It's like having a sandpaperey, bellowing ogre rub your genitals to violent climax.
Uh...:shock:
Depending on the album, it runs the gamut of feelings, except sadness. No sadness involved at all.
It's like a spider climbing in your ears and planting mind-bombs on your brain
feels like happy
Quote from: anaconda on May 26, 2007, 02:33:56 PM
It's like a spider climbing in your ears and planting mind-bombs on your brain
=D>
Very much like sitting in a junkyard on a moonless night around a hobo campfire whilst both terrifying stories and comical anecdotes are swapped.
Like being beaten about the upper body with the sweetest plank you ever tasted.
its like an early sunday sunrise in the fall while being covered in cough syrup.
I take it back, there is sadness involved...when the album ends!
Quote from: Joe Deutrom on May 26, 2007, 07:04:40 PM
I take it back, there is sadness involved...when the album ends!
..or when Biafra is involved.
Quote from: Buick GN on May 26, 2007, 08:47:28 PM
Quote from: Joe Deutrom on May 26, 2007, 07:04:40 PM
I take it back, there is sadness involved...when the album ends!
..or when Biafra is involved.
http://www.themelvins.net/forum/index.php?topic=3361.0
"Then I saw the worst!
Jelly-head Biafra went on stage!I was looking forwart to see Melvins playing live but now I can say there was no Melvins on stage!!!
It was a fat head trying to earn some money with absolute bullshit!
And belive it or not he brought his new band(if you can call it a band)formaly known as THE MELVINS!
I AM A BIG FAN OF THE MELVINS but it seems like they got lost in Biafras`asshole!" -meryl
:lol:
=D>
Nothing metaphysical at all.
Quote from: bUTTHOLEmAN on May 26, 2007, 09:48:51 PM
Quote from: Buick GN on May 26, 2007, 08:47:28 PM
Quote from: Joe Deutrom on May 26, 2007, 07:04:40 PM
I take it back, there is sadness involved...when the album ends!
..or when Biafra is involved.
http://www.themelvins.net/forum/index.php?topic=3361.0
"Then I saw the worst!
Jelly-head Biafra went on stage!I was looking forwart to see Melvins playing live but now I can say there was no Melvins on stage!!!
It was a fat head trying to earn some money with absolute bullshit!
And belive it or not he brought his new band(if you can call it a band)formaly known as THE MELVINS!
I AM A BIG FAN OF THE MELVINS but it seems like they got lost in Biafras`asshole!" -meryl
:lol:
I remember this thread like it happened yesterday.
teh sex
grinding your teeth and emitting heat rays from your eyes and hearing the sounds combine in a very 50's sci fi distorted television way
like taking a beating from a gang of thugs armed with baseballbats or being runned over by a bulldozer or having your limbs sawed of, but instead of hurting it feals really goood
eating cupcakes dressed as a clown.
Quote from: mopafeena on May 28, 2007, 04:58:45 AM
eating cupcakes dressed as a clown.
haha, that's the best.
Getting beard-burn from Ritchie Goodtimes.
like having sex with your sister!!
Quote from: anaconda on May 28, 2007, 10:40:23 AM
like having sex with your sister!!
Both of your sisters.
I feel glad, happy, positively angry, tense, joyful, impressed, psyched.... Melvins hits a nerve that no other bands has ever hit. Did that make sence?
Yes
Feels like taking a fresh, spring-time deuce.
like leaking kool-aid out of your butt.
Quote from: FART LIPS on May 29, 2007, 09:56:46 PM
like leaking kool-aid out of your butt.
what flavor?
fart,
you work with carcasses and you turn them into cuts of meat, various products derived
from slicing different tissues and organs. What a crazy job man, tell me what it's like.
after many years of doing it does it become like slicing cheese, or bread
or any other random product? or does it always stay with you that you're
working with the body of a once living creature.
Quote from: Schnabster on May 29, 2007, 02:44:33 AM
I feel glad, happy, positively angry, tense, joyful, impressed, psyched.... Melvins hits a nerve that no other bands has ever hit. Did that make sence?
that's it
those picture's scare me,
i mean, they really do and im not a young man
i'm normally pro obscenity
thanks to you ive changed
what are they from by the way?
i do like the cake eating clown analogy, reminds me of that classic first bungle artwork
If its, say, (A)SA, then it feels like I'm running alongside a thundering frieght train, I'm barely keeping up but I'm oddly not out of breath.
If its, say, Bullhead or Lysol, then it feels like I'm being slowly crushed by a mossy boulder rolling at 1/48 mph.
-al27
Quote from: dijk cheese on May 30, 2007, 11:57:11 AM
Quote from: Schnabster on May 29, 2007, 02:44:33 AM
I feel glad, happy, positively angry, tense, joyful, impressed, psyched.... Melvins hits a nerve that no other bands has ever hit. Did that make sence?
that's it
those picture's scare me,
i mean, they really do and im not a young man
i'm normally pro obscenity
thanks to you ive changed
what are they from by the way?
i do like the cake eating clown analogy, reminds me of that classic first bungle artwork
I haven`t seen the movie, but the pics are from a sequence of the cult-movie "Battleship Potemkin" (1925), that shows a massacre that in reality did not find place on the Potemkin Stairs, but in a neighbouring street.
During this sequence, you will see a man-woman that Schnabsters been taking stills of:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uhorCbDuDQ4&mode=related&search=
Here you have the legendary pram scene:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W5mtaQm5lSI&mode=related&search=
(http://img514.imageshack.us/img514/975/pramup0.jpg)
Sick as I am, I find it both scary and somewhat funny. Not the incident, that was tragic, but the faces of the actors, and the theatrical way of falling down.
More or less the whole movie:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XRmw0Ur9_NI&mode=related&search= (part 1)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AT1uf2RP9LQ&mode=related&search= (part 2)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=al1404IMWeU&mode=related&search= (part 3)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YgIgA4G5zag&mode=related&search= (part 4)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FEnmBIzlrCs&mode=related&search= (part 5)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=51yPB-lD3mM&mode=related&search= (part 6)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x1oWuCO4YBU&mode=related&search= (part 7)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zNJYYGSmni8&mode=related&search= (part 8 )
Not really sure how to describe the feeling, but it definitely smells like teen spirit.
Quote from: Buick GN on May 26, 2007, 08:47:28 PM
Quote from: Joe Deutrom on May 26, 2007, 07:04:40 PM
I take it back, there is sadness involved...when the album ends!
..or when Biafra is involved.
HA!!! AGREED!