does anyone have their own Melvins story?

[grays harbor mafia]

Hell yeah, at least take it to one show...that would be bad ass!!!

[bUTTHOLEmAN]

i got access to a full on shop with all the goodies, a lift and any tool imaginable..we should get that beast running and follow em around on the next tour.. Just do like the west coast.... I could get it running sound pretty easily im sure.. those vans are pretty common we could get an engine for cheap..I'll pitch in to get that thing on the road and provide a the shop to do the work in.. Its my grandpas shop at his house so we could store it there  until its done while we are working on it

it would be funny to see their expressions if they were walking down some l.a. street and the van just drove by.

I was driving down a street near Costa Mesa when I saw Buzz walking down the street.  Staring at him, I gently rolled into the van infront of me at roughly three miles an hour.  Buzz looked over and then looked back.  Luckily the people in the van were nice and said not to worry about it.

[Dranas]

I just had a Melvins experience.  I was eating dinner at a bar in Las Vegas and some old guy asked if my shirt said the Melvins.   I was wearing my eggnog shirt and told him indeed it was the Melvins.  Anyways, he said that Buzzie Osborne was his nephew.  He seemed pretty drunk and I did not really know what to say to him.  He muttered something about his name being Rick (or something like that) and that his sister was the mom of Buzz.  He looked at my shirt one last time and said, yep, Eggnog.

[w a s s a k a]

dude

that would be so weird and random


but thats hilarious

[bUTTHOLEmAN]

I just had a Melvins experience.  I was eating dinner at a bar in Las Vegas and some old guy asked if my shirt said the Melvins.   I was wearing my eggnog shirt and told him indeed it was the Melvins.  Anyways, he said that Buzzie Osborne was his nephew.  He seemed pretty drunk and I did not really know what to say to him.  He muttered something about his name being Rick (or something like that) and that his sister was the mom of Buzz.  He looked at my shirt one last time and said, yep, Eggnog.