Buzzo Says Ministry Live Recording Was "F**king Amazing"

[grays harbor mafia]

he was being sarcastic.. i asked him about it and he said buck satan is a sissy...his dad is way cooler than he will ever be.  he was a a mechanic for dan gurney

[Juan]

i asked him about it and he said al jorgensen is a sissy

Oh heck everyone knows Al's a sissy.

Buzzo was being deadly serious when he said it though.......have a look at his eyes and his face when he says "that record is fucking amazing"........there is pure unadulterated fire and passion in Buzzo's eyes.

Buzzo is quite simply totally gay for Ministry's "SphincTour" cd......and so should YOU be reading this as you're totally gay for Buzzo and take his word as that of God.

The power of Buzzo compels you!!!

[Juan]

he was being sarcastic.. i asked him about it and he said buck satan is a sissy...his dad is way cooler than he will ever be.  he was a a mechanic for dan gurney

Get your story straight before I quote it will ya!

Good call about Al's dad....I bet Buick is totally gay for Al's dad! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

[grays harbor mafia]

im just trying to get your pantys in a bunch juan....   ministry kick ass!!

[dead mike]

I will say this about Ministry: Their cover of "Lay Lady Lay" did get me into Bob Dylan.

So, yeah, fuck those guys.

[bankrupt]

Apparently there's a new Lard in the pipeline

Sounds painful. I think you can get pills for that now though.

[Juan]

im just trying to get your pantys in a bunch juan....   ministry kick ass!!

Amen!

Ministry rule!

The power of Buzzo compels you!

[Buick GN]

BREAKING NEWS!!!!

It has also just emerged that King Buzzo saif GrandEmo Juan is totally awesome.

[ConJuan]

It's true that Ministry have put out some substandard stuff over the years but "The Last Sucker" brought back some of their former glory. 

You are kidding right?

The Last Sucker was absolute cack and made With Sympathy sound awesome!

The only cool thing on The Last Sucker was the riff for the song The Last Sucker.

With Sympathy, Rio Grande Blood and The Last Sucker are crap.......the rest friggin rules.

I've never heard With Sympathy and don't want to but The last Sucker had some decent tunes like Let's Go and Die in a Crash.  It was an improvement on shit like Assclown and Lies Lies Lies which I absolutely detest.  The whole Bush baiting thing ruined Ministry.  We don't need Americans to tell us Bush is a dickhead and Ministry fell into that trap.  Oh and don't tell me Al is Cuban cuz as far as I'm concerned he's as American as an apple pie with a gun collection and a stestson.

[Juan]

I've never heard With Sympathy and don't want to but The last Sucker had some decent tunes like Let's Go and Die in a Crash.  It was an improvement on shit like Assclown and Lies Lies Lies which I absolutely detest. 

The music in Assclown is friggin slammin? Also Lies Lies Lies is quite funky too although the lyrics are kind of lame.

The whole Bush baiting thing ruined Ministry.  We don't need Americans to tell us Bush is a dickhead and Ministry fell into that trap. 

To be fair Ministry were doing that in 92 with the Psalm 69 record too. Obviously though they did it much better back then!

Oh and don't tell me Al is Cuban cuz as far as I'm concerned he's as American as an apple pie with a gun collection and a stestson.

Well he was a fan of the Stetson back in the day.....infact I'm sure he had some sort of contract with Stetson at some point???

He was born in Havana so I guess that kind of makes him Cuban?

[Juan]

BREAKING NEWS!!!!

It has also just emerged that King Buzzo saif GrandEmo Juan is totally awesome.

Well well well......looks like someone's been sneaking a look at my posts again! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

[Angus Khan]

I lost my Sphinctour dvd and my laptop with "in case you didn't feel like showing up" on it was stolen and I swear it was probably the saddest moment of my life so far.

[Bad Guy Zero]

Al used to be a rodeo boy.  It's true!  It's true!

I don't think Buck Satan will ever happen.  Al said I could play harmonica and Jew's harp.  Of course this was back in 1993.