Act now to improve your copy of The Bride Screamed Murder:
1) Rip your CD to FLAC or WAV
2) Download Audacity Sound Editing Program (Free) http://audacity.sourceforge.net/download/ (http://audacity.sourceforge.net/download/)
3) Import Melvins song
4) Delete Jazz Shit out of Hospital Up
5) File > Export to MP3 or FLAC
Success! Bride Screamed Murder Instantly better!
Razor's Hot Tips: You can also apply this amazing album enhancer to such other songs as...I'll Finish You Off! Prig! Manky! Magic Pig Detective...and more!
Enhance your Melvins catalogue today!
Take advantage of this amazing offer now and you can also slow (A) Senile Animal down by as much as 10% and as an added bonus, do not forget to join the Maggot tracks! Act now! WOW
you forgot this:
. replace the name Toshi Kasai with the name Razor in the album credits
Quote from: black stallion on June 15, 2010, 05:52:29 AM
you forgot this:
. replace the name Toshi Kasai with the name Razor in the album credits
=D>
Quote from: Razor on June 15, 2010, 05:22:03 AM
Prig! Manky! Magic Pig Detective...and more!
I don't think you understand tension and release. Here is an even better mix for you:
1) Copy all of the tracks into audacity
2) Carefully seperate each riff into it's own track, discarding all of the fag-ass singing and those homo-ass drum parts and those gay-aids-ass bass lines. Careful now!
3) Que up all of the remaining riffs to start at 0:00 seconds.
4) Increase the speed by 5000% per cent.
5) Play on infinite repeat for instant gratification.
Having said that, the jazz thing is pretty unecessary.
Quote from: Razor on June 15, 2010, 05:22:03 AM
and you can also slow (A) Senile Animal down by as much as 10%
Sod that i wanna speed it up! Well that is Blood Witch anyway, cos the studio version now seems dull in comparison to the super charged double speed live renditions!!
Quote from: Justafilthylurker on June 15, 2010, 06:02:18 AM
Quote from: Razor on June 15, 2010, 05:22:03 AM
Prig! Manky! Magic Pig Detective...and more!
Having said that, the jazz thing is pretty unecessary.
not so unecessary if you want to piss people off,it's a long story called Melvins :wink:
Quote from: black stallion on June 15, 2010, 07:01:12 AM
not so unecessary if you want to piss people off,it's a long story called Melvins :wink:
I beat the Melvins with my super advanced editing skills.
Quote from: Razor on June 15, 2010, 07:17:30 AM
Quote from: black stallion on June 15, 2010, 07:01:12 AM
not so unecessary if you want to piss people off,it's a long story called Melvins :wink:
my super advanced editing skills.
Farm,you should concentrate more on NWB than on TBSM...there's a lot to do on that one
Unfortunately, my editing techniques are not able to recover the mediocre vocals and riffs off Stupid Creep. However the rest is great and Flush has already been pre-edited for optimal convenience.
Yeah whats wrong with NWB? Just kick off Flush and that added bit at the end of Suicide In Progress and BINGO you got a winner!
Quote from: (((O))) on June 15, 2010, 07:38:32 AM
Yeah whats wrong with NWB? Just kick off Flush and that added bit at the end of Suicide In Progress and BINGO you got a winner!
nothing wrong with the album...i don't like the drums sound and the guitar too,that's all.not my intention to appear as a geek for these things though,so don't take too seriously what i'm saying :)
You fukin' mutha fukas think you know how to improve on perfection ?
Y'all got huge balls to suggest that there are flaws in any Melvins album.
I dare anyone to record a conversation with B.O. or any of the band and
tell 'em where you think they fucked up their record.
I wish I could Slap all y'all three stooges style. :lol: re-dick-u-less
Quote from: Razor on June 15, 2010, 05:22:03 AM
Magic Pig Detective
Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you.
Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you.
Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you.
Fuck you.
1) Hit skip if it annoys you that much
2) Stop thinking you know how to make a Melvins album better than The Melvins
Stay tuned! Coming up next: How to replace Melvins album art and place it on the correct side of the jewel case!
How to improve BSM: At the end of Finish, take off that stupid my sharona crap, and make the song do something after that awesome concluding drum beat.
Step 6: Stop letting how great the new album is making you feel insignificant in comparison and go on about your meaningless life (you white trash hoer).
stupid thread
How to improve The Bride Screamed Murder?
easy:
TURN THE VOLUME UP!!!!!!!!!!
looks like Razor after receiving some death threats decided to get a police escort
(http://readingeagle.com/REnetImages/2008/08/09/1402540/500x500_1402672.jpg)
beat on the brat!!!!
(http://thesickos.free.fr/16%20Beating%20in%20an%20alley.JPG)
Quote from: black stallion on June 16, 2010, 04:51:37 AM
looks like Razor after receiving some death threats decided to get a police escort
(http://readingeagle.com/REnetImages/2008/08/09/1402540/500x500_1402672.jpg)
Buncha pussies.
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