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Title: Poll - Best studio album by Melvins
Post by: SitnikovI on August 17, 2009, 08:12:32 AM
Howdy!

I'm running a Melvins-related poll on my blog, so if you want to come and check it out, feel free to do so.

http://ihrtn.com/2009/08/17/poll-best-studio-album-by-melvins/

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Title: Re: Poll - Best studio album by Melvins
Post by: GrimReaper on August 17, 2009, 01:31:04 PM

How could you possibly single one out?
Title: Re: Poll - Best studio album by Melvins
Post by: bigjerm! on August 17, 2009, 07:08:11 PM
yea, this is to hard.
Title: Re: Poll - Best studio album by Melvins
Post by: SitnikovI on August 17, 2009, 09:42:58 PM
True - they're amazing band, both live and on record.

Anyway - thank you so much for checking out the poll/voting.

:-)
Title: Re: Poll - Best studio album by Melvins
Post by: anaconda on August 17, 2009, 09:51:00 PM
Stag
Stoner
Honky
POTRE
Eggnog
ASA
Title: Re: Poll - Best studio album by Melvins
Post by: Mount Ambulance on August 17, 2009, 11:15:52 PM
Yeah, there can't be one ... umm probably ... ummm ... all of them? Guess if I had to pick ... ??? In no particular order ...

Gluey Porch
Hat
Bullhead
Eggnog
Maggot
ASA
Smash the State ep.
Houdini Live
Title: Re: Poll - Best studio album by Melvins
Post by: HogLegged on August 18, 2009, 12:29:56 AM
My top 5 for now:

Gluey Porch Treatments
Lysol
Pigs of the Roman Empire
Eggnog
The Maggot

also:
Night Goat (original 7" version)
Title: Re: Poll - Best studio album by Melvins
Post by: molotov on August 18, 2009, 12:59:19 AM
Houdini.
Title: Re: Poll - Best studio album by Melvins
Post by: bigjerm! on August 18, 2009, 01:00:07 AM
If they ever put out a Ozma live record it would make this much easier.
Title: Re: Poll - Best studio album by Melvins
Post by: pinkyslim on August 18, 2009, 01:54:58 AM
STAG
OZMA
The Maggot
HAT
Bullhead
Tie-Honky/Houdini
Title: Re: Poll - Best studio album by Melvins
Post by: (the) Razor on August 18, 2009, 04:03:21 AM
Can't decide. Which Melvins are we talking about?

Heavy? Quite? Noisy?

Too many choices!
Title: Re: Poll - Best studio album by Melvins
Post by: Mesteren on August 18, 2009, 05:11:46 AM
As Boner Records wrote:

"Eggnog - The only true path to Melvins consciousness."
Title: Re: Poll - Best studio album by Melvins
Post by: Leroy on August 18, 2009, 08:30:40 AM
Quote from: Mount Ambulance on August 17, 2009, 11:15:52 PM
Yeah, there can't be one ... umm probably ... ummm ... all of them? Guess if I had to pick ... ??? In no particular order ...

Gluey Porch
Hat
Bullhead
Eggnog
Maggot
ASA
Smash the State ep.
Houdini Live

No offense, but how could the Smash the State ep be in your top list?  That ep was a joke.  The sound quality was terrible and it only had a few good moments  (like the Real F'n Nasty song).
Title: Re: Poll - Best studio album by Melvins
Post by: FartLips on August 18, 2009, 08:42:27 AM
Quote from: Leroy on August 18, 2009, 08:30:40 AM
Quote from: Mount Ambulance on August 17, 2009, 11:15:52 PM
Yeah, there can't be one ... umm probably ... ummm ... all of them? Guess if I had to pick ... ??? In no particular order ...

