HOLY FUCKING SHIT PLEASE READ!!

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FartLips

Quote from: Idlehanz on March 11, 2007, 02:57:30 PM
Hopefully he doesn't trip on the way to the mailbox, they tape goes flying, and lands under a neighbors lawnmower, flying apart in a cloud of grass, plastic, and dirt. 

This would all happen in slow motion too.......with a big long 'Nooooooooooooooooooooooohhh'

hopefully not :D
yeah, i can't keep this interview thing going on forever, you know.
Judy is mad.🤣

Idlehanz

Quote from: FART LIPS on March 11, 2007, 03:02:05 PM
Quote from: Idlehanz on March 11, 2007, 02:57:30 PM
Hopefully he doesn't trip on the way to the mailbox, they tape goes flying, and lands under a neighbors lawnmower, flying apart in a cloud of grass, plastic, and dirt. 

This would all happen in slow motion too.......with a big long 'Nooooooooooooooooooooooohhh'

hopefully not :D
yeah, i can't keep this interview thing going on forever, you know.

You'll find a way I'm sure.

Vcavallo

you all keep posting these stories about how the tape is going to be destroyed or vanish and it really scares me to let it out of my sight
Vinney "only takes 15 years to make good on his promises" Cavallo

mopafeena

Quote from: Vcavallo on March 11, 2007, 09:43:38 PM
you all keep posting these stories about how the tape is going to be destroyed or vanish and it really scares me to let it out of my sight

Now look what you've all done!  :lol:
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glen

"Glen. You can totally go fuck yourself. I have no idea who you are and I really don't care." - Richie Goodtimes

Glen. You can totally go fuck yourself. I have no idea who you are and I really don't care.
(signed) MAYNARD  JAMES  KEENAN

Schnabster

The question is when will some board-member/s make the song "HOLY FUCKING SHIT PLEASE READ!", and post it for our pleasure?

What about this for a refrain:

HOLY FUCKING SHIT PLEASE READ!
interview, interview!
HOLY FUCKING SHIT PLEASE READ!
interview, interview!
HOLY FUCKING SHIT PLEASE READ!
IIIIIIIIIIIIINTERVIEEEEEEEEEW!!!

I hear some staccato Mike Patton-vocals on this one.

thor

I never got a copy of the tape to edit. I dont know whether Vinny sent it or not. Not even a message saying "hey, I never sent the tape, sorry."
Bass player, recording engineer, Melvins superfan

Chad Ghostal

I think there was a misunderstanding. The interview was conducted with King Bizzo of The Nelvins who hail from Bizarro World.

mopafeena

Quote from: Chad Ghostal on March 12, 2007, 08:50:27 PM
I think there was a misunderstanding. The interview was conducted with King Bizzo of The Nelvins who hail from Bizarro World.

Oh! Now it all makes sense.  :wink:
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bUTTHOLEmAN

HOnestly, when this interview comes out, even Fartlips is going to be lackluster in watching it.  " So King buzz, huh huh, (I totally can't believe you're here! huh huh ) So, what surprises do you have for us on the upcoming tour?  KB: Oh, it's gonna be swell!  Jello says he's going to do a few shows with us. 
Wowzers, that's cool King B!  So, what albums are you listening to on your ipod?  KB: Ipod?!? I don't even have that?!  Just cds for me! 
Ah ha, okay gotchoo.  So, how's Kevin doing? etc...
:P
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i'll LET YOU RUB ME BELLY!


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FartLips

Quote from: mopafeena on March 12, 2007, 09:44:34 PM
Quote from: Chad Ghostal on March 12, 2007, 08:50:27 PM
I think there was a misunderstanding. The interview was conducted with King Bizzo of The Nelvins who hail from Bizarro World.

Oh! Now it all makes sense.  :wink:
is that where bizarro bike is from?
Judy is mad.🤣

CaptainPungent


Mad Arab

Quote from: bUTTHOLEmAN on March 12, 2007, 10:03:51 PM
HOnestly, when this interview comes out, even Fartlips is going to be lackluster in watching it.  " So King buzz, huh huh, (I totally can't believe you're here! huh huh ) So, what surprises do you have for us on the upcoming tour?  KB: Oh, it's gonna be swell!  Jello says he's going to do a few shows with us. 
Wowzers, that's cool King B!  So, what albums are you listening to on your ipod?  KB: Ipod?!? I don't even have that?!  Just cds for me! 
Ah ha, okay gotchoo.  So, how's Kevin doing? etc...
:P

LOL

Vcavallo

Quote from: bUTTHOLEmAN on March 12, 2007, 10:03:51 PMSo, what albums are you listening to on your ipod?  KB: Ipod?!? I don't even have that?!  Just cds for me!

he has an ipod and he loves it

:wink: :?
Vinney "only takes 15 years to make good on his promises" Cavallo

bUTTHOLEmAN

if you CALL ME ON MY CELLY
i'll LET YOU RUB ME BELLY!


"I can push over twelve year old girls easy." - Fart
kill yr idols
emperors wear no clothes
"We don't have alot of information right now, but for all we know monkeys might fly out of my butt"- rictus