead
A Senile Animal
The Maggot
Houdini
Stoner Witch
The Bootlicker
Pigs of the Roman Empire
Colossus of Destiny
Quote from: Idlehanz on August 29, 2008, 09:49:02 PM
In no particular order:
All of them.
That'd be my choice as well.
Ozma
Bullhead
Eggnog
Lysol
Houdini
Stoner Witch
the Maggot
the Bootlicker
Hostile Ambient Takeover
(A) Senile Animal
Gluey Porch Treatments
Stag
Electroretard
Lysol
Makin' Love
(insert nuber here) Songs
Joe Preston EP
(A) Senile Animal
Bullhead
Singles 1-12
If Singles 1-12 doesn't count in your book then Eggnog
Good taste, Andy!
Quote from: anaconda on September 02, 2008, 02:39:52 PM
Good taste, Andy!
Are you guys gonna high five now?
It is... starting to smell gay in here... :-&
sure! we may even french kiss, who asked you anyways?
seriously jackie, lighten up it's just a message board.
Quote from: pinkyslim on September 02, 2008, 10:49:33 PM
Quote from: anaconda on September 02, 2008, 02:39:52 PM
Good taste, Andy!
Are you guys gonna high five now?
It is... starting to smell gay in here... :-&
I'm afraid there's a bit of the ol dick holding going on in this thread! :x :x :x
A bit of the ol in and out! Dick Holders!
This is dickholding in it's smallest form. If you want to see some real serious dickholding, go here . . .
http://www.themelvins.net/forum/index.php?topic=10344.0
1. Houdini
2. Lysol
3. Hostile Ambient Takeover
3. The Bootlicker
5. Stoner Witch
6. The Maggot
7. (A) Senile Animal
8. Nude With Boots
9. Stag
10. Bullhead
Yep.
Ozma
Bullhead
maggot
HAT
10 songs
Houdini (rediscovered this last week, i like it more than ever)
gluey porch treatments
lysol
eggnog
joe preston
theyve done more i like, but this is my mosty played im sure
Nothing original: The Crybaby, The Maggot, Pigs of the Roman Empire, Lysol, Houdini, Honky, Nude With Boots, Hostile Ambient Takeover, The Bootlicker, Prick.
Make a poll. We'll know top of the top.
Is The Crybaby your number one?
This list was disorderly.
But I think I can say that Crybaby - my #1.
I always think it's strange when Melvins fans rank that album that high. That's probably the only Melvins album that has songs on it that I don't like.
But to each his/her own choice :)
Quote from: norecess on September 03, 2008, 09:17:36 AM
Melvins fans rank that album that high
No one. Only me and some vegas532.
Is The Crybaby someone's #1? I think 5-6 persons with me. :)
Quote from: molotov on September 03, 2008, 09:46:24 AM
Is The Crybaby someone's #1? I think 5-6 persons with me. :)
its my #1. if the list starts at -24. :)
think about that for a minute.
Bootlicker
Maggot
Honky
Stag
Stoner Witch
HAT
Pigs Of The Roman Empire
(A) Senile Animal
Nude With Boots
Electroretard
Quote from: Melvinsaniac on August 29, 2008, 09:43:58 AM
1.Nude With Boots
2.(a) Senile Animal
3.The Bootlicker
4.Hostile Ambient Takeover
5.Pigs Of The Roman Empire
6.Stag
7.Houdini Live 2005: A Live History Of Gluttony & Lust
8.Stoner Witch
9.Honky
10.Electroretard
New and improved list.
Eggnog
King Buzzo
Dale Crover
Lysol
Houdini
Honky
The Maggot
Hostile Ambient Takeover
(A) Senile Animal
Nude with Boots
yeah, that's right. King Buzzo and no Stag.