Gluey Porch
Hat
Bullhead
Eggnog
Maggot
ASA
Smash the State ep.
Houdini Live

No offense, but how could the Smash the State ep be in your top list?  That ep was a joke.  The sound quality was terrible and it only had a few good moments  (like the Real F'n Nasty song).
i liked the whole thing.


fo real doe.

gluey.
Title: Re: Poll - Best studio album by Melvins
Post by: Bitches of Copacabana on August 18, 2009, 10:50:29 AM
Hat
Bull
Pigs
Egg
Self
Title: Re: Poll - Best studio album by Melvins
Post by: Mount Ambulance on August 18, 2009, 01:20:02 PM
Hey Leroy, no offence but are you deaf sister?? That ep kicks so much ass ... a few good moments ... ??? ... yeah, like all of them ... Real Fuckin' Nasty is the weakest song on there man! Hmmm? Who told ya it was a joke? Buzz? Dale? Haze?  Funny whenever someone doesn't like something in the Melvins catalouge it must be a "Joke" ... yeah, thats pretty funny ...
Title: Re: Poll - Best studio album by Melvins
Post by: steve on August 18, 2009, 02:11:58 PM
I voted with the majority. So I must be correct.
Title: Re: Poll - Best studio album by Melvins
Post by: Like Stee on August 18, 2009, 05:08:49 PM
Lysol takes the lead, with HAT close on its heals.  That's about right I'd say.  I voted for HAT, but Lysol is truly epic and classic.
Title: Re: Poll - Best studio album by Melvins
Post by: nothintothenotice on August 18, 2009, 05:18:51 PM
i just have always felt stonerwitch takes the cake. for me its like their "dark side of the moon" just perfect. mainly cuz at the stake is so epic. but im def. not saying houdini, lysol, or hat are any worse. i just have always love stonerwitch
Title: Re: Poll - Best studio album by Melvins
Post by: jlamour on August 18, 2009, 05:25:27 PM
I gotta go on what I've listened to the most I guess and that would be.....


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The Maggot
Title: Re: Poll - Best studio album by Melvins
Post by: PrickHonky on August 18, 2009, 06:14:01 PM
It would be impossible for me to choose just one favorite Melvins album. But I guess my top 10 would be:

Bullhead
Stoner Witch
Honky
Houdini/Stag
Lysol
Ozma
GPT
HAT
Eggnog
Title: Re: Poll - Best studio album by Melvins
Post by: SitnikovI on August 18, 2009, 07:20:29 PM
I'm still not sure whether to add EPs, but what the heck...6 songs is there and I think that it was an EP, so I'll probably add a couple of others...
Title: Re: Poll - Best studio album by Melvins
Post by: Mad Arab on August 18, 2009, 08:02:26 PM
Stag
HAT
The original 10 songs. I love the raw sound of this.
Title: Re: Poll - Best studio album by Melvins
Post by: >>>JZS<<< on August 18, 2009, 08:41:50 PM

Egg
Lysol
Stoner
Pigs

These are records I would suggest to new listeners to start with.....plus the mixes on all of these are very strong.
Title: Re: Poll - Best studio album by Melvins
Post by: seas of luck on August 19, 2009, 02:44:28 AM
Quote from: Mount Ambulance on August 18, 2009, 01:20:02 PM
Hey Leroy, no offence but are you deaf sister?? That ep kicks so much ass ... a few good moments ... ??? ... yeah, like all of them ... Real Fuckin' Nasty is the weakest song on there man! Hmmm? Who told ya it was a joke? Buzz? Dale? Haze?  Funny whenever someone doesn't like something in the Melvins catalouge it must be a "Joke" ... yeah, thats pretty funny ...

Buzz has jokingly mentioned that his hardcore punk band name would be "Smash the State" but I'm not under the impression that the EP is a joke.  Either way I like it quite a bit, just like CoD.

