Information on how to improve The Bride Screamed Murder

[(the) Razor]

Act now to improve your copy of The Bride Screamed Murder:

1) Rip your CD to FLAC or WAV
2) Download Audacity Sound Editing Program (Free)  http://audacity.sourceforge.net/download/
3) Import Melvins song
4) Delete Jazz Shit out of Hospital Up
5) File > Export to MP3 or FLAC

Success! Bride Screamed Murder Instantly better!

Razor's Hot Tips: You can also apply this amazing album enhancer to such other songs as...I'll Finish You Off! Prig! Manky! Magic Pig Detective...and more!

Enhance your Melvins catalogue today!

Take advantage of this amazing offer now and you can also slow (A) Senile Animal down by as much as 10% and as an added bonus, do not forget to join the Maggot tracks! Act now! WOW

[black stallion]

you forgot this:

. replace the name Toshi Kasai with the name Razor in the album credits

[blewis]

you forgot this:

. replace the name Toshi Kasai with the name Razor in the album credits

[Justafilthylurker]

Prig! Manky! Magic Pig Detective...and more!

I don't think you understand tension and release. Here is an even better mix for you:

1) Copy all of the tracks into audacity
2) Carefully seperate each riff into it's own track, discarding all of the fag-ass singing and those homo-ass drum parts and those gay-aids-ass bass lines. Careful now!
3) Que up all of the remaining riffs to start at 0:00 seconds.
4) Increase the speed by 5000% per cent.
5) Play on infinite repeat for instant gratification.

Having said that, the jazz thing is pretty unecessary.

[(((O)))]

and you can also slow (A) Senile Animal down by as much as 10%

Sod that i wanna speed it up! Well that is Blood Witch anyway, cos the studio version now seems dull in comparison to the super charged double speed live renditions!!

[black stallion]

Prig! Manky! Magic Pig Detective...and more!

Having said that, the jazz thing is pretty unecessary.

not so unecessary if you want to piss people off,it's a long story called Melvins  

[(the) Razor]

not so unecessary if you want to piss people off,it's a long story called Melvins  

I beat the Melvins with my super advanced editing skills.

[black stallion]

not so unecessary if you want to piss people off,it's a long story called Melvins  

my super advanced editing skills.

Farm,you should concentrate more on NWB than on TBSM...there's a lot to do on that one

[(the) Razor]

Unfortunately, my editing techniques are not able to recover the mediocre vocals and riffs off Stupid Creep. However the rest is great and Flush has already been pre-edited for optimal convenience.

[(((O)))]

Yeah whats wrong with NWB? Just kick off Flush and that added bit at the end of Suicide In Progress and BINGO you got a winner!

[black stallion]

Yeah whats wrong with NWB? Just kick off Flush and that added bit at the end of Suicide In Progress and BINGO you got a winner!

nothing wrong with the album...i don't like the drums sound and the guitar too,that's all.not my intention to appear as a geek for these things though,so don't take too seriously what i'm saying

[>>>JZS<<<]

You fukin' mutha fukas think you know how to improve on perfection ?
Y'all got huge balls to suggest that there are flaws in any Melvins album.
I dare anyone to record a conversation with B.O. or any of the band and
tell 'em where you think they fucked up their record.
I wish I could Slap all y'all three stooges style.    re-dick-u-less

[the baron]

Magic Pig Detective

Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you.

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Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you.






Fuck you.

[MrLuck87]

1) Hit skip if it annoys you that much
2) Stop thinking you know how to make a Melvins album better than The Melvins

[(the) Razor]

Stay tuned! Coming up next: How to replace Melvins album art and place it on the correct side of the jewel case!