Quote from: gesundheit on August 30, 2008, 07:21:22 PM
I only (only hahah) have eleven Melvins albums so I am ranking the ones that I have and am fully familiar with..but I know for a fact that eggnog and lysol would be high on the list if I had them, given I saw them play those live in their entirety in one night..note to mention: probably as with a lot of you, this list is always changing..next week this order could be different..out of the eleven I have, the crybaby didn't make the cut...
Hostile Ambient Takeover
Nude with Boots
Bullhead
A Senile Animal
The Maggot
Houdini
Stoner Witch
The Bootlicker
Pigs of the Roman Empire
Colossus of Destiny
8) Revised:
Hostile Ambient Takeover
Lysol
Bullhead
A Senile Animal
Colossus of Destiny
Eggnog
The Bootlicker
Pigs of the Roman Empire
Nude with Boots
Stoner Witch
I need to get Ozma and Stag now and see if they will crack the top ten.
1. Lysol
2. Bullhead
3. A Senile Animal
4. Houdini
5. Honky
6. The Maggot
7. Eggnog
8. Stoner Witch
9. Nude With Boots
10. Stag
01. Gluey Porch Treatments
02. Lysol
03. Eggnog
04. The Maggot
05. Ozma
06. 26 Songs
07. Mangled Demos from 1983
08. Stag
09. Houdini
10. The Bootlicker
In alphabetical order:
- Bullhead
- The Crybaby
- Electroretard
- Houdini Live 2005
- Lysol
- The Maggot
- Ozma
- Pigs Of The Roman Empire
- Stag
- Stoner Witch
01. GPT
02. Ozma
03. POTRE
04. Eggnog
05. Stag
06. Bullhead
07. The Maggot
08. Lysol
09. The Bootlicker
10. Honky
1 Lysol
2 Honky
3 GPT
4 Ozma
5 Bullhead
6 Eggnog
7 POTRE
8 The Bootlicker
9 The Maggot
10 Stoner Witch
01. Lysol
02. The Maggot
03. Stag
04. Pigs of the Roman Empire
05. Hostile Ambient Takeover
06. A Senile Animal
07. Stoner Witch
08. Bullhead
09. Houdini
10. Eggnog
Anybody else noticing Never Breathe and Sieg Howdy aren't making many appearances in these lists?
1. Pigs Of The Roman Empire
2. The Maggot
3. (A) Senile Animal
4. Nude With Boots
5. A Live History Of Gluttony And Lust
6. Stoner Witch
7. Hostile Ambient Takeover
8. Houdini
9. Honky
10. Lysol
Quote from: Eye in Triangle on November 14, 2008, 07:49:16 AM
Anybody else noticing Never Breathe and Sieg Howdy aren't making many appearances in these lists?
Wow, yeah, that
is quite surprising.
Quote from: norecess on November 14, 2008, 08:25:37 AM
Quote from: Eye in Triangle on November 14, 2008, 07:49:16 AM
Anybody else noticing Never Breathe and Sieg Howdy aren't making many appearances in these lists?
Wow, yeah, that is quite surprising.
I expected them to make a few appearances at like 9 or 10. Lots of people like the Dead Kennedys too.
Lysol
(a) Senile Animal
Houdini Live
Bullhead
Hostile Ambient Takeover
Stoner Witch
Colossus of Destiny
Tora! Tora! Tora!
The Vinyl Trilogy
Pigs of the Roman Empire
Quote from: Eye in Triangle on November 14, 2008, 08:44:37 AM
Quote from: norecess on November 14, 2008, 08:25:37 AM
Quote from: Eye in Triangle on November 14, 2008, 07:49:16 AM
Anybody else noticing Never Breathe and Sieg Howdy aren't making many appearances in these lists?
Wow, yeah, that is quite surprising.
I expected them to make a few appearances at like 9 or 10. Lots of people like the Dead Kennedys too.
Maybe next time when we're gonna make top 30 lists.
