What are the most coveted of all melvins goodies? They just have so much super rare stuff. I wouldnt even know where to begin.
The obvious stuff:
All 10 Bride LPs
ToraToraTora 4x7" tour/xmas set
Fetus in jar
CD box set 13xcd letterpress
Meat in can
Doll (two headed, block & wire)
AmRep 12x7" skull set
8-track
Trilogy 3xLP picture discs
(A) S.A. deluxe box sets (orange or blue w/comic & buckle)
AmRep Shit sandwich 7" (no music)
AmRep Spit It Out 7" (H.O.F. s, not melvins)
TEL AVIV gig poster by EMEK (among other posters)
"Niether here nor there" book Hard Cover/ soft cover
Resin pin/paperweight w/teeth,candy, etc...
AmRep CD box set (not out yet)
(any test pressings)
I want a Buzzo moo moo (washed please) & a Crover kick drum head :lol:
A piece of gum Buzzo spit on on the sidewalk.
A trimming of Dale's hair.
Quote from: >>>JZS<<< on January 21, 2011, 09:19:25 AM
I want a Buzzo moo moo (washed please) & a Crover kick drum head :lol:
We should wear the moo moo, take photos and pass it on LIKE WE USED TO DO with Sniv. Washing before wearing would be prohibited so that by the time it reached the final person, all our DNA would be all over it. Then someone would get in touch with a guy in a white coat and a test tube, involve the Hadron Collider somehow, and find a willing egg. Nine months later, the greatest Melvins fan known to mankind would be born.
Quote from: jules on January 21, 2011, 01:22:48 PM
Quote from: >>>JZS<<< on January 21, 2011, 09:19:25 AM
I want a Buzzo moo moo (washed please) & a Crover kick drum head :lol:
We should wear the moo moo, take photos and pass it on LIKE WE USED TO DO with Sniv. Washing before wearing would be prohibited so that by the time it reached the final person, all our DNA would be all over it. Then someone would get in touch with a guy in a white coat and a test tube, involve the Hadron Collider somehow, and find a willing egg. Nine months later, the greatest Melvins fan known to mankind would be born.
But what about the mumu curse?
Quote from: rictus on January 21, 2011, 01:24:28 PM
Quote from: jules on January 21, 2011, 01:22:48 PM
Quote from: >>>JZS<<< on January 21, 2011, 09:19:25 AM
I want a Buzzo moo moo (washed please) & a Crover kick drum head :lol:
We should wear the moo moo, take photos and pass it on LIKE WE USED TO DO with Sniv. Washing before wearing would be prohibited so that by the time it reached the final person, all our DNA would be all over it. Then someone would get in touch with a guy in a white coat and a test tube, involve the Hadron Collider somehow, and find a willing egg. Nine months later, the greatest Melvins fan known to mankind would be born.
But what about the mumu curse?
The curse (C) would be multiplied by
the number of people who wore it cubed (U) and the result transferred into the DNA of the embryo (K). Therefore, the fan-creature produced (F) would BE ABLE to curse at will. Mathematically this would be shown as:
F = UCK
:lol:
Sleepy time toy.
Quote from: jules on January 21, 2011, 01:32:17 PM
Quote from: rictus on January 21, 2011, 01:24:28 PM
Quote from: jules on January 21, 2011, 01:22:48 PM
Quote from: >>>JZS<<< on January 21, 2011, 09:19:25 AM
I want a Buzzo moo moo (washed please) & a Crover kick drum head :lol:
We should wear the moo moo, take photos and pass it on LIKE WE USED TO DO with Sniv. Washing before wearing would be prohibited so that by the time it reached the final person, all our DNA would be all over it. Then someone would get in touch with a guy in a white coat and a test tube, involve the Hadron Collider somehow, and find a willing egg. Nine months later, the greatest Melvins fan known to mankind would be born.
But what about the mumu curse?
The curse (C) would be multiplied by the number of people who wore it cubed (U) and the result transferred into the DNA of the embryo (K). Therefore, the fan-creature produced (F) would BE ABLE to curse at will. Mathematically this would be shown as:
F = UCK
That's all well and good, but we all know that by the time it reaches the last person we'll all be dead. Having lived long full lives and always wondering: "whatever happened to that mumu? Last I remember we sent it to JonE5"
:lol: :lol:
I hope JonE5's ok. I'm waiting for a newsflash on TV declaring that a plague has descended on New York and no one knows why. Scenes from '28 Snivs Later'.
the thing i want most is the trilogy vinyl set with all swastikas on all sides. Can anyone confirm how many are out there? I would literally give my left nut for one. Probably my left arm too.
i'd throw in some more lp's
Houdini
Piss-yellow colored eggnog
black colored Stoner Witch
A Senile Animal - Black
Here she comes now/venus in furs 7"
Lysol - First Press - no tape
love canal/someday - pink vinyl
Hurray for me, fuk you
Unfortunately i can only say i own two of those - houdini and the black senile animal
Quote from: camaroballa22 on January 21, 2011, 11:40:02 PM
i'd throw in some more lp's
Houdini
Piss-yellow colored eggnog
black colored Stoner Witch
A Senile Animal - Black
Here she comes now/venus in furs 7"
Lysol - First Press - no tape
love canal/someday - pink vinyl
Hurray for me, fuk you
Unfortunately i can only say i own two of those - houdini and the black senile animal
The piss Eggnog. Has anyone ever taken a picture of it? I only know one person who has said they have seen it.
