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Title: Jared as a 'meat head'
Post by: anaconda on September 08, 2008, 04:30:34 PM
Anyone else seen this yet??  :lol:

(http://thesickos.free.fr/meathead.jpg)

Title: Re: Jared as a 'meat head'
Post by: bathroom creep on September 08, 2008, 04:41:36 PM
Ha, I was just about to post it somewhere. :lol:  Gotta love Toshi's blog, although I can't understand a word.
Title: Re: Jared as a 'meat head'
Post by: (PAUL) on September 08, 2008, 04:44:04 PM
That steak looks delicious. I probably wouldn't eat it off of Jared's head though.
Title: Re: Jared as a 'meat head'
Post by: FartLips on September 09, 2008, 12:23:41 AM
is jared looking for a way to get fired? :lol:
Title: Re: Jared as a 'meat head'
Post by: bUTTHOLEmAN on September 09, 2008, 12:51:32 AM
Jared got a bad haircut.  I find fish makes a better hairpiece.  FISH!
Title: Re: Jared as a 'meat head'
Post by: FartLips on September 09, 2008, 02:21:12 AM
Quote from: bUTTHOLEmAN on September 09, 2008, 12:51:32 AM
Jared got a bad haircut.  I find fish makes a better hairpiece.  FISH!
maybe a cod piece! haha get it? COD! i crack me up sometimes!



sometimes. :?
Title: Re: Jared as a 'meat head'
Post by: bUTTHOLEmAN on September 09, 2008, 02:22:18 AM
Quote from: OLD FART LIPS on September 09, 2008, 02:21:12 AM
Quote from: bUTTHOLEmAN on September 09, 2008, 12:51:32 AM
Jared got a bad haircut.  I find fish makes a better hairpiece.  FISH!
maybe a cod piece! haha get it? COD! i crack me up sometimes!



sometimes. :?
:lol: :lol: :lol:

Title: Re: Jared as a 'meat head'
Post by: glen on September 09, 2008, 04:55:35 AM
I'm sure his girlfriend is absolutely thrilled with that haircut.
Title: Re: Jared as a 'meat head'
Post by: black stallion on September 09, 2008, 06:13:58 AM
(http://a594.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/62/l_f0dde1bfb11d9f991fd080d60cdd38d1.jpg)
Title: Re: Jared as a 'meat head'
Post by: Leroy on September 09, 2008, 11:58:24 AM
I'm surprised he didn't hunt the animal and cook the steak himself!


"You look like a medieval warrior!" (Nap0leon Dynamite)
Title: Re: Jared as a 'meat head'
Post by: cara on September 09, 2008, 08:51:00 PM
is that the new BB album cover?
Title: Re: Jared as a 'meat head'
Post by: bUTTHOLEmAN on September 09, 2008, 08:52:34 PM
A flag bib?!?! What the hell?? They'd NEVER allow that in TEXAS!!!  :x :x :x
Title: Re: Jared as a 'meat head'
Post by: Dr.Benway on September 09, 2008, 09:04:46 PM
In Texas that would be the meal you eat while looking over the menu. 
Title: Re: Jared as a 'meat head'
Post by: Idlehanz on September 09, 2008, 09:42:37 PM
I want to know if they finished it in time and got a free meal.
Title: Re: Jared as a 'meat head'
Post by: FartLips on September 10, 2008, 12:11:31 AM
they're getting timed.
Title: Re: Jared as a 'meat head'
Post by: anaconda on September 10, 2008, 06:03:48 AM
looks a little too rare for my tastes
Title: Re: Jared as a 'meat head'
Post by: glen on September 10, 2008, 06:43:42 AM
Quote from: anaconda on September 10, 2008, 06:03:48 AM
looks a little too rare for my tastes

aw man.  a steak was meant to be rare.   

