I saw the concert in Berlin last night!
It was awfull!
First of all Fantomas did a great job, and the drummer was unbelievable
BUT...
Then I saw the worst!
Jelly-head Biafra went on stage!I was looking forwart to see Melvins playing live but now I can say there was no Melvins on stage!!!
It was a fat faghead trying to earn some money with absolute bullshit!
And belive it or not he brought his new band(if you can call it a band)formaly known as THE MELVINS!
I AM A BIG FAN OF THE MELVINS but it seems like they got lost in Biafras`asshole!
Are the apartments in Hollywood that expensive that the Melvins had
to earn money with every shit?
God damm it, they should get off this asshole Biafra and start beeing the Melvins again!The band that I love most!!!
Jelvins were definetely the worst this evening. Jello pissed me off. The people who liked Jello pissed me off. Even the Roadie on stage was pissed off by Jello. The poor guy. He had to clean the stage everytime, when this old man threw water around. Because Jello could have slipped on it.
He told us how cool germany is because of our anti-war politics, blah blah blah. Nobody wants to hear this bullshit. Every time he told us his useless anti bush statements buzzz made noise with his guitar. Maybe he don
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Your review cracked me up, but EVERYONE in the Melvins is fat.
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to be honest with you. i thought the jelvins cd was very weak. the only descent song is yuppie cadillac. the melvins didn't put shit into it. generic riffs and jello just doesn't seem to have it anymore.
honestly, during the concert when I saw the Jelvins I thought this is the end
of everything!
I felt like the coolest band on planet earth turnt into a piece of boring shit!
Seeing this is as boring as watching trees growing!
If they keep on doing such nonsense I promise the next gig they play before
a concert of good charlotte!
Where is God when you need him???
calm down and start to realize that your opinion is not the end of all things, my young jedy.
when you want to critizies someone, try to find better arguments than:
"It was a fat faghead trying to earn some money with absolute bullshit", or
"Are the apartments in Hollywood that expensive that the Melvins had to earn money with every shit?"
If "Jelly" would have wanted earn money with every shit, he had'nd object the reunion of the dead kennedys and such things like selling "holiday in cambodia" for a LEVIS advertising spot.
If I see Biafra walking around in front of my car I would not even know the word breaks!!! I would try a burn-out on his fuckin`face!
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sorry, but this arguments seem that they were written from a 5 year old child.
it is a fortune, that people like jello and and the melvins rise above small minded fellows like you
Quote from: Fantomastrocalm down and start to realize that your opinion is not the end of all things, my young jedy.
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hello guys,
i saw the jelvins show on the 21. in Saarbruecken i was really diassapoint.
Firts of all we drive 450 Kilometers from bavaria in my little,old Fiat Uno (without Airconditioner). Than we must paid 26 Euros for a Ticket. 26EUROS. FUCK. (i was yesterday in Lindau and paid for Misfits Concert only 15 Euros!)
Fantomas was real good. They play loud and weird. But than come the Jelvins. Jello run over stage, dressed as a american Policeman, and made stupid faces. Than he always talk about the american and german Polition.
no one really understands what he say but the crowd are screaming when he say. Fuck Bush or everything else. At the end my friend an i hoped that the Melvins played 2 or 3 melvinssongs without Jello, but no way.
In the next moring i checked out some Recordsstore in Saarbruecken and in one I meet Jello. He bought nearly 15 LPs over 150 Euro. He bought GermanPunkrock, Jazz and other bullshit.
Im sure i never go to a jelvins concert again.
(sorry for my Bullshit english)
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hello german folks,
unfortunately, I haven't seen the concert. But I like the Jelvins album and I like Jello.
It's not my favorite melvins album, but I think, it's the best thing jello did after the dead kennedys.
I can respect, if someone don't like the album, or this gig.
Maybe his phatomime-like acting, dramaticaly singing, and politicaly lyrics is not everyones cup of tea, but he did that since the dead kennedys and it's one thing that makes him special
Anyway, I haven't seen the concert and maybe I would'nt have liked it for some reasons too. But that's no reason arguing that weak, like: "If I see Biafra walking around in front of my car I would not even know the word breaks!!! I would try a burn-out on his fuckin`face! I HATE BIAFRA AND EVERYTHING THAT HAS TO DO WITH HIM!!!
Don't get me wrong. It doesn't hurt me, but I find it very weak and immature.
I don't think that the Melvins need such fans
This is the best thread ever.
meryl`sdrummer, I stole a quote for my signature. I hope that's ok :) I'll take it off otherwise. I agree. This Jello crap needs to stop!
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Allright, I have found many of the previous posts pretty damn funny in reference to not liking Biafra, blah, blah, blah. BUT, I have to say that I saw the Melvins and Biafra two nights in a row in Seattle over New Years 2005. The show KICKED MAJOR ASS. I know this will sound disturbing to you naysayers out there, and I admit that I am NOT a big Jello fan. BUT, the shows were very good and they played HARD. I have been following the Melvins since '85 and I have to say that they always change and have created many different kinds of music over the years, some of which has not been exactly popular, BUT ironically THAT music seems to be the music most favored by the members of the band. Everyone has their own musical tastes and I CERTAINLY understand why you might think Jello is screwing around with your favorite band where he shouldn't belong. Every band has bad nights for one reason or another, but the Biafra Melvins shows I saw were sweet. David Scott Stone and Adam Jones were there backing up Buzzo. Dale was as great as ever, I don't think he has ever had a bad show, he would play his heart out even if the crowd was 20 people. I've seen it. This band is the fucking greatest and I hope they find a new bassist who will bring them to the next chapter. AND Yeah I do prefer the Melvins themselves, non-colloborating; but WTF :evil: ........enough of my bullcrap.
Okay my facts why I hate Jello!!
the sound of his voice is making me sick
his political ambitions-everyone can have one- and his doing to make everyone thinking the same are pissing me off!
Sorry but I think political speeches doesn`t belong to a melvins concert!!
If I would hear some I go to see U2!
The first song sounded like the last song and everything between!!!It was a boring punk-concert!
Jello was acting around like an idiot and his movement reminds me of Joe Cocker and Joe definetly doesn`t belong to a Melvins concert!
Besides the stupid doings of Jellyhead nothing makes me think I`m watching
a concert! No Melvin seems to be in the music! I was watching a worse one-man-show with some backround-musicans that definetly suck!!!
Oh and by the way I`m 5 years old drove with 9 hummers at once to a concert at pm 9 o
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Don't get me wrong. It doesn't hurt me, but I find it very weak and immature.
I don't think that the Melvins need such fans
So und nu pass ma auf!!!
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Die Melvins brauchen so `nen Fan wie mich also nicht, hee?!
Also ich bezahle ihre Alben ich bezahle ihre Show-tickets und wie man lesen konnte, DUUU JAAAAAWOHL NICH, ODERWAS??!!!!!!
DA KANN WOHL EINER NICHT WIRKLICH MITREDEN,DENN DU BEFINDEST DICH IN DER RUBRIK"Show-reviews" und du warst bei keiner dieser Tour!!
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Quote from: meryl`sdrummerOkay my facts why I hate Jello!!
the sound of his voice is making me sick
I love his voice, one of the most characteristic voices I have ever heard.
Quotehis political ambitions-everyone can have one- and his doing to make everyone thinking the same are pissing me off!
He has been doing that for about 25 years now, you should have known better.
QuoteSorry but I think political speeches doesn`t belong to a melvins concert!!
Well, you weren't at a Melvins concert. I hope you were aware of that before you got your ticket.
QuoteIf I would hear some I go to see U2!
I have no idea what Bono is like on stage these days but AFAIK he has never been as extreme as Jello, if he is politically active on stage at all. Not too sure about this one though.
QuoteJello was acting around like an idiot and his movement reminds me of Joe Cocker and Joe definetly doesn`t belong to a Melvins concert!
Hey, that's Jello's own style man! Check it out yourself: http://www.volumeone.com/manchild/images/stagepersonas.jpg .
Yes and as you recognize all I hate belongs to Jello as you'd explained- so I hate Jello!
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Don't get me wrong. It doesn't hurt me, but I find it very weak and immature.
I don't think that the Melvins need such fans
So und nu pass ma auf!!!
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Die Melvins brauchen so `nen Fan wie mich also nicht, hee?!
Also ich bezahle ihre Alben ich bezahle ihre Show-tickets und wie man lesen konnte, DUUU JAAAAAWOHL NICH, ODERWAS??!!!!!!
DA KANN WOHL EINER NICHT WIRKLICH MITREDEN,DENN DU BEFINDEST DICH IN DER RUBRIK"Show-reviews" und du warst bei keiner dieser Tour!!
Pssssssssssssssssssssssttttttttttttttttttt!!!!!!!!
sorry english readers
explicit lyrics!Sooo, dann pass du mal auf!!!
Wenns dir nur darum geht den Melvins Geld in den Arsch zu stecken, dann kann ich sagen, dass sie dich nicht wirklich brauchen.
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Quote from: meryl`sdrummerYes and as you recognize all I hate belongs to Jello as you'd explained- so I hate Jello!
Then don't visit his concerts after which you come to this board to talk nothing but bullshit.
hahaha, i almost fell out of my chair laughing at at that "joe cocker" comment!