The love canal is a test pressing. Here she comes now has been bootlegged to high heaven. I still don't know why it gets the prices it does. The Melvins duffle bag with buttons was nice.
Electroretard vinyl and cassette were limited to 100 each
Quote from: nothintothenotice on January 21, 2011, 11:30:12 PM
the thing i want most is the trilogy vinyl set with all swastikas on all sides. Can anyone confirm how many are out there? I would literally give my left nut for one. Probably my left arm too.
I seem to remember there were 15 sets, all going to members of the band. Don't quote me, though.
Jules, I don't think that's true, because I know someone who has a set of the trilogy...beautiful. I don't know how or where he got it, come to think of it...
a pair of Dale's red socks,used obvioulsy
Quote from: black stallion on January 22, 2011, 05:19:55 AM
a pair of Dale's red socks,used obvioulsy
This makes me think of a funny story....
My old band was doing a show in Austin ,TX sometime in the '90s. We were staying with a
friend, "Handsome" Joel Svatek,( R.I.P. ), and so after the show we get to Joel's place, he's showing
us where everything is and where to sleep. One of his room mates wasn't home, but the door to
his room was open and pinned to his wall was a couple of long tube socks w/ the stripes at the top.
The socks were gross and dirty, so I asked Joel why would someone have disgusting tube socks on
their wall ? Joel tells me that Down or Superjoint Ritual, can't remember which one, stayed at the
house a few months before and his roommate was a BIG fan. So when Phil Anselmo left his socks,
this guy put those putrid things on his wall like a shrine to Anselmo.:lol:....directly over his bed ! :lol:
Quote from: black stallion on January 22, 2011, 05:19:55 AM
a pair of Dale's red socks,used obvioulsy
Dale's speedos, even more
Quote from: anaconda on January 22, 2011, 12:11:49 AM
Electroretard vinyl and cassette were limited to 100 each
only 10 LPs, which are testpressings. mans ruin got broke right before they wanted to press electroretard on vinyl
Quote from: the crybaby on January 22, 2011, 08:45:38 AM
Quote from: anaconda on January 22, 2011, 12:11:49 AM
Electroretard vinyl and cassette were limited to 100 each
only 10 LPs, which are testpressings. mans ruin got broke right before they wanted to press electroretard on vinyl
How many cassettes ?
Quote from: antimax on January 22, 2011, 03:54:12 AM
Jules, I don't think that's true, because I know someone who has a set of the trilogy...beautiful. I don't know how or where he got it, come to think of it...
I saw one on ebay once, so there are some around. I just heard that
originally they were for band members for them to do what they wanted with.
yknow i dont own any melvins collectables.
i love its out there and i like lookin at pics and readin through what they have like in threads like these, just don't and prob wont ever own any.
Quote from: dijk cheese on January 22, 2011, 12:16:36 PM
yknow i dont own any melvins collectables.
i love its out there and i like lookin at pics and readin through what they have like in threads like these, just don't and prob wont ever own any.
smart man.
Stay away..It is a sickness. :oops:
I just buy their cds. I need to complete my collection by getting the live stuff and solo stuff.
Quote from: >>>JZS<<< on January 22, 2011, 08:48:18 AM
Quote from: the crybaby on January 22, 2011, 08:45:38 AM
Quote from: anaconda on January 22, 2011, 12:11:49 AM
Electroretard vinyl and cassette were limited to 100 each
only 10 LPs, which are testpressings. mans ruin got broke right before they wanted to press electroretard on vinyl
How many cassettes ?
don't know, never heard of those
Quote from: the crybaby on January 22, 2011, 01:41:11 PM
Quote from: >>>JZS<<< on January 22, 2011, 08:48:18 AM
Quote from: the crybaby on January 22, 2011, 08:45:38 AM
Quote from: anaconda on January 22, 2011, 12:11:49 AM
Electroretard vinyl and cassette were limited to 100 each
only 10 LPs, which are testpressings. mans ruin got broke right before they wanted to press electroretard on vinyl
How many cassettes ?
don't know, never heard of those
Anaconda had one. He said it was a promo copy, but it had the actual cover.
Yep. It came shrinkwrapped with the CMJ when I was working
at the Humber college radio station. I got the Prick promo cassette
the same way.
I've seen other copies of Prick on cassette but have never seen another
Electroretard
melvins paper plate/set list. 1 of 1. :P
I've got a copy of The End signed by Buzz & Dale but not numbered. Any ideas about this?
Quote from: TOOL on January 23, 2011, 09:34:20 AM
I've got a copy of The End signed by Buzz & Dale but not numbered. Any ideas about this?
It's rare.
The Sieg Howdy 1/50, signed by all, is rare.
i think the holy grail would be buzz's gold tooth...
