Ever get in a fight because of the Melvins?

[morganEVANS]

I can think of a few. They opened for Tool in Poughkeepsie and I'd had a bunch of beer. They were playing "Tipping The Lion" I think and some dumb ass meathead that was literally 100 times bugger than me is yelling "TOOL!" over and over, which usually happens at Tool shows because while they are a great band a lot of their fans are fucking dorks when it comes to respecting opening bands. So I weighed about 135 lbs then and yelled at the guy and called him a faggot and punched him (bad idea), and they started playing "Honey Bucket" the truncated live version that they did for awhile, and this guy starts pounding on me and my friend Ratty Mice gets there just then and slams into us and everyone started cracking up, so it ended well but...stupid fucking jock! Then another time "Joan Of Arc" was playing at my friends house and we had drunk a lot of rum and I picked someone up and threw them at a wall but it was this guys girlfriend, I guess, and he wanted to fight but she knew we were blacked out. Oh well...

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I saw a fight happen cause of king buzzo...
@ the Fantomas/Melt BAnana show at the metro, toward the end of the show...some drunk goofballs were yelling "king buzzo is a faggot!" and calling him a "fatass, wimp, etc."   some little dude I was standing next to tapped one of the guys on the shoulder and said "king buzzo could kick your ass!"  well these guys just chuckled - and this dude just barreled into this bigger guy.  and they both sort of collapsed to the floor - at this point I sort of gently moved over and around cause Fantomas was right in the middle of the cover of "Chariot Choogle " and this was much more important to me @ the time.    

[Galvano]

I can think of a few. They opened for Tool in Poughkeepsie and I'd had a bunch of beer. They were playing "Tipping The Lion" I think and some dumb ass meathead that was literally 100 times bugger than me is yelling "TOOL!" over and over, which usually happens at Tool shows because while they are a great band a lot of their fans are fucking dorks when it comes to respecting opening bands. So I weighed about 135 lbs then and yelled at the guy and called him a faggot and punched him (bad idea), and they started playing "Honey Bucket" the truncated live version that they did for awhile, and this guy starts pounding on me and my friend Ratty Mice gets there just then and slams into us and everyone started cracking up, so it ended well but...stupid fucking jock! Then another time "Joan Of Arc" was playing at my friends house and we had drunk a lot of rum and I picked someone up and threw them at a wall but it was this guys girlfriend, I guess, and he wanted to fight but she knew we were blacked out. Oh well...

Sounds like you enjoy fighting.

[Kurva]

could someone tell me why would some guy come up to a fant

[TosT]

yup, this one time, i kicked the shit out of my mom because she didn't like the "noise"(melvins) i was listening to...
beat. her. down.
mmm-hmm.

[morganEVANS]

i don't enjoy fighting really. one was when i was a teenager and everything else is just drunken wrestling. I've been in like 2 fights in my whole life. lol.

[roman.pig.iron]

Ratty Mice. That's funny!
.r.p.i

<snip>my friend Ratty Mice gets there just then <snip>

[Pringles]

Me not even once.

But my girlffriend keept argued that Melvins sucked and Nirvana was better. I made her listen some Gluey porch and Stoner witch and H.A.T, but she still said it sucked. I was upset that she kept making fun of how the Melvins sucked. 

And then, one day, I forgot my Maggot cd in her portable cd-player. She tought she had Nirvana in it, so she went out with her cd-player and when she came back, she didnt said a word. One week later, she still had Maggot in her portable player and she just listened to that on and on and on.  Now she like the Melvins.       
Funny isnt it.
I think some people cant like the melvins the first time they hear it. They must get used to it before.

[morganEVANS]

ratt mice=Matt Rice

Melvins liking: you know, a good test of wether anyone is worth your time or not as a potential mate is if they can handle your Melvins fandom. Exceptions like yours above Pringles can be made for those who are converted through gradual exposure (heh ...exposure) though there are many who never understand. Ex: My friend was dating this fucking mohawk girl with bad tatoos and it turns out now that a lot of time has passed she has ended up a nice person but when she was with him she hated on him for liking Melvins and Clutch because it wasn't like, i dunno, Sham 69 or some shit that happened 800 years before she was an embryo. I said ,"she doesn't like my two fave bands, as your bro I'm telling you, she's sketchy." And she ended up fucking his friend while he was passed out. 'Nuff said.

[FartLips]

with my wife, all the time.

[Ozma]

with my wife, all the time.

who wins ?  

[Kurva]

i hit a guy only once
i was about 10, and he was taunting me in the school all the time
one time those bastards come up to me, they were like 6 or something around me, so i had this anger in me so i just introduce his face with my hand
he fell (and had a fine... yknow that thing purple thing around his eye ) and all those guys werent distrubing me from that point
funny huh?

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I volunteered my face as a punching bag once, but I don't cout it as one of my fights.

[FartLips]

with my wife, all the time.

who wins ?  

who do you think?

[blacksanta]

I have the Melvins fanclub shirt which says "We Hate You All" on the back. I have never been fucked with but I don't wear it to bars. There have been many times when I was wearing it while standing in line and I prayed to God that the drunk fucker behind me doesn't want to start some shit.