I'm not talking still cold from the fridge, but at least I nice pink all the way through.

is that "The Old 69'er"?
Title: Re: Jared as a 'meat head'
Post by: anaconda on September 10, 2008, 07:33:37 AM
i'm more of a medium-well guy, beef tapeworms and me don't agree
Title: Re: Jared as a 'meat head'
Post by: glen on September 10, 2008, 07:35:59 AM
Quote from: anaconda on September 10, 2008, 07:33:37 AM
beef tapeworms

oh sure,  you had to go there didn't you?
and spoil every steak I ever eat from now on.  :)
Title: Re: Jared as a 'meat head'
Post by: bUTTHOLEmAN on September 10, 2008, 11:18:44 AM
(http://www.s-h-l.com.au/yourpet/tapeworm3.jpg)
Title: Re: Jared as a 'meat head'
Post by: Idlehanz on September 10, 2008, 03:49:24 PM
Nummers
Title: Re: Jared as a 'meat head'
Post by: suck poppet on September 10, 2008, 06:09:28 PM
uh, undercooked ground beef can be a health hazard, but as long as the outside of the steak is seared you can eat as rare as you like with no concerns. I like them still mooing myself
Title: Re: Jared as a 'meat head'
Post by: anaconda on September 10, 2008, 06:49:49 PM
Actually rare steak or pork as well, unless it's been frozen before cooking. Although the chances are slim, it can happen.
Title: Re: Jared as a 'meat head'
Post by: Dr.Benway on September 11, 2008, 09:53:52 AM
Fear of tapeworms is why I don't go fishing much anymore. 
Title: Re: Jared as a 'meat head'
Post by: (PAUL) on September 11, 2008, 04:58:34 PM
This whole thing reminds me of The Restaurant at the End of the Universe by Douglas Adams. Anyone else know what I'm talking about? ANYONE????
Title: Re: Jared as a 'meat head'
Post by: cara on September 11, 2008, 07:47:41 PM
i dont like any steak in my tapeworm.
Title: Re: Jared as a 'meat head'
Post by: bUTTHOLEmAN on September 11, 2008, 08:16:55 PM
The OG meathead:

(http://l.yimg.com/movies.aunz.yimg.com/2005/photos/160/46152.jpg)
Title: Re: Jared as a 'meat head'
Post by: glen on September 12, 2008, 06:13:00 AM
Quote from: bUTTHOLEmAN on September 11, 2008, 08:16:55 PM
The OG meathead:

(http://l.yimg.com/movies.aunz.yimg.com/2005/photos/160/46152.jpg)

:lol:
well done.   I bet only a few caught that one.
Title: Re: Jared as a 'meat head'
Post by: Leroy on September 12, 2008, 01:40:30 PM
Digging and digging he's looking for fossils....hopefully someday he'll find the impossible link...
Title: Re: Jared as a 'meat head'
Post by: Branch Breaker on September 12, 2008, 06:39:17 PM
Recipe for a delicious steak:

Take the cow out back
Yell at it
Season to taste
Title: Re: Jared as a 'meat head'
Post by: bUTTHOLEmAN on September 13, 2008, 11:41:35 AM
I will be taking pictures of cows soon.  And possibly one mule.  I'll send pictures.
Title: Re: Jared as a 'meat head'
Post by: Uncle Fester on September 13, 2008, 03:42:31 PM
wow...he got bald fast.
Title: Re: Jared as a 'meat head'
Post by: FartLips on September 14, 2008, 02:16:05 AM
Quote from: Uncle Fester on September 13, 2008, 03:42:31 PM
wow...he got bald fast.
male pattern shaving.
Title: Re: Jared as a 'meat head'
Post by: Uncle Fester on September 14, 2008, 11:40:03 AM
Quote from: OLD FART LIPS on September 14, 2008, 02:16:05 AM
Quote from: Uncle Fester on September 13, 2008, 03:42:31 PM
wow...he got bald fast.
male pattern shaving.
I have always wanted to do that actually.... shave a cal de sac into my head....just as a joke.
Title: Re: Jared as a 'meat head'
Post by: Uncle Fester on September 14, 2008, 11:41:41 AM
Quote from: bUTTHOLEmAN on September 09, 2008, 08:52:34 PM
A flag bib?!?! What the hell?? They'd NEVER allow that in TEXAS!!!  :x :x :x
yeah, but LOOK at the size of that fucker... I wouldnt want to be the waiter who confronts that gelatinous  mass of blood and muscle.
Title: Re: Jared as a 'meat head'
Post by: glen on September 15, 2008, 07:40:53 PM
Quote from: Uncle Fester on September 14, 2008, 11:41:41 AM
gelatinous  mass muscle.