Quote from: grays harbor mafia on January 23, 2011, 06:13:24 PM
i think the holy grail would be buzz's gold tooth...
i'll have to get that. me and my lucky pliers.
my old bassist had all the shit. one of every release personally sent by buzzo. like the christmas cards they sent out with mall santa.
this is pretty rare.
Only 80 pressed. 8)
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Quote from: pinkyslim on January 23, 2011, 07:13:13 PM
this is pretty rare.
Only 80 pressed. 8)
I was wondering if the artwork was identical to the box set version but now I see it's not. The box set one doesn't say "A Senile Animal" on the cover.
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inside and back cover...
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Quote from: nothintothenotice on January 21, 2011, 11:30:12 PM
the thing i want most is the trilogy vinyl set with all swastikas on all sides. Can anyone confirm how many are out there? I would literally give my left nut for one. Probably my left arm too.
they were for band members only. the guy who sold me my trilogy gave me a bunch of bonus stuff and had a copy that buzz gave him (supposedly they are friends or something). I'm not sure how many, but he tried to sell it on ebay and they took it down as fast as it went up. i guess the selling point of swastikas doesn't go over very well with ebay.
by the way, I am selling my hole collection on ebay right now if anyone is interested, i think 13 lp's (USA, NM, inserts, some in shrink) and 5 7"'s
it's on for a week, you'll know which one it is.
i scored that senile cd at the a the showbox merch !some random dude said they had them hidden ,i asked and walked away with a grail.i love the melvins!
(http://i28.photobucket.com/albums/c206/gshap/buzzy.jpg)
(http://i28.photobucket.com/albums/c206/gshap/downsize.jpg)
what?!?! :)
fetus
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Quote from: glen on January 24, 2011, 09:46:15 AM
(http://i28.photobucket.com/albums/c206/gshap/buzzy.jpg)
(http://i28.photobucket.com/albums/c206/gshap/downsize.jpg)
what?!?! :)
shameless. :lol:
you got one. wave your flag!
:D
I could have had backstage beers, but I wandered off and lost my friend. But she's got every one beat. Free admission to any show, all recordings, and a two week vacation in Hollywood, holed up with buzz, mackie, and joe lally.
Quote from: FART LIPS on January 25, 2011, 01:24:25 PM
I could have had backstage beers, but I wandered off and lost my friend. But she's got every one beat. Free admission to any show, all recordings, and a two week vacation in Hollywood, holed up with buzz, mackie, and joe lally.
FART! I had no idea pinkyslim and yourself were so close.
Quote from: glen on January 25, 2011, 01:45:30 PM
Quote from: FART LIPS on January 25, 2011, 01:24:25 PM
I could have had backstage beers, but I wandered off and lost my friend. But she's got every one beat. Free admission to any show, all recordings, and a two week vacation in Hollywood, holed up with buzz, mackie, and joe lally.
FART! I had no idea pinkyslim and yourself were so close.
Nah not pinky. My friend was much hotter.
no way. ONLY pinkyslim is that close with MELVINS.
Quote from: glen on January 25, 2011, 02:12:48 PM
no way. ONLY pinkyslim is that close with CROM(whoever the fuck that is.).
fixed.
Quote from: FART LIPS on January 25, 2011, 01:24:25 PM
I could have had backstage beers, but I wandered off and lost my friend. But she's got every one beat. Free admission to any show, all recordings, and a two week vacation in Hollywood, holed up with buzz, mackie, and joe lally.
So cool, that beats all.
Don't think Melvins vs Minneapolis was mentioned.
I have the second version (limited to 333 copies). That's really the only truly valuable thing i have in my melvins collection, aside from i guess the Prick LP, which i don't know how rare those are.
Quote from: glen on January 24, 2011, 09:46:15 AM
(http://i28.photobucket.com/albums/c206/gshap/buzzy.jpg)
(http://i28.photobucket.com/albums/c206/gshap/downsize.jpg)
what?!?! :)
Getting this soon. Paying out the arse for it, though.
Quote from: thrashoholic on January 27, 2011, 03:20:02 AM
Getting this soon. Paying out the arse for it, though.
How much, if you don't mind me asking?
Ya
Quote from: thrashoholic on January 27, 2011, 03:20:02 AM
Quote from: glen on January 24, 2011, 09:46:15 AM
(http://i28.photobucket.com/albums/c206/gshap/buzzy.jpg)
(http://i28.photobucket.com/albums/c206/gshap/downsize.jpg)
what?!?! :)
Getting this soon. Paying out the arse for it, though.
Forgive my ignorance -- what is the one on the left? er, the right... er, the black one with the faces...
That's the new re-issue of it. Speak to glen.
http://www.themelvins.net/forum/index.php?topic=14320.0 (http://www.themelvins.net/forum/index.php?topic=14320.0)
This should explain it all.
Crybaby has some competition~~~
Old Ernie says
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Wow, that's an AmRep nut right there.
:love: :love: :love: :love: :love: :love: :love: :love: :love:
Well dope, guns and fuckin A.
How much for the lot?
I know those two test pressings had to hurt the piggybank, but they should be together, well done sir. :lol: