The holy grail

[nothintothenotice]

What are the most coveted of all melvins goodies? They just have so much super rare stuff. I wouldnt even know where to begin.

[>>>JZS<<<]

The obvious stuff:

All 10 Bride LPs
ToraToraTora 4x7"  tour/xmas set
Fetus in jar
CD box set 13xcd letterpress
Meat in can
Doll  (two headed, block & wire)
AmRep 12x7" skull set
8-track
Trilogy 3xLP picture discs
(A) S.A.  deluxe box sets (orange or blue w/comic & buckle)
AmRep Shit sandwich 7"   (no music)
AmRep Spit It Out 7"   (H.O.F. s, not melvins)
TEL AVIV gig poster by EMEK (among other posters)
"Niether here nor there" book Hard Cover/ soft cover
Resin pin/paperweight w/teeth,candy, etc...
AmRep CD box set (not out yet)
(any test pressings)
I want a Buzzo moo moo (washed please) & a Crover kick drum head 

[Jaron]

A piece of gum Buzzo spit on on the sidewalk.
A trimming of Dale's hair.

[jules]

I want a Buzzo moo moo (washed please) & a Crover kick drum head 

We should wear the moo moo, take photos and pass it on LIKE WE USED TO DO with Sniv. Washing before wearing would be prohibited so that by the time it reached the final person, all our DNA would be all over it. Then someone would get in touch with a guy in a white coat and a test tube, involve the Hadron Collider somehow, and find a willing egg. Nine months later, the greatest Melvins fan known to mankind would be born.

[rictus]

I want a Buzzo moo moo (washed please) & a Crover kick drum head 

We should wear the moo moo, take photos and pass it on LIKE WE USED TO DO with Sniv. Washing before wearing would be prohibited so that by the time it reached the final person, all our DNA would be all over it. Then someone would get in touch with a guy in a white coat and a test tube, involve the Hadron Collider somehow, and find a willing egg. Nine months later, the greatest Melvins fan known to mankind would be born.

But what about the mumu curse?

[jules]

I want a Buzzo moo moo (washed please) & a Crover kick drum head

We should wear the moo moo, take photos and pass it on LIKE WE USED TO DO with Sniv. Washing before wearing would be prohibited so that by the time it reached the final person, all our DNA would be all over it. Then someone would get in touch with a guy in a white coat and a test tube, involve the Hadron Collider somehow, and find a willing egg. Nine months later, the greatest Melvins fan known to mankind would be born.

But what about the mumu curse?

The curse (C) would be multiplied by the number of people who wore it cubed (U) and the result transferred into the DNA of the embryo (K). Therefore, the fan-creature produced (F) would BE ABLE to curse at will. Mathematically this would be shown as:

F = UCK

[(((O)))]

 

[pinkyslim]

Sleepy time toy.

[rictus]

I want a Buzzo moo moo (washed please) & a Crover kick drum head

We should wear the moo moo, take photos and pass it on LIKE WE USED TO DO with Sniv. Washing before wearing would be prohibited so that by the time it reached the final person, all our DNA would be all over it. Then someone would get in touch with a guy in a white coat and a test tube, involve the Hadron Collider somehow, and find a willing egg. Nine months later, the greatest Melvins fan known to mankind would be born.

But what about the mumu curse?

The curse (C) would be multiplied by the number of people who wore it cubed (U) and the result transferred into the DNA of the embryo (K). Therefore, the fan-creature produced (F) would BE ABLE to curse at will. Mathematically this would be shown as:

F = UCK

That's all well and good, but we all know that by the time it reaches the last person we'll all be dead. Having lived long full lives and always wondering: "whatever happened to that mumu? Last I remember we sent it to JonE5"

[jules]

 
I hope JonE5's ok. I'm waiting for a newsflash on TV declaring that a plague has descended on New York and no one knows why. Scenes from '28 Snivs Later'.

[nothintothenotice]

the thing i want most is the trilogy vinyl set with all swastikas on all sides. Can anyone confirm how many are out there? I would literally give my left nut for one. Probably my left arm too.

[camaroballa22]

i'd throw in some more lp's

Houdini
Piss-yellow colored eggnog
black colored Stoner Witch
A Senile Animal - Black
Here she comes now/venus in furs 7"
Lysol - First Press - no tape
love canal/someday - pink vinyl
Hurray for me, fuk you

Unfortunately i can only say i own two of those - houdini and the black senile animal

[LebRon Maiden]

i'd throw in some more lp's

Houdini
Piss-yellow colored eggnog
black colored Stoner Witch
A Senile Animal - Black
Here she comes now/venus in furs 7"
Lysol - First Press - no tape
love canal/someday - pink vinyl
Hurray for me, fuk you

Unfortunately i can only say i own two of those - houdini and the black senile animal

The piss Eggnog.  Has anyone ever taken a picture of it?  I only know one person who has said they have seen it.
The love canal is a test pressing.  Here she comes now has been bootlegged to high heaven.  I still don't know why it gets the prices it does.  The Melvins duffle bag with buttons was nice.

[anaconda]

Electroretard vinyl and cassette were limited to 100 each

[jules]

the thing i want most is the trilogy vinyl set with all swastikas on all sides. Can anyone confirm how many are out there? I would literally give my left nut for one. Probably my left arm too.

I seem to remember there were 15 sets, all going to members of the band. Don't quote me, though.