Melvins, Opera House in Toronto Sept 1/2010

[Dumpster D]

anyone interested in a good analog bootleg of this show will drop me a personal e-mail...anyway, I got it if you want it.

cassette or 8-track format only, by special request...and I'll do my best for an unoficial cover sleeve.

but fuck the opera house.

fuck the toronto croud...fuck waiting around too long with no clue...fuck the fat ass meat-head bouncers...

fuck the rental drum kits..and fuck the dual half-stack...I wanted sunn beta leads and pre-amps with extra 15'' speakers..

BUZZ IS A FUCKING HARD CORE PRO...broke a sting just before night goat and had his aluminum guitar back in action in a bout 1 minute flat...that was the shit!


I saw some of the sound check and It sounded nice!!!!

missed you conds....I almost got knocked out looking for you bro~

and Jesus, Torono, if  the melvins don't want to come back for another 10 years...NO WONDER~

I know how they feel, AND THE BEST was seeing the wounded Kurt cobain looking kid in the NIrvana shirt hanging out by the tour van before the show, I asked all them guys for a lighter, and no one had one...but yeah...I must say....WALSBY...was right about that one constant.

they played the theme from the great escape, or maybe even hogan's heroes...

I wish I could escape.

I loved the de-tuned digital delay bass...slash...huge dueling drum solo finale!!!!

but yeah, they totally razz the fans by singing okee from muskogee...

cuz they know what a bunch of worthless long-haired flower people...makes up the majority of the fan-base.

I dig.


...oh yeah, Greg, Thanks for the business card, lol..always going to have you talking right over the last 3 minutes of the set

thanks for being on my bootleg tape..it's forever going to be preserved now in drunken posterity..I was lost in a haze of bong smoke before I even had breakfast so yeah the show was pretty special...I was happy to catch some of the sound check, the whole place was abandoned till about just near dark so I don't understand how I missed the Conds'.

but met up with a ton of people before and after the show and y'know it was really good all in all, please don't get me all wrong.

watching the soundcheck made me realize what bullshit everything else in music is today...and yeah, YET AGAIN THE MELVINS MADE UP FOR NO OPENING BAND, I gotta say it's a real treat to see these guys play BOTTOM LINE!

I'm always impressed how they will never stop rocking on.

they HAD TO have played a few extras...for sure...I'm guessing they opening band deaked out...and no one told anyone what the fuck was going on for two sweaty hours of bareyl being able to fucking breathe...they needed to turn on the butt-ramming AC god dammit!

someone could have at least y'know, said something or whatever???

I'm sad it was a last minute booking and I guess the melvins totally never give a crap regardless, gotta salute em for all they do!

hope the rest of the tour went off without a hitch like this freakshow.

you could barely breathe in that place.

the opera house is pretty much in need of better management if you ask a repeat customer like me.
I suppose I just wasn't looking forward to going back there.

Hail melvins, LONG LIVE THE KING!

[Dumpster D]

oh one more thing, the dude in the crowd in cond's photo wearing the white melvins shirt looking right into the camera is JER from Jerry can, now singing for SInsister trailer park magic, it's him and his two other brothers...with TAV the other guitar player....the dude with the glasses to the right  I think is my ex's new victim,..and she was talking with Jer before the show....I played a show on queens street with those guys and Tugnut a long time ago...and It irks me that My ex has huge chick wood for this guy even though he's already got a wonderfull girlfriend and daughter...aw it's such greasyness to me....it stinks.


I know too much anyway....*shakes head* so give me your best shot then guys?

the melvins have already put me on a different plane of existance..there work is done.



I, and conda will soon be running wild wild and free.....like a pack of wild cyotes.

and I will take a nice chunk out of all your  shoulders!!!

cider or not!

AwooooOOOOooooo!~  

[black stallion]

saw my ex there with some other fucking dildo...Christine, you're a sociopath, get a life.

quit stalking me at rock concerts...you liked adam ant and the fucking shannon hoon trainwreck befor you met me.

[norecess]

oh one more thing, the dude in the crowd in cond's photo wearing the white melvins shirt looking right into the camera is JER from Jerry can, now singing for SInsister trailer park magic, it's him and his two other brothers...with TAV the other guitar player...

no way? thanks for clearing that up, i thought he looked kind of  familiar.

[DCGod]

Dumpster D kickin' it analog!  Can you really make 8-tracks still?

[rictus]

but yeah, they totally razz the fans by singing okee from muskogee...

cuz they know what a bunch of worthless long-haired flower people...makes up the majority of the fan-base.

Huh? 

Why do I always feel like I'm reading someone's manifesto whenever I read D's posts?

[Dumpster D]

I dont even know what a manefesto is?

oh wait ...

[rictus]

I was thinking some day your posts here will wind up being entered into evidence.

[Dumpster D]

yeh, I get that same feeling.

The internet is a stoners worst nightmare, well, I get that feeling about what I say, I admit that I'm aware.

on another note, thats probly better I stay below radar like I have...but yeah

dig deep enough eventually,  and I'm sure a few of my posts will somehow come and bite me in the ass one of these days.

you're funny AND right.

[black stallion]

i've always thought Dump posts are psychedelic

[rictus]

i've always thought Dump posts are psychedelic

They're psychodelic. 

[Dubwise Ministry Juan]

i've always thought Dump posts are psychedelic

They're psychodelic. 

Looks like we got a new genre for Pitchfork