This one's for JZS, Buick and the other goonz who dared to diss Ministry's live records "SphincTour" & "In Case..."
Go to 8 and a half mins and the conversation turns to Ministry and Buzzo POONS JZS, Buick and the other goonz who dared to take on the mighty power of GrandEmo Juan!!!!!
Melvins Interview
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CkZIPsPOymI&feature=related
its amazing and it's like $2 off amazon
Sphinctour is badass, everyone should own it. Their new shit is weak though IMO.
I wonder who the asshole doing the interview is? j/k bro
Buzzo said baseball is a pretty good sport too... [-X
Quote from: Razor on December 29, 2009, 08:42:09 PM
Buzzo said baseball is a pretty good sport too... [-X
hahahahahahahhhahaaahahahahah touche!
Quote from: change&suffocation on December 29, 2009, 07:42:42 PM
its amazing and it's like $2 off amazon
Sphinctour is badass, everyone should own it. Their new shit is weak though IMO.
Their last 3 were complete crap....although the first of the last 3, "Houses Of The Mole" actually had a few songs on it that sounded like Ministry.
The last few Revolting Cocks have been a joke........(not in a good way)
Apparently there's a new Lard in the pipeline......and apparently one more Pailhead......I'll believe that when I see it.
True dat about SphincTour though.........as Buzzo said, the sound on that bad-boy is friggin amazing!
"In Case You Didn't Feel Like Showing Up" is another MUST have........that is one of the most brutal live recordings out there..........back in the day when Ministry meant something.
BREAKING NEWS!!!!
It has also just emerged that King Buzzo saif GrandEmo Juan is totally awesome.
Didn't Dale also say something about "Dark Side of the Spoon" being a great album title? If he bothered to listen to it he'd realise the music outweighs the clever title. It's one of the greatest most underrated albums ever.
It's true that Ministry have put out some substandard stuff over the years but "The Last Sucker" brought back some of their former glory. If Pailhead release more music I will have the most explosive orgasm known to man.
Quote from: GrandEmo Juan on December 30, 2009, 04:33:28 AM
Apparently there's a new Lard in the pipeline.
Where did you hear this??? :shock:
There's been a new Lard in the pipeline for probably ten years now.
Quote from: ConJuan on December 30, 2009, 10:14:16 AM
Didn't Dale also say something about "Dark Side of the Spoon" being a great album title? If he bothered to listen to it he'd realise the music outweighs the clever title. It's one of the greatest most underrated albums ever.
It's true that Ministry have put out some substandard stuff over the years but "The Last Sucker" brought back some of their former glory. If Pailhead release more music I will have the most explosive orgasm known to man.
of course any new pailhead will just be jourgenson and a variety of sycophants and will sound absolutely nothing like the original recordings. i'd be truly amazed if mackeye had anything at all to do with it whatsoever. why even bother try to recapture something that still stands as his best work 20+ years later anyhow?
Quote from: ConJuan on December 30, 2009, 10:14:16 AM
It's true that Ministry have put out some substandard stuff over the years but "The Last Sucker" brought back some of their former glory.
You are kidding right?
The Last Sucker was absolute cack and made With Sympathy sound awesome!
The only cool thing on The Last Sucker was the riff for the song The Last Sucker.
With Sympathy, Rio Grande Blood and The Last Sucker are crap.......the rest friggin rules.
Quote from: EmDee on December 30, 2009, 11:30:51 AM
of course any new pailhead will just be jourgenson and a variety of sycophants and will sound absolutely nothing like the original recordings.
No no no......it definately will be Ian & Al. If Ian doesn't do it......it isn't happening.....and from what I've heard Ian's up for it.
As for the new Lard........Jello was supposed to record the vocals May this year but something got in the way. I believe the music is ready to go and Al just needs Jello to do it. I'm actually really looking forward to the final Lard as the goofball thrash metal of the last two Ministry albums would work well with Jello yelping over it.
The final Lard is definately happening at some stage.
Pailhead is up in the air but there's a good chance it'll happen.
A Buck Satan record may also happen too......although that has been the case for around 20yrs now so I wouldn't count on it.
Quote from: ConJuan on December 30, 2009, 10:14:16 AM
Didn't Dale also say something about "Dark Side of the Spoon" being a great album title? If he bothered to listen to it he'd realise the music outweighs the clever title. It's one of the greatest most underrated albums ever.
Good call. Dark Side Of The Spoon is easily my fav Ministry record along with Filth Pig.
The songs Eureka Pile, Nursing Home and Supermanic Soul are friggin awesome.
Which track off of Dark Side Of The Spoon has the Crispin Glover sample from the movie The River's Edge? It the part where Crispin Glover's character Layne first discovers his friend John dead and he let's out a kind of shriek/scream.
Quote from: "The Nature Boy" Jared Deutrom on December 30, 2009, 03:00:18 PM
Which track off of Dark Side Of The Spoon has the Crispin Glover sample from the movie The River's Edge? It the part where Crispin Glover's character Layne first discovers his friend John dead and he let's out a kind of shriek/scream.
