Jared as a 'meat head'

[bUTTHOLEmAN]

I will be taking pictures of cows soon.  And possibly one mule.  I'll send pictures.

[Uncle Fester]

wow...he got bald fast.

[FartLips]

wow...he got bald fast.

male pattern shaving.

[Uncle Fester]

wow...he got bald fast.

male pattern shaving.

I have always wanted to do that actually.... shave a cal de sac into my head....just as a joke.

[Uncle Fester]

A flag bib?!?! What the hell?? They'd NEVER allow that in TEXAS!!! 

yeah, but LOOK at the size of that fucker... I wouldnt want to be the waiter who confronts that gelatinous  mass of blood and muscle.

[glen]

gelatinous  mass muscle.

[Uncle Fester]

gelatinous  mass muscle.

dear glen,
Rabble rabble rabble, fing ting tum tum plump.
oregato le flatto tung tung muh lung lung. blaaaaaaa finimina na na.

yours truly,
the man wearing pink tighty whities in the corner of the gym.

[glen]

gelatinous  mass muscle.

dear glen,
Rabble rabble rabble, fing ting tum tum plump.
oregato le flatto tung tung muh lung lung. blaaaaaaa finimina na na.

yours truly,
the man wearing pink tighty whities in the corner of the gym.

I warned you.   you keep your distance.      back!  stay back I tells ya.

[Uncle Fester]

gelatinous  mass muscle.

dear glen,
Rabble rabble rabble, fing ting tum tum plump.
oregato le flatto tung tung muh lung lung. blaaaaaaa finimina na na.

yours truly,
the man wearing pink tighty whities in the corner of the gym.

I warned you.   you keep your distance.      back!  stay back I tells ya.

b...buh....buh....bub-buh!
m mmmmmm  mmmm maaaaahhhhhhhhh muh muh? muh muh muh.

[glen]

pink tighty whities

pink?  white?  make up your mind.

[Uncle Fester]

pink tighty whities

pink?  white?  make up your mind.

pink tighties with the white elastic

[FartLips]

pink tighty whities

pink?  white?  make up your mind.

pink tighties with the white elastic

you should have gone to a thong by now. paris says its hot!

[Uncle Fester]

pink tighty whities

pink?  white?  make up your mind.

pink tighties with the white elastic

you should have gone to a thong by now. paris says its hot!

if I did that people would think im ... you know... funny.

[glen]

people would think im ... you know... funny.

too late.

[bathroom creep]

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PERFORMANCE ART WITH A STEAK.

Amarillo Texas boasts a restaurant where you can sign up and attempt to eat a seventy two ounce steak. You have an hour to do it, and if you can do it, you get it for free and thus you are propelled into the "steak eating hall of fame" or something. This decadent American grossness somehow appeals to all kinds of people. Certainly it appealed to both Jared and Toshi, who both signed up for this bit of performance art. We all watched. They had to sign papers. I don't know what for. Soon it was done, and they were both propped onto an elevated table in the middle of this huge rustic looking steak restaurant with lights shining on them from above and a timer behind them waiting to be utilized.

Then eventually the two steaks came out, along with some sides - salad, vegetables..they have to be eaten as well - and I could tell right away that there was no fucking way either of those two were going to be able to eat it. They looked like huge opened bibles of steak sitting on a plate. It was absurd. But the timer went off and off they were to the races.

Jared is quite a team player. He got into costume for this event. He had on mirror shades, a Amercian flag bib and even shaved part of his head into that of a balding man. A lot of people were gawking at him, he was quite a sight! Soon people came up to the table and took photos and gawked like it was some circus side show at these two. Elderly couples kept walking back and forth to offer their comments like, "that sure is a big looking steak!" and other things that were plainly obvious. And the clock ticked on and on.

Well, of course they were never even close to finishing those meat bibles. But Jared still stole the moment when he first took the huge steak and put it under his plate. Then he arranged his napkin and other objects around the plate to disguise the steak underneath. He started to yell out, "I did it! I did it! I won!". Then a waitress went by and said, "you did not! It is underneath your plate!!". Jared responded, "no I didn't. I won! I won!". Then as the final seconds of the clock ticked off he suddenly took the steak from underneath the plate and put it on his head! He stood up and started to yell. "I WON!! I WON!! I DID IT!! USA!! USA!! USA!!" over and over. It was really something! One of the waiters said to Buzz, "I have never seen anyone wear a steak before!"