I really can't pick one so I'm not voting.  I've probably listened to A Senile Animal or Nude with Boots the most so I might pick one of those if I had too.  The Maggot, Stag, HAT, and Lysol are all very close behind.  So I've narrowed it down to 6 albums.....this is why The Melvins rule.
Title: Re: Poll - Best studio album by Melvins
Post by: norecess on August 19, 2009, 03:47:45 AM
the smash the state EP kicks ass, i LOVE haze's nasty tone, i like to think it brings out the best in buzz and dale. pigskin is another favorite here.
Title: Re: Poll - Best studio album by Melvins
Post by: Bobby Fever on August 19, 2009, 04:20:21 AM
Bullhead is their finest album. Lysol is so over rated.
Title: Re: Poll - Best studio album by Melvins
Post by: molotov on August 19, 2009, 05:08:38 AM
Quote from: Bobby Fever on August 19, 2009, 04:20:21 AM
Lysol is so over rated.
Ban after first post.
Title: Re: Poll - Best studio album by Melvins
Post by: (the) Razor on August 19, 2009, 07:29:24 AM
Worst post I've ever seen in my 12 odd years of surfing the internet.
Title: Re: Poll - Best studio album by Melvins
Post by: Leroy on August 19, 2009, 07:31:18 AM
Quote from: molotov on August 19, 2009, 05:08:38 AM
Quote from: Bobby Fever on August 19, 2009, 04:20:21 AM
Lysol is so over rated.
Ban after first post.

It would be a lot better if the tracks were seperated so I could skip through "Hung Bunny" and "Roman Bird Dog"...they are not bad songs, but I don't want to have to listen to them every single time I pop the cd in.
Title: Re: Poll - Best studio album by Melvins
Post by: black stallion on August 19, 2009, 07:50:28 AM
Quote from: Leroy on August 19, 2009, 07:31:18 AM
Quote from: molotov on August 19, 2009, 05:08:38 AM
Quote from: Bobby Fever on August 19, 2009, 04:20:21 AM
Lysol is so over rated.
Ban after first post.

It would be a lot better if the tracks were seperated so I could skip through "Hung Bunny" and "Roman Bird Dog"...they are not bad songs, but I don't want to have to listen to them every single time I pop the cd in.

i thought it was worth listening to Lysol just for those two tracks  :(
Title: Re: Poll - Best studio album by Melvins
Post by: steve on August 19, 2009, 07:56:03 AM
I thought those two tracks were the reason for listening to Lysol...  :P
Title: Re: Poll - Best studio album by Melvins
Post by: black stallion on August 19, 2009, 07:59:39 AM
Quote from: steve on August 19, 2009, 07:56:03 AM
I thought those two tracks were the reason for listening to Lysol...  :P
that's exactly what i meant to say..thanks  :D
Title: Re: Poll - Best studio album by Melvins
Post by: >>>JZS<<< on August 19, 2009, 08:38:14 AM
IMO, Lysol should be in everyones top 3. 
Title: Re: Poll - Best studio album by Melvins
Post by: crazydude1992 on August 19, 2009, 11:42:25 AM
Melvins fans who say Lysol is overrated are gay... (Waits for Juan's response)
Title: Re: Poll - Best studio album by Melvins
Post by: the bloat on August 19, 2009, 12:15:12 PM
Was listening to Bullhead for the first time in a long time last night. It is definitely among their best. Maybe their most straightforward work and heaviest (at times). I followed up with King Buzzo. My favorite Melvins record without having to put much thought into it is the Maggot. It's pretty tough to beat IMO and is the one I listen to the most. Pigs is a close second...
Title: Re: Poll - Best studio album by Melvins
Post by: Like Stee on August 19, 2009, 03:42:28 PM
HAT takes the lead from Lysol!  Seriously though, skipping Hung Bunny and Roman Dog Bird?  You need to get your head checked.  I wouldn't like the other songs on Lysol if I hadn't just heard that amazing build up.  That would be like listening to Eye Flys skipping over the intro and going straight to the vocals... it just doesn't work.  And while we're on the subject, is it Roman Dog Bird (like Wikipedia and Amazon both say) or is it Roman Bird Dog (like on discogs.com).  Roman Bird Dog makes more sense, but I always assumed that's why it was the opposite...
Title: Re: Poll - Best studio album by Melvins
Post by: Chomas on August 19, 2009, 03:49:36 PM
Gluey Porch