I couldn't tell you as I haven't seen the film.
You'll have to buy Dark Side Of The Spoon for 76 cents from amazon to find out.
he was being sarcastic.. i asked him about it and he said buck satan is a sissy...his dad is way cooler than he will ever be. he was a a mechanic for dan gurney
Quote from: grays harbor mafia on December 30, 2009, 03:07:52 PM
i asked him about it and he said al jorgensen is a sissy
Oh heck everyone knows Al's a sissy.
Buzzo was being deadly serious when he said it though.......have a look at his eyes and his face when he says "that record is fucking amazing"........there is pure unadulterated fire and passion in Buzzo's eyes.
Buzzo is quite simply totally gay for Ministry's "SphincTour" cd......and so should YOU be reading this as you're totally gay for Buzzo and take his word as that of God.
The power of Buzzo compels you!!!
Quote from: grays harbor mafia on December 30, 2009, 03:07:52 PM
he was being sarcastic.. i asked him about it and he said buck satan is a sissy...his dad is way cooler than he will ever be. he was a a mechanic for dan gurney
Get your story straight before I quote it will ya!
Good call about Al's dad....I bet Buick is totally gay for Al's dad! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
im just trying to get your pantys in a bunch juan.... :lol: ministry kick ass!!
I will say this about Ministry: Their cover of "Lay Lady Lay" did get me into Bob Dylan.
So, yeah, fuck those guys.
Quote from: GrandEmo Juan on December 30, 2009, 04:33:28 AM
Apparently there's a new Lard in the pipeline
Sounds painful. I think you can get pills for that now though.
Quote from: grays harbor mafia on December 30, 2009, 03:34:32 PM
im just trying to get your pantys in a bunch juan.... :lol: ministry kick ass!!
Amen!
Ministry rule!
The power of Buzzo compels you!
Quote from: GrandEmo Juan on December 30, 2009, 07:35:44 AM
BREAKING NEWS!!!!
It has also just emerged that King Buzzo saif GrandEmo Juan is totally awesome.
(http://www.metal-archives.com/images/1/2/3/9/123905_photo.jpg)
Quote from: GrandEmo Juan on December 30, 2009, 12:42:37 PM
Quote from: ConJuan on December 30, 2009, 10:14:16 AM
It's true that Ministry have put out some substandard stuff over the years but "The Last Sucker" brought back some of their former glory.
You are kidding right?
The Last Sucker was absolute cack and made With Sympathy sound awesome!
The only cool thing on The Last Sucker was the riff for the song The Last Sucker.
With Sympathy, Rio Grande Blood and The Last Sucker are crap.......the rest friggin rules.
I've never heard With Sympathy and don't want to but The last Sucker had some decent tunes like Let's Go and Die in a Crash. It was an improvement on shit like Assclown and Lies Lies Lies which I absolutely detest. The whole Bush baiting thing ruined Ministry. We don't need Americans to tell us Bush is a dickhead and Ministry fell into that trap. Oh and don't tell me Al is Cuban cuz as far as I'm concerned he's as American as an apple pie with a gun collection and a stestson.
Quote from: ConJuan on January 01, 2010, 12:00:08 PM
I've never heard With Sympathy and don't want to but The last Sucker had some decent tunes like Let's Go and Die in a Crash. It was an improvement on shit like Assclown and Lies Lies Lies which I absolutely detest.
The music in Assclown is friggin slammin? Also Lies Lies Lies is quite funky too although the lyrics are kind of lame.
Quote from: ConJuan on January 01, 2010, 12:00:08 PM
The whole Bush baiting thing ruined Ministry. We don't need Americans to tell us Bush is a dickhead and Ministry fell into that trap.
To be fair Ministry were doing that in 92 with the Psalm 69 record too. Obviously though they did it much better back then!
Quote from: ConJuan on January 01, 2010, 12:00:08 PM
Oh and don't tell me Al is Cuban cuz as far as I'm concerned he's as American as an apple pie with a gun collection and a stestson.
Well he was a fan of the Stetson back in the day.....infact I'm sure he had some sort of contract with Stetson at some point???
He was born in Havana so I guess that kind of makes him Cuban?
Quote from: Buick on January 01, 2010, 03:02:41 AM
Quote from: GrandEmo Juan on December 30, 2009, 07:35:44 AM
BREAKING NEWS!!!!
It has also just emerged that King Buzzo saif GrandEmo Juan is totally awesome.
(http://www.metal-archives.com/images/1/2/3/9/123905_photo.jpg)
Well well well......looks like someone's been sneaking a look at my posts again! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
I lost my Sphinctour dvd and my laptop with "in case you didn't feel like showing up" on it was stolen and I swear it was probably the saddest moment of my life so far.
Al used to be a rodeo boy. It's true! It's true!
I don't think Buck Satan will ever happen. Al said I could play harmonica and Jew's harp. Of course this was back in 1993.