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Not to mention how useful buckets (especially those that are zinc-plated) truly are.
I repeat: :lol:
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Sooo, dann pass du mal auf!!!...
JA JA-Arschlecken-schieb dir den Klops doch sonstwo hin!
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Sooo, dann pass du mal auf!!!...
JA JA-Arschlecken-schieb dir den Klops doch sonstwo hin!
This is some hilarious shit. "I don't know breaks if Jelly in front of mine car!". I saw them in San Fran on new years eve for their first show and they were'nt bad. He had a lot of nerve saying what he said about Joe Strummer though, the Clash were many times better than DK as far as I'm concerned, much more original anyway. It was funny when he took a stage dive and people had trouble holding his fat ass up though. Then he says,"It's normally not that complicated." Meaning it took the crowd a while to get him back up on the stage. Call Jenny Craig Jello, than it won't be so complicated!
I just try to forget the Jelvins show and better remind myself on this great Fant
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High there..!! hey! I went to both of those shows in seattle too. They were fucking awesome. i think having Adam Jones on second guitar is what put the shows over the top.
The band was so good those nights that jello iddn't detract from the music at all, in fact his whole shtick was kind of light comedy in my mind.
Which makes me smile thinking about what buzzo relly thinks about the whole thing.
i totally understand people being turned off by jello's rants. really those are excruciatingly painful. But the band was so damn good....
What a bonus if you don't understand English and you took 2 hits of acid....
are people throwing shit at jello - cuz Buzzo will prob'ly walk off when that happens. Don't piss him off.
And yes - Buzzo is just making a living.
Jello - he's getting one last chance to take his shtick around the world.
people that are going - just try to enjoy!
If its any consolation, from what I've read, Jello Biafra wrote most of the music for the Melvins/Jello release. I cant stand Jello Biafra. I have all the Lard releases though. For the music. I gotta say I didnt care for this release.
The last really good thing he did was the collab with NoMeansNo.
Tumor Circus was good if you were a Steelpole Bathtub fan.
I am Elmer Jello Biafra
Millionaire
I own a mansion and a yacht
personally, i thought the first jelvins album was ok. it had a couple of decent songs, but his voice gets annoying (my opinion) after awhile. i haven't heard the second album yet.
and.. to the person who started this thread (i forgot your name, fancypants): did you go to a jelvins concert expecting only melvins songs? i don't think jelvins are better than the regular melvins stuff, but it sure as hell wouldn't be the worst concert i've been to. i'm not even gonna start listing all those crap bands we got out there.. :)
the new CD is really good, people need to have an open mind with this whole jello phase - I don't understand all the haters at all...
if you think its crap, its not like you have to go to the concert
Jello is a polarizing force. You either love him or hate the living shit out of him. I kind of like his voice. It's really nostalgic, takes me back to high school.
Jello is an Icon, he has the same integrity as Melvins. Together they are dynamite.
Dieses war ein Melvins-/Jellokonzert, nicht ein Konzert Melvins. Es kann nicht als das irgendwie normaler sein.
i think jello is a total retard, especially politically, but i'd still go to a jelvins show in a heartbeat. just stand in front of buzz's amps and you'll never hear anything else. ever again for that matter.
Quote from: FART LIPS on April 09, 2006, 05:06:18 PM
i think jello is a total retard, especially politically, but i'd still go to a jelvins show in a heartbeat. just stand in front of buzz's amps and you'll never hear anything else. ever again for that matter.
Indeed!
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haha, true.
Everytime I look at Mop's new avatar I feel just a wee bit gayer! :shock: :P
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Everytime I look at Mop's new avatar I feel just a wee bit gayer!
Quote from: meryl`sdrummer on June 24, 2005, 01:12:17 AM
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Your review cracked me up, but EVERYONE in the Melvins is fat.
They should put every kilo into Melvinsmusic and I
that even reads like its a mad man in a dark street with a knife threatening you.
JELLO RULES YA PISH BONEHEADS! IF YOU DISAGREE....................YOU'VE BEEN SKULL FUCKED ONE TO MANY TIMES BY A DONKEYS DIDDLE! ALSO IF YOU CAN'T STAND HIS VOCAL..........................FUCKIN GOOD! I HOPE IT SENDS YOU FUCKIN BONKAS! GO BACK TO LISTENING TO YOUR FUCKIN COOKIE MONSTER IMPERSONATORS :x OH YEAH ALMOST FORGOT.......................................FUCK YOU PISH FUCKIN RADGES! :cheers: JELLO RULES, MELVINS RULE, MINISTRY RULE........COOKIE MONSTER VOCAL IMPERSONATORS SUCK DONKEY DIDDLES! 8)