Quote from: norecess on November 14, 2008, 09:42:08 AM
Quote from: Eye in Triangle on November 14, 2008, 08:44:37 AM
Quote from: norecess on November 14, 2008, 08:25:37 AM
Quote from: Eye in Triangle on November 14, 2008, 07:49:16 AM
Anybody else noticing Never Breathe and Sieg Howdy aren't making many appearances in these lists?
Wow, yeah, that is quite surprising.
I expected them to make a few appearances at like 9 or 10. Lots of people like the Dead Kennedys too.
Maybe next time when we're gonna make top 30 lists.
I'm limiting myself to the albums I actually own...So I could only make a top 13 or 14 list at best. Since the Jello albums are exactly that, the Jelvins, I'm not too surprised to see those albums aren't breaking into any "top" Melvins lists. The Melvins are just more effective when Buzzo is fronting. Though I do like several of those songs from Never Breathe and Sieg Howdy. They just aren't in the same category for me. I was wondering though. Since I don't have either of those albums in my possesion. Do the liner notes have any additional guitarists or is that just a live thing?
In chronological order:
Gluey Porch Treatments
Bullhead
Tora! Tora! Tora!
Stag
Honky
The Ipecac Trilogy (a hypothetical bootleg pressing that includes all of the songs)
Electroretard
Hostile Ambient Takeover
Pigs of the Roman Empire
Nude with Boots
Quote from: Stooges on November 14, 2008, 01:40:51 PM
The Ipecac Trilogy (a hypothetical bootleg pressing that includes all of the songs)
I almost considered this as part of the list but I had to hold back.
They should just release a box that you can plug your headphones into that has all their songs stored at clearer-than-reality quality in some kind of computer. Inside is some sort of kinetic device and to charge it you simply shake it frantically.
Wait, Millennium Monsterwork wouldn't count for this list, would it?
Best:
THE MAGGOT
LYSOL
BULLHEAD
HOSTILE AMBIENT TAKEOVER
HOUDINI
Worst:
NUDE WITH BOOTS
Sorry guys...Try as I may I can not get into this new record at all. To me, it just sounds like a bunch of parts of songs, without a single good song in the whole bunch. There's a lot of "playing" on the record, but I don't hear much in the way of songwriting. It all just sounds too busy to me.
Oh well. One bum record out of, like, 30 aint bad at all.
I know what you mean - it took me a long time to get into NWB and i didn't really love it until i heard the songs live. There's no way i would consider it a "bum record", though. Most Melvins songs are fairly busy and over the top, and i thought NWB was well done.
At first listen, I liked it. Though the more I listen to the older stuff the more I like it better. A Senile Animal is still pretty heavy in my eyes.
the melvins have 10 albums?? SWEEEEEET!!!!!! :P
1-Stag
2-Houdini
3-Nude With Boots
4-Maggot
5-(a) Senile Animal
6-Hostile Ambient Takeover
7-Stoner Witch
8-Freak Puke
9-Tres Cabrones
10-The Bride Screamed Murder w/ The Bulls & Bees ep
__________________________honorable mentions;
Bullhead
Lysol
Bootlicker
Honky
Ozma
Honky
ElectroRetard
Singles 1-12 (the real songs on it, anyways)
Pigs Of The Roman Empire
Solo Albums (all 3, combined into 1 album)
No fair! I was just forced to choose my TOP 5!
How can I live with myself now?!
Quote from: JUDY on April 30, 2014, 09:16:44 AM
No fair! I was just forced to choose my TOP 5!
How can I live with myself now?!
Blame me. I've been checkin' out the topics that the guests are viewing. If I find it interesting, I reply. Notice the time lapse. Topics from '04, '08..... good stuff in my opinion. If that's wrong, I'll just start a new thread about the fake teaser for the fake melvins doc! :ohsnap:
in chrono order and stcwaw
bullhead
eggnog
lysol
stag
honky
singles 1-12
maggot
bootlicker
pigs of the roman empire
freak puke