:?
Title: Re: Jared as a 'meat head'
Post by: Uncle Fester on September 15, 2008, 11:19:50 PM
Quote from: glen on September 15, 2008, 07:40:53 PM
Quote from: Uncle Fester on September 14, 2008, 11:41:41 AM
gelatinous  mass muscle.

:?
dear glen,
Rabble rabble rabble, fing ting tum tum plump.
oregato le flatto tung tung muh lung lung. blaaaaaaa finimina na na.

yours truly,
the man wearing pink tighty whities in the corner of the gym.
Title: Re: Jared as a 'meat head'
Post by: glen on September 16, 2008, 07:04:09 AM
Quote from: Uncle Fester on September 15, 2008, 11:19:50 PM
Quote from: glen on September 15, 2008, 07:40:53 PM
Quote from: Uncle Fester on September 14, 2008, 11:41:41 AM
gelatinous  mass muscle.

:?
dear glen,
Rabble rabble rabble, fing ting tum tum plump.
oregato le flatto tung tung muh lung lung. blaaaaaaa finimina na na.

yours truly,
the man wearing pink tighty whities in the corner of the gym.


I warned you.   you keep your distance.      back!  stay back I tells ya.
Title: Re: Jared as a 'meat head'
Post by: Uncle Fester on September 16, 2008, 11:52:11 AM
Quote from: glen on September 16, 2008, 07:04:09 AM
Quote from: Uncle Fester on September 15, 2008, 11:19:50 PM
Quote from: glen on September 15, 2008, 07:40:53 PM
Quote from: Uncle Fester on September 14, 2008, 11:41:41 AM
gelatinous  mass muscle.

:?
dear glen,
Rabble rabble rabble, fing ting tum tum plump.
oregato le flatto tung tung muh lung lung. blaaaaaaa finimina na na.

yours truly,
the man wearing pink tighty whities in the corner of the gym.


I warned you.   you keep your distance.      back!  stay back I tells ya.

b...buh....buh....bub-buh!
m mmmmmm  mmmm maaaaahhhhhhhhh muh muh? muh muh muh.
Title: Re: Jared as a 'meat head'
Post by: glen on September 16, 2008, 12:21:42 PM
Quote from: Uncle Fester on September 16, 2008, 11:52:11 AM
pink tighty whities


pink?  white?  make up your mind.
Title: Re: Jared as a 'meat head'
Post by: Uncle Fester on September 16, 2008, 02:36:00 PM
Quote from: glen on September 16, 2008, 12:21:42 PM
Quote from: Uncle Fester on September 16, 2008, 11:52:11 AM
pink tighty whities


pink?  white?  make up your mind.
pink tighties with the white elastic
Title: Re: Jared as a 'meat head'
Post by: FartLips on September 16, 2008, 02:41:38 PM
Quote from: Uncle Fester on September 16, 2008, 02:36:00 PM
Quote from: glen on September 16, 2008, 12:21:42 PM
Quote from: Uncle Fester on September 16, 2008, 11:52:11 AM
pink tighty whities


pink?  white?  make up your mind.
pink tighties with the white elastic
you should have gone to a thong by now. paris says its hot!
Title: Re: Jared as a 'meat head'
Post by: Uncle Fester on September 17, 2008, 01:22:43 AM
Quote from: OLD FART LIPS on September 16, 2008, 02:41:38 PM
Quote from: Uncle Fester on September 16, 2008, 02:36:00 PM
Quote from: glen on September 16, 2008, 12:21:42 PM
Quote from: Uncle Fester on September 16, 2008, 11:52:11 AM
pink tighty whities


pink?  white?  make up your mind.
pink tighties with the white elastic
you should have gone to a thong by now. paris says its hot!
if I did that people would think im ... you know... funny.
Title: Re: Jared as a 'meat head'
Post by: glen on September 17, 2008, 07:05:42 AM
Quote from: Uncle Fester on September 17, 2008, 01:22:43 AM
people would think im ... you know... funny.

too late.
Title: Re: Jared as a 'meat head'
Post by: bathroom creep on September 19, 2008, 12:38:09 PM
More from Brian Walsby's blog,


check out   http://introvertedloudmouth.blogspot.com/2008/09/more-touring-notes.html

QuotePERFORMANCE ART WITH A STEAK.

