Listening to The Melvins feels like:

Started by Dr. Grimes, May 26, 2007, 01:29:14 PM

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Dr. Grimes

It's like having a sandpaperey, bellowing ogre rub your genitals to violent climax.

Mad Arab

Uh...:shock:

Depending on the album, it runs the gamut of feelings, except sadness. No sadness involved at all.

anaconda

It's like a spider climbing in your ears and planting mind-bombs on your brain

Idlehanz


bUTTHOLEmAN

Quote from: anaconda on May 26, 2007, 02:33:56 PM
It's like a spider climbing in your ears and planting mind-bombs on your brain
=D>
if you CALL ME ON MY CELLY
i'll LET YOU RUB ME BELLY!


"I can push over twelve year old girls easy." - Fart
kill yr idols
emperors wear no clothes
"We don't have alot of information right now, but for all we know monkeys might fly out of my butt"- rictus

AaronNi

Very much like sitting in a junkyard on a moonless night around a hobo campfire whilst both terrifying stories and comical anecdotes are swapped.
Earth first, make Mars our bitch!

Dr. Grimes

Like being beaten about the upper body with the sweetest plank you ever tasted.

FartLips

its like an early sunday sunrise in the fall while being covered in cough syrup.
Judy is mad.🤣

Mad Arab

I take it back, there is sadness involved...when the album ends!

Buick GN

Quote from: Joe Deutrom on May 26, 2007, 07:04:40 PM
I take it back, there is sadness involved...when the album ends!

..or when Biafra is involved.

bUTTHOLEmAN

Quote from: Buick GN on May 26, 2007, 08:47:28 PM
Quote from: Joe Deutrom on May 26, 2007, 07:04:40 PM
I take it back, there is sadness involved...when the album ends!

..or when Biafra is involved.
http://www.themelvins.net/forum/index.php?topic=3361.0

"Then I saw the worst!

Jelly-head Biafra went on stage!I was looking forwart to see Melvins playing live but now I can say there was no Melvins on stage!!!
It was a fat head trying to earn some money with absolute bullshit!
And belive it or not he brought his new band(if you can call it a band)formaly known as THE MELVINS!
I AM A BIG FAN OF THE MELVINS but it seems like they got lost in Biafras`asshole!" -meryl

:lol:
if you CALL ME ON MY CELLY
i'll LET YOU RUB ME BELLY!


"I can push over twelve year old girls easy." - Fart
kill yr idols
emperors wear no clothes
"We don't have alot of information right now, but for all we know monkeys might fly out of my butt"- rictus


norecess


GrimReaper

Quote from: bUTTHOLEmAN on May 26, 2007, 09:48:51 PM
Quote from: Buick GN on May 26, 2007, 08:47:28 PM
Quote from: Joe Deutrom on May 26, 2007, 07:04:40 PM
I take it back, there is sadness involved...when the album ends!

..or when Biafra is involved.
http://www.themelvins.net/forum/index.php?topic=3361.0

"Then I saw the worst!

Jelly-head Biafra went on stage!I was looking forwart to see Melvins playing live but now I can say there was no Melvins on stage!!!
It was a fat head trying to earn some money with absolute bullshit!
And belive it or not he brought his new band(if you can call it a band)formaly known as THE MELVINS!
I AM A BIG FAN OF THE MELVINS but it seems like they got lost in Biafras`asshole!" -meryl

:lol:

I remember this thread like it happened yesterday.