Maggot

Bullhead

POTRE

Eggnog

hey wait a minute, I was about to list them all.....
Title: Re: Poll - Best studio album by Melvins
Post by: bankrupt on August 19, 2009, 05:56:19 PM
Went for HAT. Probably does the best job of explaining the Melvins in one album, not that that's really possible.
Title: Re: Poll - Best studio album by Melvins
Post by: Rev. Mike on August 19, 2009, 07:50:54 PM
Quote from: Like Stee on August 19, 2009, 03:42:28 PMAnd while we're on the subject, is it Roman Dog Bird (like Wikipedia and Amazon both say) or is it Roman Bird Dog (like on discogs.com).  Roman Bird Dog makes more sense, but I always assumed that's why it was the opposite...
Roman Dog Bird
Title: Re: Poll - Best studio album by Melvins
Post by: SitnikovI on August 20, 2009, 05:31:16 PM
(http://ihrtn.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/R-373071-1109546908.jpg)

http://ihrtn.com/2009/08/20/and-the-winner-is...-melvins-poll-results/
(http://ihrtn.com/2009/08/20/and-the-winner-is...-melvins-poll-results/)
And the winner is...

*drum roll*

"Hostile Ambient Takover"! with 13% of votes.

Followed closely by "Melvins / Lysol" with 12% of votes.

I agree, though, that its hard to pick just one record in case of band like Melvins and so this poll could be used as a guide for a neophyte/newbie or someone who always wanted to check out their records but didn't know where to start.

Thanks to  everyone for voting / checking out this poll and thanks to Melvins, of course, for an inspiration.

Also, feel free to check out results from previous polls, if you're interested:

http://ihrtn.com/2009/03/01/and-the-winner-is-skin-graft-poll-results/ (http://ihrtn.com/2009/03/01/and-the-winner-is-skin-graft-poll-results/) - Skin Graft poll

http://ihrtn.com/2008/12/07/jesus-lizard-poll-winner-goat-1991/ (http://ihrtn.com/2008/12/07/jesus-lizard-poll-winner-goat-1991/) - Jesus Lizard poll

http://ihrtn.com/2008/09/01/amrep-poll-results/ (http://ihrtn.com/2008/09/01/amrep-poll-results/) - Amphetamine Reptile poll (guess who won this one?)

Keep your eyes open for more polls and I might do more Melvins-related stuff in the future.

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Title: Re: Poll - Best studio album by Melvins
Post by: molotov on August 21, 2009, 01:15:50 AM
Quote from: SitnikovI on August 20, 2009, 05:31:16 PM
Thanks to  everyone for voting / checking out this poll and thanks to Melvins, of course, for an inspiration.
Всегда пожалуйста.
Title: Re: Poll - Best studio album by Melvins
Post by: SitnikovI on August 21, 2009, 07:28:00 AM
Quote from: molotov on August 21, 2009, 01:15:50 AM
Quote from: SitnikovI on August 20, 2009, 05:31:16 PM
Thanks to  everyone for voting / checking out this poll and thanks to Melvins, of course, for an inspiration.
Всегда пожалуйста.

Yay - we got Russia in the house!

:-)
Title: Re: Poll - Best studio album by Melvins
Post by: (the) Razor on August 21, 2009, 07:46:47 AM
In Soviet Russia, house is over you.


:lol:
Title: Re: Poll - Best studio album by Melvins
Post by: SitnikovI on August 21, 2009, 09:24:04 AM
Quote from: Razor on August 21, 2009, 07:46:47 AM
In Soviet Russia, house is over you.


:lol:

In Soviet Russia, Buzz Osbourne would've been considered a legitimate son of Ozzy.
Title: Re: Poll - Best studio album by Melvins
Post by: queenbzzoofcourse on August 21, 2009, 10:53:02 AM
Quote from: SitnikovI on August 17, 2009, 08:12:32 AM
Howdy!

I'm running a Melvins-related poll on my blog, so if you want to come and check it out, feel free to do so.

http://ihrtn.com/2009/08/17/poll-best-studio-album-by-melvins/

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impossible for me to decide.  here's some stabs:  Houdini, Honky, Bootlicker, ASA, NWB, Stag
Title: Re: Poll - Best studio album by Melvins
Post by: molotov on August 27, 2009, 02:52:37 AM
Quotewe got Russia in the house!
Sounds like "We got infection in the house".