Amarillo Texas boasts a restaurant where you can sign up and attempt to eat a seventy two ounce steak. You have an hour to do it, and if you can do it, you get it for free and thus you are propelled into the "steak eating hall of fame" or something. This decadent American grossness somehow appeals to all kinds of people. Certainly it appealed to both Jared and Toshi, who both signed up for this bit of performance art. We all watched. They had to sign papers. I don't know what for. Soon it was done, and they were both propped onto an elevated table in the middle of this huge rustic looking steak restaurant with lights shining on them from above and a timer behind them waiting to be utilized.

Then eventually the two steaks came out, along with some sides - salad, vegetables..they have to be eaten as well - and I could tell right away that there was no fucking way either of those two were going to be able to eat it. They looked like huge opened bibles of steak sitting on a plate. It was absurd. But the timer went off and off they were to the races.

Jared is quite a team player. He got into costume for this event. He had on mirror shades, a Amercian flag bib and even shaved part of his head into that of a balding man. A lot of people were gawking at him, he was quite a sight! Soon people came up to the table and took photos and gawked like it was some circus side show at these two. Elderly couples kept walking back and forth to offer their comments like, "that sure is a big looking steak!" and other things that were plainly obvious. And the clock ticked on and on.

Well, of course they were never even close to finishing those meat bibles. But Jared still stole the moment when he first took the huge steak and put it under his plate. Then he arranged his napkin and other objects around the plate to disguise the steak underneath. He started to yell out, "I did it! I did it! I won!". Then a waitress went by and said, "you did not! It is underneath your plate!!". Jared responded, "no I didn't. I won! I won!". Then as the final seconds of the clock ticked off he suddenly took the steak from underneath the plate and put it on his head! He stood up and started to yell. "I WON!! I WON!! I DID IT!! USA!! USA!! USA!!" over and over. It was really something! One of the waiters said to Buzz, "I have never seen anyone wear a steak before!"
Title: Re: Jared as a 'meat head'
Post by: Uncle Fester on September 20, 2008, 12:13:35 PM
hey guys, I just thought Id let everyone know...I purchased the very steak that Jared placed on his head! It is now well preserved in an airtight jar of formaldehyde. got it on a buy it now auction on ebay. it didnt last 10 minutes on ebay.
Title: Re: Jared as a 'meat head'
Post by: (PAUL) on September 20, 2008, 12:24:34 PM
(http://gaygamer.net/images/l2_46730.jpg)
Title: Re: Jared as a 'meat head'
Post by: Uncle Fester on September 21, 2008, 11:43:21 AM
red X, you mock me?
Title: Re: Jared as a 'meat head'
Post by: (PAUL) on September 21, 2008, 01:55:00 PM
I could tell you what it was, but your imagination is probably far better than any image could produce. Also, on macs it's not a red x but a blue question mark. BECAUSE I KNOW YOU CARE.
Title: Re: Jared as a 'meat head'
Post by: Uncle Fester on September 21, 2008, 02:23:59 PM
Quote from: PAUL on September 21, 2008, 01:55:00 PM
I could tell you what it was, but your imagination is probably far better than any image could produce. Also, on macs it's not a red x but a blue question mark. BECAUSE I KNOW YOU CARE.
Do I care? Yes.
I wish PC'S had blue question marks...Red X's are so rude.
Title: Re: Jared as a 'meat head'
Post by: Dr.Benway on September 21, 2008, 08:07:27 PM
Quote from: Uncle Fester on September 21, 2008, 02:23:59 PM
Quote from: PAUL on September 21, 2008, 01:55:00 PM
I could tell you what it was, but your imagination is probably far better than any image could produce. Also, on macs it's not a red x but a blue question mark. BECAUSE I KNOW YOU CARE.
Do I care? Yes.
I wish PC'S had blue question marks...Red X's are so rude.
(http://www.adhaiku.com/images/redstripe_ugly.jpg)A red stripe would be irie